Chapter 3: Stray Cat Bait!

With Konata joining they had to work out a schedule, why? Unlike Haruhi's school, Konata's school allowed their students part time jobs. And Konata needed one to full her anime obsession, badly so she worked in a cosplay café. Because of that they needed to work around Konata's schedule, which also allowed Haruhi more time with the S.O.S. Brigade. However today was one of Konata's days off… and once again they were searching an area for Senshi.

"Why are we searching here!" yelled Haruhi.

Let's just say… they weren't searching Karakura town this time.

"Oh come on… we need to search all areas." Said Yaten.

"That and we're not official members of the SOS Brigade, you can't just drag us along somewhere and investigate the paranormal." Said Taiki.

Haruhi and Taiki began to glare at each other.

"Now, now you two play nicely." Said Konata.

"Will you stop fighting." Said Yaten with a sigh.

"Well go there next time, I promise." Said Seiya.

Luna began to cringe.

"What's wrong?" asked Artemis.

"I just have a bad feeling about this place… and it had nothing to do with Galaxia." Said Luna.

"Well now that I think about it, this area does have a high amount of strays." Said Yaten.

The air turned black around Luna.

"Luna has a problem with strays." Said Artemis.

"Now you tell us…" said Yaten with a sweat drop.

"I told you… Karakura Town." Said Haruhi.

"Will you shut up…" muttered Taiki.

Meanwhile three girls were walking home from school… two of them parted ways from one of them.

"See you tomorrow Ms. Sakaki!" said one of the girls who looked very young (though she might have been like Konata).

The girl Sakaki (who's first name was known) nodded and began to walk away… she was extremely tall and very beautiful with her long black hair. However despite her looks, she really loved cute things… especially cats.

"Oh it's you again." Said Sakaki looking down a grey cat.

She bent down to pet the cat… however… it bit her… and wouldn't let go.

Meanwhile in Galaxia's HQ… she was looking at pictures of Sailor Sun and Sailor Haumea.

"I wonder…" said Galaxia.

"What do you mean?" asked Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion appearing out of nowhere.

"What the! I wasn't excepting you." Said Sailor Gallia.

"Oh… sorry…" Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion.

"I wonder… just how I couldn't find them before… and how I had no idea they were around." Said Sailor Galaxia, "I knew I sensed untapped Star Seeds in two realms out of my reach… but I knew eventually what ever forces protected would Senshi after me… How did I not know about them…"

"You just didn't know about them." Said Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion.

"Why you…" muttered Sailor Galaxia, "But I have a feeling that the three lights are trying to bold up an army to take me down… The more Senshi they find… the better."

"You are right." Said Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion, "I'll go search for a good bait."

Sailor Heavy Metal Pap lion disappeared and Sailor Gallia smirked, "Just find more and more Senshi… you're just burying yourselves in deeper."

Meanwhile with the 5 Senshi and two Guardian Cats, Yaten was comforting Luna…

"I'm sorry… I didn't know you had a problem with Strays." Said Yaten.

"It's okay… I know you didn't know… I'm sure even others forgot about." Said Luna with a sigh.

That's when they heard the cries of "Ow, ow, ow…"

They looked to see Sakaki still getting bit by the cat… but what now standing up… but the cat still wouldn't let go. That's when Seiya managed to grab the cat which let go… but started to bite Seiya.

"You okay?" asked Taiki.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Said Sakaki.

"Why did the cat bite you?" asked Konata.

"I was trying to pet and it bit me." Answered Sakaki.

Everyone gaped at Sakaki… they quickly figured the cat was a stray… but for a girl to just try to pet a stray…

"Was it the first time?" asked Konata.

"No… it wasn't." answered Sakaki.

Everyone continued to gape.

"Why isn't anyone helping me!" yelled Seiya.

They got the cat off Seiya.

"So who are you?" asked Sakaki.

"Well… we're the S.O.S. Brigade! We're here to solve any mysteries that this area may have!" yelled Haruhi.

The three lights sweat dropped.

"You know that cover would work well in Karakura Town? Right?" asked Konata with a cat like smile.

"Don't vouch for her." muttered Taiki.

That's when Sakaki noticed Artemis on the ground.

"Can I pet it." Said Sakaki.

"Sure." Said Seiya.

Sakaki once again bent down and began to pet the white cat. Luna gave a nod to the 5 while Sakaki wasn't looking… meaning one thing… she was a Sailor Senshi.

"Um can we talk about something to you?" asked Seiya.

"What?" asked Sakaki.

That's when there was a cry of pain.

"What was that?" asked Konata.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Said Taiki.

That's when a Phage… that looked like a deformed mailman appeared.

"Sailor Mailman!" yelled the Phage… apparently named Sailor Mailman.

"That is the most uninspired Phage yet…" said Yaten with a sweat drop.

"Okay… we'll go distract, you two and the cats explain what's going on." Said Seiya.

"Okay!" said Haruhi.

"Sure thing." Said Konata.

The three lights ran away after Luna jumped out of Yaten's arms with Sailor Mailman following them.

"What was that?" asked Sakaki.

"It's a Phage." Explained Luna.

Sakaki jumped when she heard Luna speak.

"The cat's talking!" yelled Sakaki, this couldn't be a dream… could it… then again Chiyo's father wasn't there (don't ask… it's too weird).

"You are a Sailor Senshi and you must help them fight the Phage." Said Luna who performed a back flip producing a burgundy wand.

"Now grab it and say "Makemake Star Power! Make-up!"" explained Luna.

"Okay…" said Sakaki a little unsure, "Makemake Star Power! Make-up!"

With a flash of light her clothes turned into a leotard with a burgundy Sailor Collar and skirt, her ribbons on back and front were pigment indigo, she gained knee high burgundy boots, elbow length white gloves with burgundy piping, dangling burgundy earrings a burgundy choker and finally a gold tiara with a burgundy gem in the center.

Sakaki… or well… Sailor Makemake… looked at herself.

"Don't worry… we're the same." Said Konata.

"Sun Star Power!" said Haruhi.

"Haumea Star Power!" said Konata.

"Make-up!" said both.

Both of them transformed into their Senshi forms.

"Follow us!" said Sailor Sun.

"What's going on?" asked Sailor Makemake.

Luna began to explain the thing about the Sailor Senshi being the Guardian of the Heavenly bodies and it was their duty ti fight the Sailor animates, Sailor Galaxia and the Phages.

"But why me?" asked Sailor Makemake.

"It all depends on the luck of the draw…" said Artemis.

"I guess you're not into Magical Girls… are you." Said Sailor Haumea.

Sailor Makemake sighed, no she wasn't.

That's when they saw Sailor Star Healer and Sailor Star Maker deal a blow to Sailor Mailman.

"All right! So it's my turn!" yelled Sailor Haumea.

"Haumea Page slice!"

The pieces of paper cut up Sailor Mailman… Sailor Mailman turned around and did the same thing to Sailor Haumea…

"Haumea? Are you all right?" asked Sailor Star Fighter.

"Just a little unexpected…" said sailor Haumea with a laugh.

That's when Sailor Mailman turned to Sailor Makemake… he was about to the same thing to Sailor Makemake when it suddenly came to her… the attack to use.

"Makemake Sprit Summon!"

She summoned the spiritual form of what looked like a cat… that attacked Sailor Mailman.

"Her attack is sp much cooler than mine." Said Sailor Haumea pouting slightly.

"Sun!" yelled Sailor Star Healer.

"Don't yell at me!" yelled Sailor Sun.

She summoned her wand and attacked, "sol Star Healing Light!"

And so Sailor Mailman turned to back being an everyday mailman…

"We should go somewhere before he wakes up…" said Sailor Haumea.

Sailor Makemake was blushing at her attack when she was grabbed by Sailor Sun so they can talk.

And so after they detransformed they talked.

"So, Luna told you everything?" asked Seiya.

Sakaki nodded.

And so they began their introductions… when they got to Sakaki… a truck drove passed them almost as if trying to cover up something.

"But everyone calls me by my last name." said Sakaki.

"That was weird…" said Konata.

"All right! With another Senshi down! We can finally go to where I want to go!" yelled Haruhi.

"That won't be a for a few more days you know." Said Taiki.

Haruhi turned around and glared at Taiki.

Sakaki looked at them a laughed slightly… being a magical girl wasn't so bad, she could always see Luna and Artemis… and her powers weren't so bad… but still she felt like she someone who should be a Sailor Senshi… it's almost seems… well too weird…

Omake Time: Luna VS the Biting Cat

(For best results… listen to Pokemon battle music from the old game boy games)

Luna as walking down the street when she saw the biting cat… the biting cat glared at Luna… and smiled evilly… Luna only knew one thing would happen…

Everything seemed to flash as the fight began…

Biting cat used scratch…

Luna uses scratch… Luna misses…

Biting cat uses fury swipes… hit five times…

Luna uses fury swipes… biting Cat dodges.

Biting cat uses bite…

Luna flinches…

Biting cat uses crunch…

Luna faints…

Sometime later, Haruhi, Konata and Sakaki find Luna.

"What happened?" asked Sakaki picking her up.

"The reason why I don't like strays…" muttered Luna.

End of Omake Time!

Next Time: The group finally goes to Karakura Town! Famous for it's high abundance of ghost sightings! Haruhi wants to look for ghosts while the others want to find the next Sailor Senshi... Will they be able find the next Senshi? More importantly will Haruhi stop harassing that "suspicious shop keeper"... find out next time!