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In a prison, we see other prisoners trying to attract the dog with white fur and a black lightning bolt. The other prisoners were Croc, Pac-man, Gex and a few others. "Come here boy. Have a nice juicy bone" Croc said as the others were also trying to attract him. "You keep doing that, the dog will never move" Crash said relaxing in another cell. "Oh excuse us. We haven't given up hope yet" Croc said. Crash just chuckled a little and and continued to relax.
Then we cut to Renamon who's getting ready for bed. "This must have been a difficult day for you" one of the helpers said. "I was expecting Impmon to propose, but I'll admit I wasn't prepared for it" Renamon said. "I mean being threatened by that pirate. Sounds scary" the helper said. "Oh... yes it was" Renamon replied. "But the commander proposed. Now that's a smart match, if you don't mind me saying so" the helper said. "It is a smart match. He's a.. huh.. I can't say much about him" Renamon said. "What about Guilmon?" the helper asked. "That's too bold" Renamon answered in a strict tone. "I apologize. It wasn't my place" the helper said then left the room. Renamon pulled out the medallion and examined it. Then a strange wind blew out the candles.
Guilmon was seen working. "I hardly get any credit for anything!" Guilmon whispered angrily to himself as he hammered a sword. He then looked at it and it was bent a little. He then sighed. Then he heard a strange noise coming from outside. Guilmon then looks out the window and spots a black cat running down the street.
In the bay, we see a ship approaching.
On the boarder, we see The Professor and Impmon walking past cannons that are pointing at the bay. "Has Renamon answered you yet?" The Professor asked. "Not yet" Impmon said a little disappointed. "Well she did have a rough day" The Professor pointed out. Impmon nooded in agreement. "Dull weather don't you think?" The Professor asked. "I'll say so" Impmon said. Then a soft boom was heard. "What was that?" The Professor asked. Impmon looks over. "Cannon fire!" Impmon said tackling The Professor out of the way. "Return fire!" Impmon shouted. "Baracade youself in my office, Professor!" Impmon shouted.
In jail, Crash also heard the cannon fire. "I know those guns" Crash said looking out the window and spots a ship. "It's the Wampa" Crash said. "The Black Wampa? I heard stories of that ship. She's been praying on ships for nearly a decade. And never leaves any survivers" Croc said. "No survivers? I wonder where the stories come from" Crash said. "Good point" Croc said.
Cannons continue to fire at the town destroying buildings, blowing up shacks and making people fly. A little kid is seen screaming in the middle of the street. Then a cannonball bursted through a building making a stand fall. Then the kid gets saved in time before the thing crushes the poor kid. Then we see pirates coming to shore. In the group of pirates we see Pinstripe, Wario, Dingodile and a few others. They come to shore and charge at the town. We then see Leroy and Evil or 627 who has a false eye and is cleaning it off. He then puts it in his eye socket and they go off to battle. Wario yells and throws bombs at a couple of buildings. He then chases after a woman and laughs.
Guilmon quickly grabs a sword and ax and enters the fight. He spots Wario chasing after the woman and throws his ax at him and hits his back. Wario then falls seemingly dead. Guilmon then grabs the ax and continues to fight off the pirates. We see solders trying to fight off the pirates as well.
Then a group of pirates approach The Professor's mansion. Renamon spots them and was about to warn the helper. Then the helper goes to the door. "Don't!" Renamon yelled. Then the helper opened the door. "Hello chump" Leroy said as he fired a gun. The pirates then storm in. Evil then spots Renamon up the stairs. "Up there!" Evil said. Then him and Leroy run up after Renamon as she ran into her room and locked the door. Renamon then runs into one of the helpers. "Miss! They've come to get you" the helper said. "What?" Renamon asked. "You're the Professor's creation" the helper said.
Then they were heard knocking. "Hide and when you find the chance run out and onto the fort" Renamon said running into another room. Leroy and Evil charge in and chase after Renamon. She then swings a pan at Leroy, knocking him out. The helper then runs out the door. She attempts to swing again but Evil catches it and makes goofy faces at her. She then sprays Evil's face with perfume. "Ack! How can anybody find this appealing?" Evil asked as he let go. Renamon then runs off and Leroy quickly gets back up and pushes Evil.
Renamon then shuts another door and blocks it with a fancy candle. She then sees two swords on a prop and tries to get one out but fails. Then Leroy and Evil burst in and can't find her. Evil looks at an open window and assumes she went out the window. Then Leroy stops him. "We know you're here poppet" Leroy said. "Poppet" Evil said laughing. "Come on out. No reason to hide. We're harmless" Leroy said. "Doesn't that seem a little out of place?" Evil asked. Leroy then slaps Evil's head, knocking his fake eye out into his hand. He then puts it back in place. Then they heard something fall in a closet. "The gold calls to us" Leroy said. "But that was.." Evil was saying then got interrupted when Leroy was about to hit him. Leroy then approached the closet and Renamon sees them from inside the closet. "Hello poppet" Leroy said. Then they opened the door.
"Parley!" Renamon shouted. "What?" Leroy asked. "Parley. Invoke the right of parley. According to the code, you have to take me to your captain" Renamon said. "I know the code. I'm not dumb" Leroy said. "And it also demands you do them no harm until the parley is complete" Renamon continued. "Blazes with the code" Evil said. "She wants to be taken to the captain!" Leroy shouted. "And she'll go without a fuss. We must honor the code" Leroy said with an evil smile.
As the battle continues, Guilmon comes face to face with Scorpion. "Come here!" Scorpion shouts launching a chain at Guilmon and pulling him in. Guilmon thought this will be the end for him. Then a cannon hits a sign and the sign hits Scorpion and send him into a building. "Man, that was close!" Guilmon said. He then looked over and saw Renamon getting pulled away. "Guilmon!" Renamon said. "Renamon" Guilmon said as he was about to try to save her. Then Wario comes out of nowhere and blocks Guilmon. "Hello" Wario said with an evil smile. Guilmon wondered why Wario was still alive. Guilmon then looks down and sees a bomb and backs up. Then the bomb blows up only knocking Guilmon out. Wario then cackles and runs off.
Then a cannonball gets fired at the jail and the wall collapsed. Letting all but Crash free. "My sympathys friend. It's no matter of luck at all" Croc said as he jumped out with everyone else. Crash was then left alone. The clouds rolled revealing a full moon. Crash then figured he should probably give it a shot. Crash then grabs a bone and whistles to get Bolt's attention. "Come on doggy. It's just you and me now. Come on" Crash said calling him. Bolt then got closer. "Come on you filthy, slimy, manging.." Crash was saying as Bolt heard a noise from upstairs. "No! Wait! I didn't mean! Ugh" Crash said. Then a solder gets knocked down the stairs. Then Pinstripe and Dingodile came in. "Wait.. this ain't the armory" Dingodile said. Pinstripe the saw Crash. "Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Captain Crash Bandicoot" Pinstripe said then spits on Crash. Crash wipes off the spit. "Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island. Screaming into the distance. His fortunes didn't improve much" Dingodile said as Pinstripe chuckled. "Worry about your own fortunes. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers" Crash said with a proud smile. Pinstripe then grabs Crash's throat as the moonlight reveals his skeletal form. "So there is a curse. That's interesting" Crash said. "You know nothing of hell" Pinstripe said in an angry tone. He then slams Crash's head on the cage and they walk out. Crash rubs his head and looks at the bone. "That's very interesting" Crash said to himself.
A/N: Now I know some parts are a little off, but remember it's a parody. I'm trying to make my own twists as I go along with the story. Is it the best idea? Probably not. But then again it is, once more, a parody. So, hope you're enjoying this so far and I'll get the next one up as soon as I can. Oh and if you have any suggestions feel free to suggest them in the review box.
