Hello again and welcome to another lovely chapter of Christmas Tells ALL! I'm your host and here today we have Bernard AGAIN! Wow Bernard you sure are popular!
Bernard: Thanks…but I'd really just like to get back to work.
Of course you would. But too bad. Our question is from Rosebud5. She asks: I have one for Bernard! First off, let me just say that you are totally awesome, Bernard. You have the hardest job at the Pole and do it PERFECTLY! So what I wanna know is how you became Head Elf? Ohhh, can I ask two questions? Hehe well I'm doin it anyway. Where's your family? I hope that didn't stir any bad memories or something, but I'd like to know! Your friend, Rosey.
Well isn't that sweet Bernard? Well go ahead and answer one of your adoring fans.
Bernard: Well um, Rosey is it? Well Rosey, I became head elf when I graduated Elfsburg academy as top of my class. The Santa of that time thought I had excellent work ethics and saw me as a bright elf. So he made me his intern and I slowly worked up to my very satisfying career as head elf. As for the question of my family, my parents live in the human world living out their eternal years on the sandy beaches of Hawaii. I'm an only child and I'm not married. Thanks for asking by the way.
Well there you have it. So…you're single huh?
Bernard: Um….
Well I guess that wraps up our show. As you can plainly see, our segments are painfully short so please ask more questions okay? Until next time, I'm Animanizanny, and this is Christmas Tells ALL!
Bernard: Goodnight!
That's the spirit!
