Hi! Guess who's back?
Everyone: Oh no!
Oh yes. And shut up! I haven't even introduced you yet. Okay let's get started. This is Animanizanny, and welcome to Christmas Tells ALL! Today we have Charlie, Carol, Lucy, Neil, Bernard, Scott, and Jack. How are we all doing today?
Everyone: …
Wow. This is dull. Good thing I have a special surprise. But first, FAN WAR UPDATE! We now have a new addition to the fan war from keacdragon. Their shout out goes to Charlie!
Charlie: Wow awesome! Thanks!
Yep. I'm changing the rules up too. The first character to reach 5 different shout outs will win. Only one shout out per person and you can add a cast member if you wish. So far we have 1 for Bernard, 1 for Jack Frost, and 1 for Charlie. Keep it up. Now before we get to questions, I have a cool new segment on our show called Truth or Dare: Christmas edition. You give a cast member a truth or dare, your choice and they will either answer or do it. Please no nudity, sex, drugs, or brutal violence. (Unless it's really funny.) It will be part of this fanfic so don't worry about finding the separate story . I know Truth is pretty much like our questions but I'll keep them separate. Alright enough yakking, on with the questions! keacdragon asks: I love you Charlie! There, now there's three in the fan war poll thing...Ok...question...question...hmmmmmmmmmm!Carol! : How do you like living in the North pole?Lucy: What's it like having you're "uncle" as Santa Claus?
Good questions. Mrs. Clause how do you like the north pole?
Carol: Well it's definitely different from my old life. In some ways it's very good such as the elves are very nice. But it has it's down sides too.
Like?
Carol: Like that I've grown out of 3 dress sizes since I moved here. It's hard keeping a girlish figure when you live on cocoa and cookies. But like I said, I wouldn't move back for the world.
Well that's nice. And Lucy?
Lucy: I absolutely LOVE that uncle Scott is Santa! I get my toy requests early and I can ALWAYS guarantee that I get what I want for Christmas. After all, I've never been on the naughty list.
Alright cool. Now on to our next questions. These are from Anna again. They ask: So Charlie's been added to the fan war? Well, I must say I like him way better than Bernard. Neil, you know your theme song is 'White and Nerdy'. You are definitely geeky, but not in a cool way. I think only Dr. Spencer Reid can pull that off. Bernard, you really are annoying. Have you though about taking a trip to Springwood, Ohio? I have a buddy down there, and he'd love to meet you. Scott, have you met my friend? His name's Freddy. I'm definitely sure he is on the naughty. As my favorite guy says, "Naughty list people have more fun." Jack, I don't have magical hugs like Lucy. You don't worry about unfreezing or anything. So, may I please, please, please hug you?
Wow you gotta love the fans. Okay on to the answers. Neil, I know this isn't technically a question but I have a feeling this person won't stop until you admit.
Neil: Okay! I admit it! I love the song 'White and Nerdy'! I keep it a secret so my patients won't be terrified. Just keep it a secret okay?
Um…okay? Next question.
Bernard: Honestly, I don't expect everyone in the whole world to love me and if you think I'm annoying that's your opinion. And as for your question, I will NOT move to Springwood, Ohio so just tell your buddy I send my apologizes.
And Santa? Have you met Freddy?
Scott: Freddy…hmmmm. OH! Do you mean Freddy Krueger? Then yes, I have had a little talk with Freddy about his behavior. If you don't mean him, I probably know your friend too. As you already know, the world has many Freddy's.
Alright this is getting way off topic. To close us up, Jack?
Jack: Sure why not? Give me some sugar baby!
Bernard: Again, I strongly suggest a censor.
Jack: Stay out of this you little midget.
Oh to see men fight like boys. It makes my day. Alright so send your questions, and truths or dares too! Also don't forget to add your vote for best cast member,(that is if you're not too chicken.) Hurry or Freddy Krueger's coming after you! I'm just kidding. Maybe… Anyways thanks and enjoy! Bye!
