Howdy y'all! And no I'm not southern but this IS Christmas Tells ALL! Sorry bout the delay on our next faboo segment. What can I say? I'm a busy host. Alright I'll shut my face and get this party rollin! Our first review comes from Anne. Hmm… weren't you Anna before? GASP! Are you a secret twin from the government agency? SWEET! Okay "Anne", let's get to your questions. Anne asks: *Smiles* Thanks for the hug, Jack. You're definitely the best Legendary Figure ever. Neil, it's nice of you to admit it. Bernard and Scott, I indeed referred to Freddy Krueger. Honestly, Scott, I obviously meant Freddy Krueger. That brings me yet again to my 'You Are Stupid' point. Well, I guess I should think of a question to ask, or something for Truth or Dare. I've got it! Neil, I dare you to sing 'White and Nerdy', while dancing. That's all I can think of for now
Ooo! Yeah! We have our first Dare! Alright Neil, get your overly sensitive butt over here!
Neil: Oh…alright. Make room please.
(Everyone backs up)
Neil: They see me mowin'My front lawnI know they're all thinkingI'm so White N' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyCan't you see I'm white n' nerdyLook at me I'm white n' nerdy!I wanna roll with-The gangstersBut so far they all thinkI'm too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyThink I'm just too white n' nerdyI'm just too white n' nerdyReally, really white n' nerdy
(Weird Al Yankovic's song. Not Neil's. Sorry.)
Everyone: (Watching Neil)…O.o
Okay wow. That was weird. But hey, that's Weird Al for ya. Although he did it maybe a bit better. Nice try Neil.
Neil: I'm not afraid of my emotions! (Storms out in tears)
Awww. I feel sorta bad. I'll send a gift basket later. Anywho, on to our next question! Swedish Fish. Not asks: Wow. This looks entertaining. I love the Freddy Krueger reference. Anyways, I guess I should ask something or dare someone. By the way, I think Jack Frost is the best character. The other to are alright, but he's way cooler. Pun not intended...or was it? Okay, I have a question for Curtis. Why are you such a moron? I mean, you told Jack about the Hall of Snowglobes and how the Escape Clause worked. Do you hate Santa or something? Bernard, how did you react to the news that he did that? That's all the questions for now. I have a Robert Englund craving that needs to be taken care of. Nightmare Cafe, here I come!
Sweet we have another FAN WAR update! Congrats Jack. Now we have 2 for Jack, 1 for Bernard, and 1 for Charlie.
Jack: YES!
Curtis? Why are you such a moron?
Curtis: Hey! I am not a moron!
Bernard: Curtis you're stupider than a train with square wheels.
Curtis: Well at least I was there and not off on vacation!
Hey boys! Can SOMEONE finish this?
Curtis: Fine. I was just irritated with Jack Frost because he insulted my Head Elf skills! I worked my butt off for a Christmas as number 1 and he insults it!
So you show him the Escape Clause. Oh yeah THAT"LL show him.
Curtis: Well it certainly wasn't because I hate Santa.
Okay and Bernard? How did you react? (As if we don't already know)
Bernard: I was in an OUTRAGE! That little job thief takes my place and then threatens the entire existence of the north pole…AGAIN!
Okay easy sugar. We don't need any seizures while we're here today. Our last question today is from Hotarukiryu. They ask: Hello to everyone I would like to say jack your my favorite character out of everyone because your so mischievious. My first question is for you besides freezing people what other powers do you have? My second is for the tooth fairy (Molinator) how did you come up with your nickname? And lastly for Bernard, do you train the elves? I look forward to your answers.
Holy frostbite guess what?
Bernard: This show is canceled?
Curtis: I'm the new head elf?
No and shut up who asked you? I was going to say that Jack has another shout out!
Jack: What can I say? I'm adored by my people.
Yep. Now the results come to 3 for Jack, 1 for Bernard, and 1 for Charlie. The winner gets a super special surprise!
Jack: Money? Gold? Fame?
It's a surprise for the winner.
Jack: I'm obviously gonna win so you might as well hand it over.
It's not over till Santa sings. Okay Jack, what powers do you have?
Jack: I can create drastic snow storms, freeze the tropics, kill fruit, pretty much anything that relates to winter is all me. I also have the power of deliciousness.
Nice! Me too! Now our next question. Hello tooth fairy how are you today?
TF: Oh I'm great thanks for having me here.
Well it's always good to have fresh meat. Now why do you call yourself 'The Molenator'?
TF: Truthfully, it's because I love the movie the Terminator and one night I was flossing while I watched it and realized how manly and hygiene- friendly it would sound to kids.
You like the Terminator? Okay…Last question. Bernard?
Bernard: Yes I do train elves. Obviously it would be impossible for me to train every elf in the workplace seeing as there are so many. But certain elves with unique progress towards certain areas get special help from me.
Well that wraps up today's segment. Remember to read, review, Truth and Dare, and floss while watching the Terminator.
TF: Oh yeah!
Have a great time reading a buh bye!
