Hi there. Guess who's back? Oh boy do we have some flippin' craziness in this segment for you so you'd better tune in. Let's bring out our cast that I'm too lazy to introduce! Hi everyone.

Everyone: Hi!

Okay. Well since I just can't wait any longer, let's get started. Anyone as excited as I am?

Everyone: …Yeesh you people are dead. Okay let's go! Snowkissa asks: My favorite, Bernard. I know you're a LITTLE workaholic, and grumpy, but hey: you may just have the most stressful job in the world, I don't blame you! Besides, I know you're a sweet guy and you really care about your friends. You're awesome! Speaking of awesomeness, here's a question for Jack: I live in Finland, and LOVE winter (and you)! Could you give us a very snowy Christmas, like usual, please! Also, you're the spirit of Winter, but who are the spirit's of the other three seasons?" Also to Mother Nature: I LOVE your natural style! Would you have any nature's fashion tips for us mortal girls? AND Bernard, I dare you, show us your big heart, and give someone a hug for me! Thank you all!

Yeah Bernard! You get a shout out! Just to update all the silly people who haven't been keeping up, that makes Jack 3, Bernard 2, and Charlie 1. Alright!

Bernard: Feelin' the love.

Oh as you should be sweetie. Jack? What do you say? Can you give Finland another blustery winter for our fan? And what about the other seasons?

Jack: Hey if someone loves snow THAT much, I'd be the devil not to give it. As for the other seasons, Mother Nature rules, well, pretty much everything else. Curse you woman!

MN: I heard that Frost!

Jack: Ah frostbite!

Hey Mother Nature, great to see you! Now that I've got you here, can you share with the lovely ladies out there some fashion tips?

MN: Of course. The key is inner beauty. Go simple and let your colors shine. And the sun is good for you but too much definitely isn't. So don't overdo it.

Nice tip. No one wants to be a lobster. Trust me. And now on to our dare! Bernard has to give a hug. OOO! Hug me! Hug me!

Bernard: AHHH! (Runs around room before being pinned in a huge bear hug by me)

Bernard: Help. I can't breathe.

Yea! I love hugs! Happiness! Okay cutie, you're free to go…for now!

(Bernard runs away)

Okay more questions. keacdragon is back again! Hurray! Okay so here's the question: Cool! Aww come on Charlie! Win!Okay...question and dare...Oh! I dare Santa to NOT sing until Charlie wins the shout out!Questions:Charlie: What is your favorite band and music genre?Bernard: If Santa left the North Pole and you were fully in charge would you pummel curtis to a pulp the minute he stepped out of line?And last but not least...Bernard: In the first movie I have a feeling you were really upset with Scott/Santa for the year of craziness between the christmas Scott got the job and his first true christmas as Santa. This is a partial dare: Would you and Scott sit down with Neil to discuss your inner anger that has seemingly created a grudge and left you as the only "non-fun" elf in the movies and at the North Pole? Please! (can't be just a few sentences, Bernard truly express your feelings)Animanizanny! This is awesome! Keep up the good work! :):):):):)

Why thank you. It's always good to be appreciated. Okay Santa, no singing until Charlie wins you got that?

Santa: Yeah sure. That seems easy enough.

Yes, but what about Christmas carols?

Santa: NOOOOOO! Charlie win! Tomorrow we sing My Only Wish by Jessica Simpson! You know I love that song.

Charlie: Sorry dad.

Okay now on to the questions. Charlie, what's your favorite band and music genre?

Charlie: I don't have a favorite band but I like some metal.

Alright. And Bernard, would you pummel Curtis if you got the chance?

Bernard: Well I'd hope not but he would be strictly disciplined by cleaning the reindeer stables for the next century and a half. I'm generally a very non-violent elf.

What if he stole your job?

Bernard: Oh, then I'd kick the snot out of him.

Good to know my little gumdrop.

Bernard: (Shudders)

Alright now for our partial dare. I'm not exactly sure what that means but….Neil! Come take my place for a minute.

Neil: Sure. And by the way, thanks for the fruit basket.

Don't mention it. Santa, we need you also. Since I'm no good at psycho- analysis mumbo jumbo, Neil is the temporary "host", so-to-speak. But keep in mind he is NOT cuter than me!

Neil: Suuuuure.

Hey watch it white n' nerdy!

Neil: Since I'm much more mature than you, I'll ignore that. Now, Bernard I'm just going to ask some simple questions in a sick way of figuring out your inner psyche.

Bernard: Oh lord.

Santa: Is this necessary?

Neil: Absolutely. Now shush. Bernard?

Bernard: Hm?

Neil: What is it that makes you so angry?

Bernard: My work.

Neil: Good. Would you care to expand on that?

Bernard: Not really.

Neil: Fair enough. In the first movie when Scott first became Santa, what was the initial feeling you got upon hearing the news?

Bernard: Dread.

Neil: Why?

Bernard: Because it meant another sap to teach. Before this new guy came to the pole, we had gone through a good 5 Santas in 20 years! At least before he came around, all the other ones were eager to learn and fix what they had done. But not Scott. He decides it's okay to kill off another Santa and then leave the entire elf population to die! Believe it or not, I love and protect the elves as if they were my own children. Imagine having 100,000 kids to take care of. It's not easy. So yeah, I held a grudge against him but can you blame me? I may not be jolly but at least my morals are in the right place.

Santa: Well at least I came back eventually.

Bernard: Of course. After you were too fat and old-looking to live in society. Face it, you didn't like it here.

Santa: Wow I'm shocked Bernard. I never knew you felt this way.

Bernard: Yeah well…I do. I'm sorry to be disrespectful.

Santa: No. I'm glad to know how you really feel.

Hug! Hug! Hug!

Santa and Bernard: Uh, no.

Few! Good 'cause that would be awkward. I'm really touched. Is anyone else emotionally bonding right now? No? Okay. Our next question is from Hotarukiryu again! They ask:

Thank you guys. I have more questions though. This one is for the council of legendary figures, why is there no one to represent Halloween at your meetings, and if there is no one I'd like to try my hand at it. This is for everyone, if you could pick your own theme song what would it be. Bernard can I have a hug? Lastly I dare Jack to watch the Sailor Moon S movie. That's it for now.

Awesome questions. Okay Mother Nature, why don't you answer about Halloween?

MN: Truthfully we don't have a council member for Halloween. It was a holiday brought forth by a Celtic festival known as Samhain. The festival was to prepare for winter but also to blur the boundaries between the living and the dead. Masks and costumes were worn in an attempt to mimic or appease the lost souls. Eventually it found it's way to America and became a playful way for kids to rot their teeth. (Much to the Tooth Fairy's dislike.) So, again we do not have a member for Halloween so you may make one. But be warned that the Tooth Fairy will probably not like him/ her. Just an issue with 2 jobs clashing.

Well okay then. We were lucky enough to get an answer AND a history lesson. How wonderful. On to our next question. Just answer one at a time.

Curtis: Oh! Me first! Mine would be Rock Star by Nickleback because I AM a rock star!

Bernard: Mine would be My Wish by Rascal Flatts because I just like the song.

Santa: Jingle bell Rock for the obvious reason.

Charlie: Bad Reputation by Avril Lavigne. It just reminds me of when I spray painted the school. Dang that was fun!

Carol: Excuse me?

Charlie: I mean uh, I was very naughty and I regret it. (Not really.)

Mother Nature: I always loved the song Man! I Feel Like a Woman! By Shania Twain. It's so catchy!

Jack: Obviously I'm Too Sexy by Up. Because, well, I AM!

Carol: Listen by Beyonce. It's so beautiful.

Tooth Fairy: I'd make up my own. It would have lots of hygiene awareness and super hero action in the lyrics!

How interesting. Almost as interesting as watching paint dry. Alright now to our next question.

Bernard: Sure why not? I've already hugged Animanizanny and I doubt you hug quite as tightly.

It's called a "bear" hug for a reason! If I wanted to hug you gently, I'd give you a "kitten" hug. Okay Jack, watch the Sailor Moon S movie.

Jack: Okay…

A while later…

Jack: Wow. Just wow. I gotta say though, I could picture living beside a creature like Princess Snow Kaguya. What a hottie…so-to-speak. With her powers and mine, we could rule the world in ice! It's a shame that her plans failed.

Well nice that you could finally join us.

Jack: Well sorry but we can't all be hosts.

Yeah yeah hush up. Now on to our next questions. Swedish asks again: Haha. That was awesome. I dare Scott to go to Springwood and have a conversation with Freddy. I'm sorry, but my mind forced me to write it. I also dare Bernard and Curtis to have a rap battle. Once again, blame my mind.

Alright! Bye Santa!

Santa: (Gulp)

Ooo! Let's watch on my camera that I have conveniently set up in Springwood Ohio!

Jack: Why?

Because I like to watch towns with the most destruction and mass killers silly. Now shush.

In Springwood, Ohio…

Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

Freddy: I love that song.

Santa: Hello Freddy.

Freddy: Why look. It's the man in red! What's the matter chubby? Come to warn me about my naughty streak? As you already know, it's much more fun being bad! (Waves his gloved and knifed hand)

Santa: I'm on a show and am trying to fulfill a kind fan's wishes by visiting you.

Freddy: Oh how sweet. Unfortunately, since I can't kill you, I must shove off. I have innocent children's minds to reap. Farewell my fat-weathered friend.

Back at the show…

Well that was nice. Okay. Santa will be back from his lovely visit very soon. I hope… Bernard, Curtis. Rap AWAY!

Curtis: You think you're cool but you're just not thinkin'. I work hard all day while eggnog you're drinkin'. I say yeah you say nah. I'm a fool you say? My turn to talk today! You got your looks well I got my books and one day soon I'm taking over the old folks. That means you fool!

Bernard: You're such a brat ain't that a fact? You talk all day and whine and rant. How much I gotta tell you son, I'm numba 1? So back off cause this is my turf son. This is my life and you just livin'. Be glad of the role you was given. Back off now before I'm mad! This is hard on you but hey, I'm glad!

Sweet! Okay. I don't even want to know where this came from! Next and final question. Anna asks: Oh, sorry. I was typing too fast and accidentally hit 'e' instead of 'a'. Because of my friend's begging, I dare the Sandman to kiss Mother Nature. I dare Curtis to dress like a chick and sing 'I Feel Pretty'. After that's done, I dare Scott and Neil to join him in singing the Matchmaker song. Well, I think that's all the craziness for now...

Aww. And here I was so hoping for a scandal on my story. Oh well Anna. Sandman, please kiss Mother Nature but I beg please man don't use tongue!

Sandman: I would never. Being so old I have SOME class I think.

(Kisses Mother Nature)

Everyone (Including disgusted host): EWWWWWWW!

Get a room! Okay Curtis. Slip on some stilettos and a cute pink skirt. It's time to sing!

Curtis: Why me?

You wanted to be important didn't you? I can just see the uploaded videos now!

Curtis: Fine, just to get this thing over with. I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight. I feel charming, Oh, so charming It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real. See the pretty girl in that mirror there: Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy!

Wow you sound just like Maria! Good job. Scott, Neil, go sing with the pretty lady.

Curtis: Well, somebody has to arrange the matches,Young people can't decide these things : She might bring someone wonderful-Neil: Someone interesting-

Curtis: And well off-

Santa: And important-

All: Matchmaker, Matchmaker,Make me a match,Find me a find,catch me a catchMatchmaker, MatchmakerLook through your book,And make me a perfect match!

Oh beautiful! Encore, encore! I'm joking. Please don't sing anymore. Well that's it for this crazy messed-up segment. I hope you had all the rap war, Freddy Krueger, and feminine Curtis you could handle. (Heaven knows I certainly did.) Thanks for such creative ideas and bring on more! Buh bye!