Chapter 15: Near Miss
Seiya was just walking around the Neighborhood that Chiyo-Chan lived one morning, it was just so peaceful. Very peaceful, especially in the morning, it would make him forget everyone bad that's going on… That's when he heard some sort of screech… he turned around and a badly beaten car was barreling down the road. The car was headed right for him he clenched his eyes shut just as it was about hit… fortunately the driver stop in less that a foot.
"I'm so sorry!" yelled the driver who turned out to be Sakaki, Chiyo and Osaka's home room teacher.
"It's no problem." said Seiya with a sweat drop.
That's when it dawned on Yukari.
"You're that has been Kou Seiya!" she yelled out.
"So… I'm already a has been…" though Seiya with a sweat drop.
"Hmmm… that could work… that could work." thought Yukari.
"Um… what's going on?" he asked.
"You should come with me to school so I can show you off to the other teachers and students." said Yukari.
"What?" asked Seiya.
"Then we can get coffee or something, how does that sounds…" said Yukari.
But before Seiya could answer, he was dragged into the car.
Sometime later, at the school's teacher's office, Yukari saw her poor best friend and Minamo Kurosawa… or as Yukari called her.
"Nyamo!" she yelled out happily.
"What is it?" asked Minamo.
"You won't believe who I ran over today!" said Yukari.
"She then dragged Seiya into Nyamo's line of sight.
"You're Kou Seiya!" yelled Minamo.
"Yeah, I am…" said Seiya.
"Can I speak with you alone… seriously…" muttered Minamo.
"Okay…" said Seiya.
The two entered the hall way…
"What is it?" asked Seiya.
"Sue her." said Minamo.
"What?" asked Seiya.
"I said sue her… she nearly ran you over." said Minamo.
Seiya stared… "Um… okay…" he said.
"She's a manic behind the wheel, she doesn't even have a license." said Minamo, "Not only that but last summer we chaperoned some students on a beach trip and one of has been mentally scared for life."
"I can't." said Seiya, "Some weird fans have been after me and I've been in hiding. If I sue her then they'll know where I am."
"How big of a fan?" asked Minamo.
"Crazy stalker killer fan." explained Seiya.
While untrue… there was someone trying to kill him, even if it wasn't a fan.
"Okay… I understand. But once it blows over. Please consider it, for all those who's been in the car. And those nearly run over like your self." said Minamo.
"She's that bad behind the wheel… huh?" said Seiya.
"You have no idea…" sighed Minamo.
And so it was time for class… Yukari came into the room happily.
"Wow Yukari… you finally beat that Melee fighter that his own game?" asked Tomo.
"No!" yelled Miss Yukai, "Soon I will be that Melee Fighter from the rival guild and take all of his treasures."
At that moment Konata sneezed… for little did she know that she was enemies worth yet another home room teacher.
Back with Yukari…
"No I just nearly ran over an interesting person today, would everyone like to meet him." said Yukari.
"You ran him over?" asked Chiyo-Chan becoming pale.
"No, I said nearly ran him over." said Yukari, "He's alive."
But Chiyo-Chan wasn't listening she was too pale and in her own freaked out world.
"The scars of the Yukai Mobile Strike again." said Yomi adjusting her glasses.
"You can come in now!" yelled Yukari.
Seiya sighed and came in…everyone gasped when they saw him.
"Oh my god! That's Kou Seiya from the Three Lights!" yelled Tomo pointing at Seiya.
"You ran over him?" asked Kagura.
"IO said nearly!" yelled Yukari.
Seiya look around the students, he knew that this was the school that Chiyo, Sakaki and Osaka attended… But wasn't surprised when he found them in class.
"So this their homeroom class." thought Seiya.
"Okay… if you have any questions him ask… I'm just going to take a nap." said Yukari who fell asleep right away.
"Hey!" yelled Seiya.
But it was to late she was already asleep.
"All right free period!" yelled Tomo.
That's when almost all the girl in room looked at Seiya.
"We've been having stalker problems and that's why we broke up…" said Seiya, "I'm really worried about it, I haven't heard from Yaten and Taiki in a long time."
"Huh… what are you talking about…" said Osaka.
Sakaki looked at Osaka giving her a look that said "Please along.", it took a few seconds for her to get it.
"Okay… never mind." said Osaka.
"Um… yeah…" said Seiya.
And so… since every single question revolved around the break up of the band, Seiya just hangout with the three students he knew.
"Chiyo-Chan doesn't look good." said Seiya with a sweat drop.
"She's been mentally scared for life by the car." said Yomi.
"So she's the one that that teacher told me about." said Seiya, "A teacher told me that a student was mentally scared for life… I didn't think it would be Chiyo-Chan."
"Yes, it was." sighed Sakaki.,
"Wait you know Chiyo-Chan?" asked Kagura shocked.
"I'm also good friends with Osaka and Sakaki." answered Seiya.
Kagura, Tomo and Yomi all looked at the other three.
"How do you know him!" yelled Tomo.
"Um…" said Osaka, "I forgot how I met him."
And invisible arrow pointed to her saying "Air headed"
Sakaki didn't say, but the arrow just said "Won't answer."
Chiyo-Chan was muttering something while pale, her arrow said "Having a nervous breakdown."
"So how we you know them?" asked Tomo to Seiya.
"We just met and became friends… that's it." said Seiya with a sweat drop.
"I see… so that it…" said Tomo who was thinking, "He's hiding something"
And so after school it was a Senshi meeting at Chiyo-Chan's house.
"So Seiya's not going to be here today?" asked Haruhi.
"He was nearly run over by our home room teacher, she's paying for a coffee." explained Sakaki.
"Does that explain why Chiyo-Chan is in the fetal position?" asked Kagami.
They turned that Chiyo-Chan was extremely pale, in the fetal position with Yuzu, Orihime and Tsukasa trying to talk her out of her shock.
"Don't talk about Miss Yukari's driving." shivered Osaka, and invisible arrow pointed to her saying, "Victim of the Yukari Mobile as well."
At a Burger Place Tomo was talking with Kagura and Yomi.
"We have to find out how those three are friends!" yelled Tomo.
"Why do you care?" asked Yomi.
"Don't you find it suspicious that they kept this from us?" asked Tomo.
"Not really." answered Yomi.
"You're just jealous that they know him and you don't." said Kagura.
"I'll show you who's jealous! We're going to find him and get some answers! Come on guys!" yelled Tomo.
"No thank you…" said Kagura.
"What! Why?" asked Tomo.
"Because I know when not get into one of your schemes." answered Kagura.
"Well I got a higher score on our last test." answered Tomo.
"Don't you dare bring that up!" yelled Kagura.
The two began to glare at each other.
"Fine I wont' bring you! Come on Yomi!" yelled Tomo dragging away Yomi.
"Poor Yomi." mumbled Kagura who then took a sip of her drink.
At a nearby outdoor terrace of a coffee shop, Yukari was looking at Seiya smiling.
"What I would give to end this…" thought Seiya.
"You!" yelled Tomo.
"What!" yelled Seiya.
"Tell us how you know Chiyo, Sakaki and Osaka! Now!" yelled Tomo.
"What you know three of my students!" yelled Yukari in shock.
"Uh…" said Seiya.
Meanwhile unbeknownst to any of them, Sailor Pewter fox and Sailor Kerokko was watching them.
"So that's them…" said Sailor Pewter Fox.
"I have a strange feeling about the two, so get the woman… she'll be a good phage." said Sailor Kerokko.
"No way… she won't be that powerful." said Sailor Pewter Fox.
"Fine…" muttered Sailor Titanium Kerokko.
That's when Sailor Titanium Kerokko shot the golden ball at Yukari…
"What's going on!" yelled Tomo.
"No it can't be." yelled Seiya.
Yukari's star seed went blank and she turned into the phage "Sailor Psycho Teacher!"
"Sailor Psycho Teacher!" yelled Seiya at the name.
"Poor little Sailor Star Fighter… can't even fight back." said Sailor Kerokko as she watched.
"Even if he was able to transform, he couldn't do it in front of these girls… A new Sailor Senshi better awaken from this." said Sailor Pewter Fox.
"You're right." said Sailor titanium Kerokko with a nod.
The two of them disappeared…
Seiya, Tomo, Yomi were frozen.
"Run!" yelled Seiya.
"You don't have to tell men twice." said Tomo.
The three of them began to run away from the phage.
"What's going on!" yelled Tomo.
"I can't really explain." said Seiya.
At Chiyo-Chan's house, both Chiyo-Chan and Yuki's computers beeped. Yuki was the only who checked.
"It's a phage." said Yuki.
"Where is it?" asked Haruhi.
That's when their communicators rang, Tatsuki was the one that answered.
"Tatsuki here." answered Tatsuki.
"They just turned Yukari into a phage! And I'm running away from her with two of Sakaki's class mates!" yelled Seiya from the communicator.
"Okay… we'll be right there…" said Tatsuki with a sweat drop.
"Okay, everyone, you heard that, right?" asked Haruhi.
"Right!" said everyone else including Chiyo-Chan.
"She suddenly got better." said Konata with a sweat drop.
"I guess with a Phage Around it doesn't matter any more." said Karin with a sweat drop.
Back with the three being chased, neither Tomo nor Yomi noticed Seiya using the communicator.
"How are we supposed to stop this thing!" cried Tomo who was getting exhausted.
"We have to hope help will arrive." explained Seiya.
"Um… I don't think you should look." said Yomi.
"What do you mean?" asked Tomo.
"Are those lunch trays?" asked Seiya looking at Sailor Psycho Teacher.
"Sun Burning Light!"
"Rhea Firestorm Smash!"
"Haumea Phage Slicer!"
The attacks hit Sailor Psycho Teacher… for the Sailor Senshi had arrived.
"I don't know what you done here! But it should stop! You're an evil monster and I won't forgive you! Sailor Haumea is going to make you pay!" yelled out Sailor Haumea.
"What was that?" asked Sailor Oberon.
"That was my magical girl speech." said Sailor Haumea giving the good guy pose (complete with teeth ping).
Get used to it." said Sailor Phobos.
"Oh wow it's the Sailor Senshi!" yelled Tomo.
"Oh great." muttered Yomi but on the inside she was disbelief.
Luna and Artemis looked at the two… both of them got the feelings.
"Both of those girls…" whispered Luna.
"Tomo and Yomi are Sailor Senshi?" whispered Sailor Rhea.
"Should we ask them?" asked Artemis.
"It might be a good idea." whispered Sailor Makemake.
Sailor Rhea, Sailor Makemake and Sailor Io all began to think what would it be like if Tomo was a Sailor Senshi, it's best not known what was going though their heads.
"Tomo will say yes…" said Sailor Rhea, "But I don't know"
"But we need as much help as we can get." said Sailor Makemake.
"It might be fun with Tomo around." said Sailor Io.
Luna and Artemis nodded and ran over to Tomo and Yomi.
"Excuse me." said Luna.
Both of them looked down and saw the talking cats.
"Holy crap! The cats are talking!" yelled Tomo pointing at the two moon cats.
"That's right, we're talking." sighed Luna.
"You two are Sailor Senshi…" said Artemis.
"What really?" asked Yomi blinking.
"Really that's awesome!" yelled Tomo.
"However there's something going on… and you must make a choice. You must be willing to risk your life for the whole Galaxy or Universe… if not will make sure that nothing bad happens to you." explained Luna.
"You mean like the mafia?" asked Tomo.
"No not like the mafia." said Luna with a big sweat drop, "There someone gathering the life force of Sailor Senshi called Star Seeds and if they find out your Sailor Senshi and you haven't awakened then your lives are in danger."
"So in other words we can either fight or wait for the inevitable." said Yomi.
Luna sweat dropped…
"I say got for it! I always wanted top be a Sailor Senshi!" yelled Tomo, "And Yomi's coming along too…"
Yomi sighed… of course she wouldn't have a say in it.
Luna and Artemis nodded to each other. Both of them back flipped, Luna produced an international orange wand while Artemis produced a lime green one.
"You say Titan Star Power! Make-up!" said Luna to Yomi.
"And you say Ganymede Star Power! Make-up." said Artemis to Tomo.
"Okay!" yelled Tomo.
"Well I don't have a choice." sad Yomi.
"Titan Star Power! Make-Up!" called out Yomi.
Yomi's clothes turned into a white leotard, she gained an international orange sailor collar and skirt, her front ribbon in front was dark pink while the back was international orange, she gained elbow length gloves with international orange piping, she also gained international orange high heels with ballerina straps, choker and star shaped earrings, as well at a golden tiara with an international orange gem. Her glasses also disappeared magical, she was Sailor Titan.
"Ganymede Star Power! Make-up!" called out Tomo.
Her clothes turned into a White leotard, she gained a lime green Sailor Collar and skirt, her ribbons were fuchsia in the front and back. She gained elbow length gloves, with lime green piping. She also gained lime green boots and choker while she gained fuchsia rose shaped earrings. She gained a golden tiara that had a lime green gem in the center. She was Sailor Ganymede.
"Oh great… Sailor Ganymede…" muttered Luna, she had some bad memories of Sailor Ganymede… it was the only of the moon Senshi that stuck in her memory… possibly due to the fact she was called the extreme Sailor Jupiter due to their similar powers and costumes (despite looking nothing alike).
"Oh come, she can't be like her past life." said Artemis.
"All right smother I'm kicking your ass." said Sailor Ganymede.
"Then again, I've been wrong before." said Artemis.
"I'm going to kill you all!" yelled Sailor Psycho Teacher getting up from the first attack.
"She been down for that long!" yelled Sailor Ganymede.
"It must be a pretty weak one." said Seiya.
"You should be the next ones to attack since you are the new girls." said Sailor Umbriel.
"Okay." said Sailor Titan with a shrug.
"All right!" yelled Sailor Ganymede.
That's when the attacks came to them.
"Titan Earth Shaker!" shouted Sailor Titan, she sent a brown wave of energy hitting Sailor Psycho Teacher.
"Ganymede Thunderstorm Crash!" showed Sailor Ganymede, a lighting rod came out of her tiara, lighting hit it then hit Sailor Psycho Teacher.
"Isn't that…" said Seiya.
"Sailor Jupiter's powers… they called her Sailor Jupiter's long lost sister 1,000 years ago despite not being related." mumbled Luna.
"I see.." muttered Seiya.
"Oh wow! I have lighting Powers!" yelled Sailor Ganymede.
"That's never a good sign…" muttered Sailor Titan with a sweat drop.
"Now the time to heal it!" yelled Luna.
"Right!" said Sailor Sun and Sailor Eris.
The two played rock, paper, scissors… Sailor Eris won.
"Eris Blossom Rejection!"
"Pretty!" shouted Sailor Psycho Teacher, turning back into the Psycho Teacher, Yukari.
"She's back to normal… that's good." sighed Sailor Rhea.
And so everyone detransformed… needless to say Tomo was shocked at the sight of three of her friends.
"You guys are Sailor Senshi! Why did you tell us!" yelled Tomo.
"Well we're supposed to keep it a secret." said Osaka.
"That's one sentence I thought I would never hear you say." said Tomo string at Osaka.
"Well I understand that you didn't tell us… after all you are super heroes." said Yomi.
"Now what about them!" yelled Tomo pointing at the others.
"We'll explain them later." said Chiyo-Chan.
"You better." said Tomo.
Yukari began to wake up…
"Maybe we should schedule another meeting soon." said Haruhi.
"It should be at the Club Room…" said Yuki.
"That's a great idea Yuki! We can figure out a way to get Kyon, Mikuru out of there but still that's a great idea!" shouted Haruhi.
Those that knew the horrors of last time sweat dropped.
"Yeah, we should go." said Kagami.
"And member Seiya… pay attention to the road at all times. You might get hit again but a crazy driver." said Konata giving sage advice.
"Okay… I will…" said Seiya with a nod.
That night, Konata was playing a computer game, when her cousin Yui (who frequently comes while bored) came into the room.
"Oh hey Yui-Neesan." said Konata.
"Hey! You won't believe who I nearly ran over." said Yui.
"Is it Kou Seiya?" asked Konata.
"How did you know?" asked Yui dragging in the poor former idol.
"2nd time in one day… that's not a good thing." said Konata.
"I should have listened to your advice." sighed Seiya.
"Yeah… you should have…" said Konata with a sweat drop.
Omake Time: Test Results
Rukia, Tatsuki and Orihime were looking at their test results, when the other Senshi showed up for some reason.
"So you go your test results back." said Kagami.
"Yeah." said Rukia with a sweat drop.
They all saw Rukia's test.
"Wow you did pretty badly." said Konata.
"You seem like the type to get good score." said Yomi.
"Yeah, I know." said Rukia with an invisible arrow poking to her saying, "Just going to school as part of cover".
"I did okay. "said Tatsuki with a shrug.
"What did you get Orihime?" asked Tsukasa.
Orihime showed her score… which shocked everyone.
"A perfect score!" yelled Haruhi in shock.
"She always tied for first place." said Tatsuki.
"That's amazing." said Kagami.
"You're such a ditz and you got a perfect. I'm surprised." said Tomo.
"Maybe if we rub her for lucky we can get perfect score too." said Osaka.
Everyone laughed at it… until Tomo, Osaka, Konata and Tsukasa all began to swarm around Orihime.
"Don't even try it!" yelled Yomi, Tatsuki and Kagami at the same time.
End of Omake Time!
Next Time: The Senshi goes to the SOS Brigade Club Room once again... Chiyo-Chan and Sakaki knows how to avoid Haruhi's costume lust but with Konata on Haruhi's side will Miyuki be able to escape the embarrassment. Meanwhile the Soul Society has chosen a 2nd Sailor Senshi... however Toshiro is against the choice, why? Also another Sailor Senshi is found, who is it? All these and more will answered next time!
