Hey amazing people! I'm back and I hope you know what that means…

Everybody: Oh no!

Oh yes! I'm not finished with you guys yet. It's time for Christmas Tells ALL! I am so PUMPED for this segment! Boo-YAH! Okay, excitement besides, we have some wonderfully awful dares and juicy questions to get to so let's get started! Our first comes from Rosebud5 who asks: My dear Bernard,First off, you are the sweetest elf ever. I can't believe you find nothing about yourself attractive! Your modesty makes you charming, first off, 'cause people or elves who are full of themselves deserve to be kicked. And second off, you have the coolest hair of any elf in the history of elfdom. PLUS ALSO your sarcastic yet caring personality makes you even more charming. Not to mention you have very pretty eyes. Did you know this? It's true. Next time you look in a mirror, see for I have a question for you, Mr. Charming and Dashing Head Elf Who Deserves a Better Title than Just "Number One." How is it you look to be about eighteen or nineteen while all the other elves look like they're four to about twelve? Did you just take a little longer to stop aging? Or are you like part human or something? THAT'D BE THE COOLEST THING EVER! Ahem. Gold Bernard!Your friend and fan,Rosey

Holy smokes. You've got one heck of a fan girl Bernard. It's a good thing I don't get JEALOUS! (Files her claws).

Bernard: Okay wow thank you Rosey. I honestly never realized…um… okay right. The question. Well truthfully, my father is half human and it got passed down to me and I grew taller than the average elf. I guess there is SOME truth to those fanfiction stories. I even hear that some people thought of that themselves. Or something along those lines. Thanks again… I'm going to go hide somewhere now. (Sneaks away blushing)

Too cute. Okay moving on. This one comes from Violentjay who asks: Hello again. I have a Dare for Bernard. *Grins evily* "I Dare Bernard to go streaking dude through the workshop for one five whole minutes." Think you got the guts, Bernard?

Bernard: NO WAY! I refuse!

Yeah I can't argue with you. Sorry Violentjay, I mentioned in the rules no nudity.

Bernard: PHEW!

But…

Bernard: But?

But since I don't want to run the risk of losing fans, let's just mix it up. Bernard must run through the workshop, still dressed, shouting that he is streaking.

Bernard: What will that do?

Make you look stupid. Now go streaking boy.

In the workshop…

Elves: You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout I'm-

Bernard: I'm STREAKING!

Elves: RUN! We mustn't corrupt our young minds! (Shield eyes)

Bernard: No, I'm not really-

SMASH! (Elf hits him with a rolling pin)

Bernard: OUCH!

Elf: If you want to do that, go to Vegas. This is a CIVILIZED workshop.

Bernard: You don't underst-

BANG!Bernard: OW! Stop it!

Elf: You inappropriate man!Bernard: I didn-

CRASH!

Bernard: Oh come on!

Elf: Now go away you hooligan!

Bernard: Okay.

Back at the show….

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bernard: This isn't funny. I probably have a concussion or something.

Oh too bad. Someone get him a cold pack. It's time for our next request! Our next comes from Princess Snow Kaguya. She asks: (claps and smiles) well done my ice friend. So would you be interested in ruling with me? So far you are my favorite.

I'll take that as a shout out! Jack is now at 4, Bernard at 2, and Charlie at 1.

Jack: YES! Absolutely! Ahem…(brushes off jacket). I'm cool. Really.

Alrighty then. Moving on to our next fan. This one comes from Hotarukiryu. She asks: My friend wanted me to ask Santa how Chet is, and also wanted to point out that I'm a girl. Jack I will defiantly look up some ice angels for you. Bernard in the second movie you were under house arrest how was that and second I thin I found my own theme song for you sleepless beauty by nittle grasper

Santa: Oh Chet is just fine. He's still a bit shaky in steering and let's not forget his painfully short attention span. But other than that, he's doing just fine.

Jack: Thanks a million! I owe you a thousand thank yous. But uh, don't tell Princess Snow.

Oh Jack, always the player.

Jack: If you've got it, flaunt it.

And Bernard? What was house arrest like?

Bernard: It was a time in my life I look back on with horror and pain. I was utterly alone in a dark closet, tied up, and with nothing to feel but regret for my life's decisions….if you need me, I'll be in a dark corner. And before I go, thanks for the opinion. Sleepless Beauty is a very nice song.

Um…I think Bernard needs some time alone right now. Moving on to our next fantastic viewer. This one comes from Swedish who asks: Nice. Well, I dare Neil to watch all the episodes of Fear Clinic. It's on FearNet(dot)com. When he's done watching Fear Clinic, ask him how he feels about Andover's methods. To the Molinator, how do you react to the Grinch's teeth, or any other person with bad teeth? Do you cringe or become nauseous? I know they're weird questions, but I'm running out of creativity at the moment.

Nonsense! No weird question is an unwelcome question on our show! The weirder the better! Okay Neil, go watch Fear Clinic and share with us all how you feel about Andover's methods.

Neil: I shall be back momentarily….

A long time later..

Neil: AHHHHH!

What?

Neil: That doctor is MAD!

You don't like him?

Neil: Of course I do! He's a mad genius! Who would have thought to actually put patients in the room with their worst fears? I MUST learn his ways!

But he uses unwilling patients.

Neil: For their own good.

Okaaaaay. (Note to self: Do NOT go to psychiatrist next Tuesday!) Let's move on. Our next one is from the not-government spy, Anna! She asks: *Smiles* Yes, it'd be very dangerous if I worked for the government. It's a good thing I'm in charge of small children instead. Just kidding. That would be a scary thought as well. My only dares are for Jack, and the duo of Cupid and the Easter Bunny. Jack, I dare you to perform 'Sexyback' by Justin Timberlake. I mean, go all out and perform. Cupid and EB, I dare you two to sing 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' from the Lion King. You only have to sing the parts of Timon and Pumba plus the chorus.

Huh, you know sometimes I begin to think that maybe there are people in the world weirder than me. Then I look in the mirror. ALL BETTER! Whatever, moving on. Jack?

Jack: Stand back, things are gonna get good!

Bernard: Oh good lord someone get a bucket of ice water.

Jack: Shut up. I'm bringing sexy backThem other boys don't know how to actI think you're special, what's behind your back?So turn around and I'll pick up the slack./(Hip thrust)

Come here girl/Go ahead, be gone with it/Come to the back/Go ahead, be gone with it/VIP/Go ahead, be gone with it/Drinks on me/Go ahead, be gone with it/Let me see what you're torquing with/Go ahead, be gone with it/Look at those hips/(Swivels hips)Go ahead, be gone with it/You make me smile/(Flashes grin)Go ahead, be gone with it/Go ahead child/Go ahead, be gone with it/And get your sexy on/(Hair flick)Go ahead, be gone with it/Get your sexy onGo ahead, be gone with it.(Back flip)

Everyone: ….

Bernard: This show is corrupting young minds!Jack: Oh yeah like your streaking through the workplace was any better sparkle cheeks.

Bernard: I'd watch it slush man.

Hey that's enough. We still have another dare to do and that is no way to welcome fresh meat, uh I mean new guests. Hi there Easter Bunny. Cupid. How are you two?

EB: Alright thanks.

Cupid: Terrible.

Aw why?

Cupid: Cause I feel like it.

Well now. For the legendary figure of love, you're not very loving.

Cupid: Oh yeah? You wanna try holding onto a century long diaper rash?

Point taken. Alright fellas, are you ready to feel the love tonight?

EB: Not really.

Cupid: No way.

Well, too bad. Cue music.

Cupid: I'm gonna make this host fall in love with a cactus. Then she'll really know painful love.

Sing!

Cupid: I can see what's happening,

EB: What?

Cupid: And they don't have a clue.

EB: Who?

Cupid: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line. Our trio's down to two.

EB: Oh.

Cupid: Ze sweet caress of twilight. There's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere, DISASTER'S in the air!

Both: Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings. The world, for once, in perfect harmony with all it's living things. Can you feel the love tonight? You needn't look too far. Stealing through the night's uncertainties, love is where they are.

Cupid: And if he falls in love tonight, it can be assumed,

EB: His carefree days with us are history.

Both: In short our pal is doomed.

AWWWWWWW!

Everyone: AWWW.

That was too sweet. Good job.

Cupid: Am I getting paid for this?

See what happens when we show love Cupid?

EB: Yeah wasn't that sweet? You could smell the kindness in the air.

Cupid: All I could smell were your rotten Easter eggs.

EB: You sure it wasn't your diaper rash?

Well, the moment's over. It's time to move on. Our next question comes from The Midnight Walker who asks: CoolOkay...um...ha! Here's one "I dare Neil and Bernard to watch the Video "2 girls 1 cup" together, with a mouth full of water. Don't ask. Just do it. lolz

Um, I've seen that video. No. Sorry. We can only do dares that are PG and let's face it, younger audiences may want to read this as well. I'll gladly make them suffer something less disgusting if you'd like. Next question/dare/etcetera comes from The Midnight Walker again who asks: Hey Bernard? Would you or have you ever rode a polarbear?

Bernard: No I have not ridden a polar bear nor have I ever considered it. Thanks for giving me something to think about though.

Alright then. Moving on. Snowkissa asks: Answer to Bernard asking what it is that's so appealing about him: You're proud about who you are, mature. Good self-esteem is really attractive. (That's why you're also very charming, Jack) Plus, you're cute, I like your curly hair :)Question for Santa: What is the craziest thing someone has ever asked as a Christmas present (in your time as Santa)?

Again, you are all VERY lucky jealousy is not an issue. I'm just kidding.

Bernard: Thank you. I didn't think I was cute but then again, I'm not a girl am I?

Yet another reason why I adore you so.

Bernard: Back away demon!Santa: Okay the weirdest thing someone has asked me for was a goatee. You'd picture an older man, maybe a teenager asking right? Well see, this was a 3 year old boy. I'm surprised the kid could even write!

That is odd.

Santa: Oh yes, someone also asked me one year of Attila the Hun. That was definitely hard to fit in their stocking.

I would imagine so. Okay so our next comes from who asks: Bernard and Judy are my favorite. I have a question for Judy where did you go after the first movie?

Alright! That makes the total at 4 for Jack, 3 for Bernard, 1 for Charlie, and 1 for Judy!

Judy: Yea! I feel loved! Okay so truthfully, after the first movie I moved away to get my degree in welding.

You're a welder?

Judy: Oh yes, it's a passion of mine.

Alright now, this one is from Violentjay who asks: Who has more fans? Jack or Bernard? I'd say Bernard. Bernard, your way cooler than Jack. And Jack, Your "Jack frost". Your suposed to be cool, but your not. Your just a selfish jerk who's so full of himself. I bet you even like the smell of your own is hard working, and lets face it, he is pretty cute. That's probably why he has so many fangirls. I'm one of them. *winks at Bernard* Stay cool yeah, and Jack. Curious question. When you take a bump, do you crap ice sickles? lol

Bernard: OH YEAH!

Jack: Oh no, a pathetic little mortal doesn't like me. I guess I'll just go an cry bitterly until I fall asleep. HA! Forget it sister. I am JACK FROST. And no I do NOT crap ice sickles you sicko.

Bernard: I think she's pretty awesome.

Jack: You would.

Alright we are not at Jack with 4, Bernard with 4, Charlie with 1, and Judy with 1. Oh boy it's getting close! One more and someone wins! Which brings us to our next and final fan of the night. This one comes from Snow Miser's Lady who says: To Violentjay, Jack Frost IS cool. How would you feel if everyone pampered and favored Santa, while treating you like a redheaded step child and gave you the position of second fiddle? In the movie, there were times when he could've frozen Lucy, but he didn't. When she came up to hug him, he could have done it and won. Do I agree with what he did? No. Do I understand where he was coming from? Yes. He just wanted some attention, appreciation and TLC that no one was willing to give...until Lucy. The thing about him liking the odor of his own fart was just plain crude. To the author, you have a nice story and Jack is my favorite. I'm not sure what to ask so I won't ask anything.

Jack: I WIN!Congratulations Jack! You win. You saw it here folks. Tune in next time to see what Jack's surprise is. Keep up the questions, keep up the creativity, we loves you all! BYE!