Why hellooooo fans of Christmas Tells ALL! I bet you all thought I was dead!

Bernard: Hoping sounds more accurate.

Hey now, that is no way to talk to your future ruler/wife. Anyways, this was on a short delay but I am BACK baby! I bet the cast is just filled with glee to see me!

Everyone: She's back! Run for your lives! Woman and children first!

My people. Okay so last segment, Jack was the host. He was great, he was powerful….and he got his powers suspended. Let's see how mister Snow's doing.

Jack: No powers….Loser….need snow….SNOW! (sucks thumb)

Well isn't that just sad? Okay now, let's get going because I'm sure you're all excited to have your requests fulfilled. Our first request comes from The Quirkyquizler femme18.

Jack: The beast returns!Hush up. I respect her as she is one of my many valued supporters. Now on to the question: -happy squeal- hey everyone, its me again! just wanted ta say thanks ta Animanizanny for choosing my review and for doing the 2 chapters ban on the frozen Ice Prick's powers, and everyone else for replying to my dares and questions!..and im not a 'whack job' or a 'weirdo obsessed fan'.i was annoyed and tired after chasing down my TF OC who got to Fanfiction authors and authoresses,just ask Animanizany. And trust me,im NOT obsessed. I know i dont have a rat's a** of a chance due to being mortal and not from your guys' OC Amber doesnt't even have much of one, due to being the Fall Sprite and Bernard being so fiercely dedicated to his work. So there for, im not obsessed. I just tend to rant when pointing out the good points in people when they are stubbornly too 'blind' not to see Jack, i know i just insulted you AGAIN. And your weak threats don't scare me. Im a fanfiction authoress as well as a Transformers fan remember? I've been to the TF realms and insulted Megzy to his face! Plus the tentacle faced 'the Fallen'!..so you are a little whelp in comparison to them. And ya can't freeze my hometown. Seeing as i live in Texas and its considered the end of the world when it snows here in winter,due to the fact that the coldest on average is 69 degrees Fahrenheit. It would mess with the balance of Global warming if you try to make it snow and last for more than 2 Nat, if ya dont mind me calling you that, thanks for accepting Amber onto the Council as the Fall Representative and Legendary Figure of 's excited and grateful. If not nervous of how Tooth Fairy will treat her since her holiday is opposing his. Infact she's currently hiding in another realm,the 'nightmare before Christmas' to be exact -plus she needs some help from Jack Skeleton about how to properly represent her TF, DON'T be mean to her - or else i'll send in a dare for you to be sent to a movie or TV series realm where 1 or more of the characters LITERALLY LIVES OFF CANDY AND SWEETS..and have you be stranded there for 3 days and 3 Jack, DON'T say A WORD about how that is being malicious and cunning like you were in the 3rd Santa Clause SO HELP ME ICE-CUBE IF YA MAKE *ANY* REFERENCE TO ME BEING SIMILAR TO YOU IN *ANY WAY*, I'LL DEFROST YOU SO FAST THA ICE CAPS WILL MELT SOME!..[devious smirk] and let me just say my *affectionate* way of defrosting someone isn't as..*innocent* as Lucy's..And as *repulsive* as kissing you is, it will defrost you faster than an ice cube in the there's the perk of it also being my TF OC's patented 'Knock out kiss' - effectively knocking you unconscious for a good 3 hours as you quickly defrost...so i'd show a little more respect for fanfic authors and we can make your life a living he** .like they say "he** hath no fury like a woman scorned" - and sorry everyone else for the that im done with my half-hearted attempt to scare Jack into no longer insulting me, onto Random questions! here's one for everyone - aka Bernard,frozen bi-polar whelp, Curtis, Scott/Mr.C, Carol/Mrs.C, Neil, Abby, Judy, Lucy, Charlie, Cupid, Mother Nature, Father Time, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Sandman - as well as another elf i want to hear from, Quentin!ok,question is: 'If,for whatever reason,you had to live in the mortal realm for 2 months with NO MAGICAL HELP, what kind of job would you take? and as for Easter Bunny, Cupid and Tooth Fairy, lets just theoretically say you had a way of passing for a mortal human, just for the sake of the question. SO, what job would you most likely take? And why!And whoever answers honestly and NOT EGOTISTICALLY, gets a surprise gift from me..and Animanizany should have the author/authoress' ability to see if a character in their story is lying or not, so it would be pointless to lie...and im looking at you Ice-Pick and Curtis!

Well OKAY! We're gonna need to bring out the whole cast on this one! I believe the only two who have not been introduced as of today are The Sandman and Quentin! Welcome to the show!

Quentin: It's wonderful to be acknowledged, love.

What an adorable accent!

Bernard: Run while you still can.

Shut it. And Sandman, how are you?

Sandman: I am wonderful. Yawn. Excuse me. (Falls asleep.)

That's nice. Okay let's start from the top of her request. You're absolutely welcome for choosing your review. Seeing one that size makes it impossible to ignore. Jack's powers will stay suspended through out this chapter as you asked. Isn't that right Jack?

Jack: I HATE YOU.

And she hated you too. As for Amber, I say she's got a chance with mister sexy head elf over here. Personally, I think he's falling for me.

Bernard: No I'm not! Ignore the weird female! But Amber seems nice. I'm just not ready for relationships.

Okay I believe there were many insults about Jack scattered through this. Anything to say Jack?

Jack: I'd just like to say that when my powers are unsuspended, I don't give an ice drip whether or not you live in Texas! I'll bury you! I'll teach you NEVER TO MESS WITH THE FORCES OF WINTER!Okay easy there.

Mother Nature: You're very welcome about allowing Amber. I only wish I had heard of her sooner. And don't worry, she will be treated with the most highest level of respect and dignity. After all, she's the Fall Sprite. There is much respect to those who earn and deserve it. (Shoots a glare at Jack)

Jack: What?

Okay I believe it's time to answer the actual question. If you had to live for 2 months without magical help in the mortal realm, what career would you take? She says no egotistical retorts. I assume that means you Jack.

Jack: Yeah whatever. My headache is too intense to think of one anyways. Everyone already knows I'm awesome. To shove it down their throats would be desperate.

Okay so answers?

Scott: Well I would probably go back to the toy company but there would be some big changes. Such as that Santa would NOT drive a tank!

Carol: My passion is teaching. I will always find work as either a principal or teacher of some sort.

Bernard: I'd open a Christmas shop. What can I say? The holiday is in my blood.

Curtis: I'd be an accountant. Straight-forward thinking is always the way I've lived. Numbers and order are heaven.

Neil: Well I'm already mortal(sigh), so I would remain a psychiatrist.

Charlie: Yeah well even though I'm mortal I plan to become Santa one day and take over my father's business. So I have a back up plan. I want to be a chef. Culinary arts are my secret love. Don't tell anyone though.

Newsflash: This is a segment where anyone in the world can read what they want to.

Charlie: Oops.

Lucy: I'm going to be a vet. Or a ballerina. Or a ballerina vet! It can happen.

Judy: I would open a bakery where I sell cocoa and any sweet imaginable.

Abby: I'd work along side her as co-owner. We both have great talents in baking.

MN: I'd be a rock star. It's common knowledge that I love leather pants.

Everyone: O.o…

COOL! Rock on Mother Nature!

Cupid: I'd probably be a jobless deadbeat. Why? Because I hate people. Everyone knows you have to deal with people in any line of work.

Wow. And you're the magic of love. Kind of says something about mankind doesn't it?

EB: I'm not sure. Is there a job that involves hiding things? I love to hide things.

You could become an insurance salesman! Sandman: I'd sell mattresses. Do I even need to explain why?

FT: I'd be sent right to a nursing home. I'm not sure if I'd be allowed in the workforce.

Don't say that. There are plenty of old people making money. Example, Hue Hefner. Um…..never mind.

TF: I would clearly become a dentist. Oral hygiene makes the world go 'round.

Quentin: I'd work as an inventor/ mechanic. I have a knack for building things.

The British accent will get you places my friend. Soooo foreign. (Swoons)

Bernard: Maybe I'm free!

Now, now Bernard, you know that you will always be my number 1.

Bernard: WHY?

Okay I believe that's over. Next question! This one comes from Violentjay who asks: Everyone's last performance was great by the way. And Bernard! You jumped off a cliff! Are you okay? Well…at least this concussion wasn't because of me. Jack, once again, you're a jerk, but still hilarious. And Santa, I have a question for you. What if a child woke up while you were still in their house, and they somehow snuck into your slay, and you accidently took them to the north pole? What would you do?

Bernard: Well I'm healing. That's good. Thank you for your concern.

Santa: I would have to initiate an EOS.

What's EOS?

Santa: EOS means Exposure Of Santa. We'd wipe the child's mind and ship him or her back to their house. I would leave them a candy cane and be off. It was a plan I came up with after Charlie and I first got to the north pole. If my son could get to the sleigh, odds are other kids could too.

Alrighty our next comes from Anna. She asks: Haha. Jack, you're as amazing as ever. I dare Scott and Neil to have an epic rap battle. If you haven't seen any of the Epic Rap Battles of History videos on Youtube, you should. Also, Jack and Bernard should have a rap battle. At the end, everyone votes for the winner of both battles. In the chapter after votes are in, the winners face each other.

Okay you heard her folks! Vote for your winner! Next chapter we will have a rap battle show down! Okay Scott and Neil, take it away.

Scott: My name's S to the ANTA. I work hard to give kids toys to play. You ask the questions, keep writin' um down. Come on fool quit clownin around. You steal my kid, brainwash his mind. You should have known it was a matter of time. He loves me cause I'm the man in red. He loves ME! Get it into your know-it-all head. He loves me, so spread the word around. Hope you're ready smart-man Santa's taking you to town!

Neil: You act so cool in your red coat and boots, telling me that I don't have a clue. Let's face it, I'm giving the facts and fat guys like you have problems with that. Your son, my son it's all the same. But I hope you're ready cause this is a brain game. I think, I analyze. I see people's thoughts straight through their eyes. You say he loves you, well you're just buying your time. I know inside the kid's got a mind. He loves me, and I know it's true. Why else would he stay with me and not you? He loves ME! Get your head checked hard. Here Saint Nick, I'll give you my card.

Ouch. Those were some um, good raps.

Charlie: I love you both. You're both my dads.

Scott and Neil: Okay…truce.

Next up, Bernard vs. Jack!

Jack: I've been waiting for this.

Bernard: Bring it snotcicle.

Jack: Look at this, what do we see? A pointy eared, straight-backed Santa wannabe. You think you're smart, you think you're cool. Well here we are and I'm telling you fool that I'm cool and you wish you were me. I bet you lay alone at night and cry yourself to sleep. You're alone, you're a freak. Come on I've got a season after me. You couldn't compete, you just wouldn't match. This here icy cool charmer sportin an 8 pack. I'm higher up, I rock I'm the best. You hang down below the rest. You're just an elf, you have no power. Need I go on? Heck, I could go on for hours. You just can't beat this, I'm one in a mil. Now hurry along tiny, you've got orders to fill.

Bernard: Well, well Jack you think you're hard to beat. Standing so tall ,callin me a freak. It's time you faced it, you're rude and ill. You live for torment and play to kill. You act so high and mighty I see. You play your games and tell me I can't compete. I have news for you mister frosty freeze. You can't always live and do as you please. What you do it's simple to see, you make fun of others to give yourself glee. Your rotten and ruined and an insecure. You aren't that special if your stealin Santa's work. At least I'm honest, at least I'm true. I wouldn't do half the things you're prone to do. I live life fully, you lie in deceit. You live in the shadows of a figure who can't be beat. You're a fake, a con and that's not all. You're so dang magic in winter but wake up, it's fall.

Wow. Alright you know what to do. Vote for the winner and next chapter we'll have a rap war for the two best rappers. Next we have Swedish who asks: Thanks for answering my questions, Molinator. Um...what to ask or dare? Okay. I dare everyone to go American Idol. I'm talking about the REAL American Idol with Simon, Paula and Randy on the panel. Scott is Randy, Carol is Paula and Jack is the awesome Simon Cowell. Bernard can be Ryan Seacrest. The other characters will be the contestants and they can choose whatever songs they want.

YAYYY! American Idol. For the record, I do not own anything about American Idol. Alright Ryan, start us off!

Bernard: Hello everybody this is American Idol. Let's meet the judges. Randy Jackson!

Santa: Yo man what's up?

Bernard: Paula Abdul!

Carol: Hi everyone.

Bernard: And Simon Cowell.

Jack: Yeah whatever.

Bernard: Today we have some very talents voices coming to the stage… maybe. First off, we have Curtis. Oh god.

Curtis: Hi everyone. Today, I'm singing the song, The Climb by Miley Cyrus.

Jack: 0 out of 10.

Bernard: He hasn't even sang yet.

Jack: Hello? Miley Cyrus?

Curtis: There's always gonna be another mountain. I'm always gonna wanna make it move. Always gonna be an uphill battle. Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose. Ain't about how fast I get there. Ain't about what's waiting on the other side. It's the climb.

Scott: Man, that was straight up whacked. I give a 3.

Carol: Well…I like your shoes. (Sigh). 4.

Jack: Didn't I already vote?

Bernard: Next contestants, welcome Abby and Judy.

A and J: We'll be singing Defying Gravity, from the Broadway musical, Wicked.

A: Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once! Instead of flying off the handle! I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now .I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever. I hope you think you're clever!

J: I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy too. I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition.

Both: So though I can't imagine how. I hope you're happy right now.

J: Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game. Too late for second-guessing. Too late to go back to sleep. It's time to trust my instincts, close, my eyes, and leap. It's time to try defying gravity. I think I'll try defying gravity and you can't pull me down!

Scott: Beautiful man! I'm like, in tears! 8!

Carol: Breathtaking! 9!

Jack: Eh….6

Bernard: As horrid as always I see.

Stick to your character!

Bernard: Oh right. Okay next is Charlie singing Turn It Off by Paramore.

Charlie: I wanna know what it'd be like to find perfection in my pride to see nothing in the light. To turn it off in all my spite. In all my spite, I'll turn it off. And the worst part is, before it gets an better we're heading for a cliff. And in the free fall I will realize I'm better off when I hit the bottom.

Scott: Yay! 10!

No favoritism. Scott: I'm not. The fact that he's my son is pure coincidence.

Carol: 7. Excellent.

Jack: -1

Jack!

Jack: What? I'm not expressing favoritism. Quite the opposite actually.

Bernard: Next is Quentin singing Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney.

Quentin: You'd think that people would have ad enough of silly love songs. But I look around me and I see it isn't so. Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs. What's wrong with that? I'd like to know. Cause here I go again. I love you. I love you. Love doesn't count in a minute. Sometime sit doesn't count at all. I only know that when I'm in it. Love isn't silly. No it isn't silly,. Love isn't silly at all.

Scot: Blowing my mind. 7

Carol: So sweet! 9!

Jack: Shouldn't the title have been enough to stop you? Silly love song? Please. 3.

Bernard: (Coughs) Jerk. Okay last for the evening is Mother Nature singing Raise Your Glass by P!NK.

MN: Right, right turn off the light we gonna lose our minds tonight. What's the deal, yo? I love when it's all too much. 5 am turn the radio up where's the rock n' roll? Party crashers, penny snatchers. Call me up if you are gangsta. Don't be fancy just get dancy. Why so serious? So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways. All my underdogs. We will never be, never be anything but loud. And nitty gritty dirty little freaks. Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass! Just come on and come on and raise your glass!

Scott: AWESOME! 10!

Carol: 10!

Jack: Oh…alright. I'll give it an 8.

Bernard: Mother Nature wins American Idol!

MN: Thank you! I'm going to Dis-

Please don't finish that unless you have the money to pay for it. Okay so next we have Snow Miser's Lady.

Jack: Helloooo. (growls)

Ew. Okay so she asks: Jack, you made an excellent Tony Dinozzo. Bernard, you also did well with your part. I chose those characters because they actually remind me of you two. Tony's the impish womanizer and Gibbs is the strict workaholic. The only difference would be that Gibbs and Tony get along. Well, I should dare someone to do something really random...I dare Mother Nature to give Jack his only holiday (even if it's only temporary). That's all

MN: Okay Jack. I will give you a holiday.

Jack: It's about time.

MN: I give you the holiday of the Frost. It will be presented on February 30th.

Jack: YES! Wait…there is no February 30th!

MN: Sure there is. On a leap year.

Jack: You evil tree hugger! And you call yourself loving!

Sweet trick Mother N. Okay so onto our next. The Midnightwalker asks: Hey, this question and or dare goes out to Bernard and Jack. If you two had an arm wrestling contest, who do you think would win?

Well? Who would win?

Bernard: I'll give it to Jack only because I don't believe in violence.

Jack: Oh contraire. I'm more sleek than muscled. I'm more the black panther while you would be the elephant.

Bernard: This elephant would break your panther in half.

Jack: Ha! You wish.

2 hours later…

Bernard: You're going down!

Jack: Yeah right tinsel brains!

Everyone: GO GO GO GO!

Okay quick, I want everyone to vote for who the heck they think would win this arm wrestling match. The winner, well, wins!

Bernard: Grrrrrr

While these two are being meat heads, let's get on to our next question. This one is from Hotarukiryu who asks: Hello again to everyone. I have a dare for Bernard, I dare him to act like Paul morlock from kingdom hospital for one episode. Jack I hope you like snow miku. That's all I have for now.

Yeah multi-tasking! Bernard, you must act like Paul Morlock while arm wrestling Jack.

Bernard: Well seeing as he is an anti-social ghost with violent outburst, this should be easy enough. I'm gonna KILL YOU JACK! Someone give me a lighter!

Jack: You don't scare me.

Bernard: Keep in mind that, seeing as I'm dead I have nothing to lose.

Jack: Oh lord.

Bernard: Death to your immortal soul!

Okay so Bernard is REALLY getting into character so we're gonna give him some space. Onto the next. Seiara asks: This is quite an intresting show you have here. I like The Santa Clause movies. Specially the 3rd movie with Jack Frost. Yes,I'm another Jack Frost fan. I'm glad to hear Jack won the most fans contest. Bernard, Your an Awesome Elf too, don't get me wrong. Now...my first question goes to...Jack! If you had a chance to be the leader of the North pole again, would you? What would you do diffrently?

Jack? Care to answer?

Jack: Of course I would be leader again. I think I was doing a pretty dang good job of it. And as for what I would do, I would hire better body guard who at least reach 5 feet tall.

Okay so that wraps up today's show…almost. I recall promising that when we hit our 5oth review mark we would celebrate! Let's PARTY!(Confetti falls to the ground and music begins to play)

Thank you for the reviews and what not. Remember to please vote for either Scott or Neil than either Bernard or Jack. Afterwards, vote for who's gonna win the arm wrestling match. That's all for now. I'm Animanizanny, and this is Christmas Tells ALL! G'night everybody!

Bernard: Die!

Go Paul Morlock! Toodles.