AN: I am thinking about updating only this story, when I can, and finishing it up soon. It's is coming close to its closing and I am proud of this story, as it was my first. I hope to have around 20 chapters but it may have more depending on what happens...
Oh, and this piece of art was created by Alyssa the Twilight Lover:
She said to me:
Well well, I will let you read it if you want. Completely inspired by your story, and by randomness, and by well, idk.
And this is her… random… something:
There once was a dude
who was fat
and his name was Matt
and he liked to carry
around his pet baseball bat
its name was Kelly
and it was very smelly
from the mold around the house
he tried to clean that up
with a mysteriously appearing blouse
but than something came in the night
that gave him a fright
he didn't know what it was
so he started to make his phone buz
as to distract himself
but it wouldn't work
because the thing came up to him
and said "that was my blouse"
so Matt then asked
"Why are you in my house?"
and the thing answered
"because you stole my blouse"
and now my sister Alice
will be very very mad
so now you will be punished
because you were bad
I am a vortex
and I will spin you around
until you have spun
100000000 times around"
Matt went to protest
but the vortex wouldn't let him rest
and it picked him up off the ground
and spun him around
one million spins later
Matt was dead
everyone was happy
so they all jumped on random beds
and the vortex then said
"killing Matt
was actually my plan
because what he was going to do
would get out of hand"
everyone knew him
for trying to dictate a website
so they all jumped around
and screamed with delight
they asked the vortex
what Matt would have done
and the vortex said
"all you wouldn't have had your accounts on that site anymore
and that wouldn't be fun"
so that is why the vortex
decided to kill Matt
oh, and the vortex decided to keep
Matt's baseball batt
so it could play
baseball outside
because that what she always
did with her family in her free time.
Afterwards, she said:
That was crazy.
I must say that I agree, but it is enjoyable all the same!
I just thought I would share this beautiful… whatever-it-is with all of you! 8-) I thought it was quite funny and it was inspired by my story! ANYHOO, this is the newest chapter of The Giving Gift. ENJOY!
Wow. It had all gone by in a blink. There was happiness in the air, but it was also quiet. Alice looked up at me and we smile about it all. She was just happy to have some quiet. She allowed us all to sit where we wanted and it all worked out perfectly. Leah was happy with it all, too, and I was happy to see her loosen up.
I decided to "do an Edward" and close my eyes. It was so peaceful. It was nice.
"Say, Paul-"
"What, Emmett?"
"Knock, knock…"
16. Alice's Simple Statement
The house was quiet.
On the plane earlier today, it hadn't even been this quiet- well, it was quiet on the plane until Emmett and Paul decided it was time to make some jokes about how to annoy Lady Gaga, and as it turns out, all you have to do is "Poke-her-face". The family had been "exhausted" on the plane, for a time, but this house was silent and that was what I needed right now. I needed this quiet time to think about anything and everything in my head.
Everyone else had gone into the house after the plane had landed in the Cullen backyard. They were "exasperated" and "resting" about a mile away from me, now. I had told Edward that I needed to get something from the house. He didn't even ask to come with me like he would on a normal-basis. That's how run-down he was. It was a good thing for me, though. It was true, I did need to come to our home and "get" something, but it wasn't material. I needed to catch my breath, I needed to get myself together, and I needed to think.
I wasn't in the house long before I realized that I wanted to go out. It was dark out, a little past twilight, and it was cloudy. I ran hard through the night; the leaves under me flowing up and out from my feet in a blur. I decided to stop in the same place that Alice and I had been not even a week ago, the day she told me she saw me dying in a vision, the day she told me she knew about my ability.
Italy was fun. I really enjoyed it, but now it's time to think about what was coming: my death. Alice hadn't allowed me any time alone since that day and she wasn't going to start now.
"Hello, Bella," she said, coming up on me. I was sitting on a fallen tree log thinking about my upcoming demise, and she pushed herself up beside me, looked up through a part in the trees, and watched the stars twinkle. "Hi, Alice," I replied. She smiled.
"You know, I think Renesmee is sleeping," she said.
"Really?"
"Yes, and I thought you should know that," she finished, looking into my eyes and then at the night sky. It was beautiful tonight, but maybe I was noticing it, looming over me, more beautiful than ever, because of another reason. It was weird, the way she said it, that my daughter was asleep. I didn't understand, then, why she was telling me something like that, something that I could easily find out on my own. Admittedly, I didn't know, but I could guess. I didn't know, then, that the fact of my daughter's sleeping and the way the night stars shone down on me, the simplicity of both, would be something I would treasure, forever.
AN: I am SO SORRY this is so TERRIBLY SHORT, and it may seem like a "staller" and I am sorry for that, but it was all I could do with this little time I had to update. I am glad I had time to update this story, however short that time was. I chose this story to add to because I felt like updating this one. I plan to have this story completed soon, but I am not sure how it will all work out.
