A/N: This begins the Super Crossover arc that spans two stories... if you want to know what happens to the missing characters read the other story... which is easy to figure out... enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 27: Touching New Lives
The Computer Club… the enemies of the S.O.S. Brigade (And rightful so… after they stole their computer). However this meeting was important… very important.
"It has come to my attention that the mysterious Legendary Girl A is an unofficial member of the S.O.S. Brigade." Said the Computer Club president.
The entire club gasped in shock.
"That legendary girl A?" asked a very chubby member.
"That's right! The legendary otaku girl." Said the president.
"What are we going to do?" asked a short member with the bowl cut.
"We're going to have her switch alliances with us." Said the computer club president.
"I'll be the one who will get her to join!" yelled a normal looking guy with glasses, "I'm the biggest Otaku in this group, I feel like I should be the one."
"All right… I was hopping for you to do that." Said the computer club president.
"Right!" said everyone else.
The next day in Akihabara… Konata went into a certain store.
"It's her… the legendary girl A." said the clerk, "Everyone assume battle positions!"
"Right!" came a chorus of clerks.
Konata went to the CD section, looking at the various CDs when she remembered something.
"Oh… that's right…" she said, "The CD I wanted isn't out yet."
She left the store, unaware of the expulsion inside and shouts of "She forgot when the item came out!"
As she left some collided with her.
"Ow…" said Konata.
"Sorry my bad." Said the person she crashed into which was the member of the computer club. Oh you go to north high." Said Konata.
"That's right." Said the member of the computer club.
"I have some friends that go to North High." Said Konata.
"Really…. Who?" asked the club member, "Wait before you answer… let's go get something to eat my treat."
"Sure whatever." Said Konata.
And so they went to the burger place down the street (hey… I've been to Akihabara… so trust me on this).
"So… who are you friends with?" asked the member of the computer club.
"Well I'm friend Ryoko Asakura, Momo Hinamori, Mikuru Asahina and Yuki Nagato." Said Konata.
"Oh okay." Said the computer club member who was thinking, "All right… so she doesn't seem that close to Suzumiya."
"However I have to say Haruhi Suzumiya is a really good friend." Said Konata.
"What?" asked the member of the computer club.
"She's actually become my protégé when it comes to cosplay." Said Konata.
"What?" asked the computer club member in a catatonic state.
"I work in a cosplay café and she's interested in learning about cosplay." Said Konata.
"Okay…" said computer club member knowing he failed before he could even begin.
Meanwhile outside, Sailor Mnemosyne had taken command of this mission.
"Are you sure you'll be able to fight them, I mean…" said Sailor Lethe.
"I'm sure I can do this." Said Sailor Mnemosyne.
Shortly afterwards Sailor Mnemosyne noticed the two leaving the fast food place.
"He'll be a good target… I can sense a great power from him." Said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Thank you for telling me about your friendships in my school." Said the member of the computer club.
"No problem." Said Konata staring at him.
"What is it?" he asked.
"You wouldn't happen to be a member of the computer club… would you?" asked Konata.
The member froze up when she said that.
"You wanted info about the S.O.S. Brigade… didn't you?" asked Konata.
That's when the member of the computer club froze even more.
"Thought so." Said Konata giving a cat like smile.
"Well, well isn't this an interesting scene." Said a voice.
They trend to see Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne … Sailor Mnemosyne then proceed to shoot a Golden Ball at the member of the computer club turning him into "Sailor Portal!"
"A monster!" shouted Konata running away, she ducked into an alley.
"Everyone!" called out Konata taking out her communicator, "The two twins have just turned a geek into a Phage."
"Let me…" sighed Kagami on the communicator, "You're somewhere in Akihabara."
"Naturally." Said Konata with a cat like smile.
"All right! We're be there as we can!" came Haruhi's voice from the communicator.
Konata hung up her communicator. And took out her transformation wand.
"Haumea Star Power! Make-up!" said Konata transforming into Sailor Haumea.
She ran back into the battle.
"He may have been annoying but still! You shouldn't have turned him into a monster! Sailor Haumea will make you pay!" said Sailor Haumea doing her standard Magical Girl speech.
"Strange that you the only one doing it." Snorted Sailor Lethe.
"Don't what?" asked Sailor Haumea.
"Thos stupid speeches." Said Sailor Lethe, "What's the point?"
"Because it's fun." Replied Sailor Haumea with a cat like smile.
"I see…" said Sailor Lethe with a sweat drop.
That's when all of the other Senshi showed up… along with Tuxedo Mask and the cats.
"All right! Now it's time to show you your abilities!" said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Right!" said Sailor Portal.
That's when Sailor Portal created a portal out of nowhere… it began to act like a very strong vacuum.
"Everyone hold on tight!" cried Sailor Moon.
"Come on! Come on!" shouted Sailor Portal.
That's when Sailor Sun began to lose her grip… in fact she lost it and was sucked in.
"Sun!" cried Sailor Charon.
That's when Sailor Juliet let go… almost like it was on purpose.
"Juliet!" cried Sailor Pandora.
That's when Sailor Haumea's grip slipped as well.
"Haumea!" cried Sailor Deimos.
At the same time Sailor Elara's grip slipped.
"Elara!" cried Sailor Titania.
And then Sailor Ganymede lost her grip.
"Ganymede!" cried Sailor Rhea.
After Sailor Oberon fell in, the portal closed and Sailor Portal laughed evilly.
"What did you do them!" yelled Sailor Mnemosyne knowing it would be head since it was her Phage that did it.
"I sent them elsewhere. I doubt you will ever see them again." laughed Sailor Portal "The portal ended up in another place… hopefully very far from here!"
"I'm in so much Trouble…" sighed Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Don't worry I'll vouch for you." Said Sailor Lethe comforting her sister.
None of the Senshi moved knowing they would more than likely be sucked into a portal as well.
"Damn… what are we going to do?" muttered Sailor Star Fighter.
That's when a portal opened right where the other was just seconds ago… and this one didn't suck.
"I'm guessing the portal only sent them a couple inches." said Sailor Umbriel with a sweat drop.
"It's not a very good portal." said Sailor Phobos with an even bigger sweat drop.
"Oh crap." said Sailor Portal.
"I'm saved!" cried Sailor Mnemosyne crying tears of joy.
Senshi did in fact came out of the portal… but not the ones that enter. Three of the Senshi made Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, Luna, Artemis and Sailor Star Fighter's eyes widen in shock.
First was Sailor Jupiter, who looked about the same, however her aura was completely different, it was more boyish and had the feel of a true Martial artist.
Second was Sailor Uranus, but she was very different, she looked to be let's say about 10 years older, she also had a different feel, her aura was that of an older sister figure… that was somewhat lazy… and Perverted… not mention the fact that she for some reason wore a ninja mask over her face.
The third was one Sailor Star fighter never met… Chibi Sailor Moon! But her age was that of a teen, and much older, she also had a very boyish air around her, but one of a leader who had seen many things.
There were two more Senshi along with them.
One had light green hair put up- in a hair style that remanded them of a palm tree, she was in her late teens or early twenties, her colors of a light green with hints of brown and pale green, on her hip were three swords and she had an aura of a trained fighter… and for some reason they could tell she also a very grumpy person.
The last Sailor Senshi had red hair put into an elaborate ponytail, her colors were red with hints of balk and light red, she was in her mid teen and her aura was that of pervasion… and uselessness for some reason.
But the weird thing was that there were two other complains…. One was a boy with puppet like joins the other was a… was a… Pikachu?
"Okay! What just happened!" yelled the green Senshi.
"We were sucked into a portal… remember." said Sailor Uranus giving an "eye smile".
"See it's so obvious…" said the red Senshi.
"So where are we?" asked "Chibi" Sailor Moon.
"Um.…" said Sailor Jupiter pointing to the other Sailor Senshi.
"Great… another dimension with Sailor Senshi." muttered the puppet like boy.
"Okay… something weird is going on…" muttered Sailor Phobos.
"And why is there a Pikachu?" asked Sailor Deimos.
Sailor Portal laughed nervously at one point… but then turned into evil laughter.
"They maybe Sailor Senshi… but I doubt they're very strong." Said Sailor Portal, "In fact they look weak."
"Weak?" asked Sailor Jupiter and the mysterious green Senshi angrily.
The three Senshi the came out of the portal, Pikachu and the boy all sweat dropped.
"They're egos are showing." Said the boy.
"Oh come on." said Sailor Uranus with an "eye smile", "They worked hard for their strength."
"We know that… but there's that and then there's pissing off them off." Muttered the red Senshi.
That's when the green Senshi took out her swords, holding the third in her mouth.
"Uh-oh…" said Sailor Portal.
That's when the swords managed to spark with lighting… at the same time lighting engulfed Sailor Jupiter's fist while the other had leaves of energy surrounding it.
"Double Elemental Punch!"
Sailor Juliet unleashed the punch… which the Phage.
"Supreme Lighting Canon!"
The other Senshi (which they couldn't catch her name from the attack) unleashed an attack from her swords, it was like a gust of electrified air.
Needless to say that the attacks really hurt Sailor Portal.
"Eris!" said Sailor Moon.
"Right!" said Sailor Eris.
The two played rock paper scissors, Sailor Eris won.
"Eris Blossom Rejection!"
The phage returned to it's human form… and due to a half way plot switch will more than likely be forgotten.
"We have to go!" said Sailor Mnemosyne.
The two Sailor Animate disappeared.
Everyone stood in silence…
"I'm guessing we should explain things!" said Sailor Uranus taking the leader ship role.
"Uh… yeah…" said Sailor Moon who was stumped at the situation.
The two groups of Senshi went into a nearby alleyway. Sailor Pandora placed her hand a wall… it extended to the end of the alley creating a sort of space where they could talk in private.
"Wow that was cool." Said "Chibi" Sailor Moon.
Sailor Uranus began to explain the wall, "It's real… amazing." He said.
"Thank you." Said Sailor Pandora.
"So your not surprised by this turned of events?" asked Sailor Triton.
"No weird things happen to us all the time." Said Sailor Juliet like it was nothing.
"And most of the time it has nothing to do with being a Sailor Senshi." Answered the green Senshi.
"So you know more than your letting on." Said Tuxedo Mask.
"That's right." Said Sailor Uranus, "Our universe is made up of various dimensions… so far we know about Dimension A (not ours), Dimension B (ours) and Dimension C (not this one)."
"Wait, wait, wait…" said the little puppet boy.
"Since when has there been a Dimension C?" asked the green Senshi.
"Well… Setsuna told me… but not any of you…" said Sailor Uranus laughing nervously.
"Uh-huh…" said everyone else from the group.
"So what your saying g we're basically a Dimension D." said Luna.
"That's right." Said Sailor Uranus.
"This is really weird." Said Sailor Moon.
"What did you lose a bunch of Senshi from sort of portal too?" asked the green Senshi.
"Well… actually yes." Laughed Sailor Moon nervously.
"5 of our friends were sucked into a portal right before we got here." Said Sailor Oberon.
"Don't worry." Said Sailor Pandora.
"Why?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Wait are you saying that Yuki did it on purpose?" asked Sailor Titan.
"She did." Sighed Sailor Pandora, "Don't worry she'll come in contact with us soon."
"Maybe we should all Detransform to introduce each other since we not sure how long we're going to be here." Said Sailor Uranus.
"But you should detransform first." Said "Chibi" Sailor Moon.
"Why?" asked Sailor Rhea.
"Just do it!" yelled the B Senshi, the boy and even Pikachu said it in his own language.
Everyone detransformed... Sailor Star Fighter becoming Seiya earned the new arrivals attention.
"So you're a cross dresser." Said Sailor Jupiter.
"Please call me that…" muttered Seiya.
"No… it's not like that at all." Said Sailor Uranus.
And that's when they detransformed as well… and the sight of the detransformed broke the brains of everyone expect for Seiya, Ryoko, Orihime and Osaka.
"Oh wow!" said Orihime.
"That's so cool…" said Osaka.
"That explains much…" muttered Seiya.
They were all… men!
Sailor Jupiter was a black haired teenager in Chinese clothes that had his hair tied in a pig tail.
Sailor Uranus was well… a ninja… a ninja using a headband like an eye patch… he also had gravity defying silver hair.
The green Senshi was ironically the only one of the group who's hair color did not change, while everyone thing else did, he was a rather muscular man (but not too buff) wearing a white shirt black pants and for some reason a green sash… and the sword were still attached to his side.
The red Senshi became a normal looking teen in a t-shirt and shorts… they now noticed the back with a teal book, which they couldn't see before for some strange reason.
And "Chibi Moon"… well… everyone in the group knew enough about Pokémon to know that the kid who was "Chibi" moon was obviously the main character from Pokémon… but for some reason couldn't voice third thoughts on it.
"When Yuki entered the portal she made so that if a person if a fictional character then they wouldn't be able to find out in anyway." Explained Ryoko.
Everyone else brushed it off… most because they were in a cationic state at seeing a group of girls… turn into guys…
"I have a question!" said Osaka.
"What is it?" asked the ninja.
"Where does your pi…" said Osaka but before she could ask the question the Pokémon Trainer as he'll be known for now shouted.
"Please don't' finish that sentence." He said.
That's when Ryoko computer began to beep, she took out and opened it. On screen was Yuki… who looked fine.
"The connection has been made." Said Yuki on the other end.
"Yuki." Said Ryoko which gained everyone attention.
All the "D" Senshi snapped out of their catatonic state and went over to the computer quickly.
"Well… they forgot about us fast." Said the pig-tailed boy.
On screen was the 5 missing Senshi.
"So you guys are all right?" asked Kagami.
"Yeah… we wound in another dimension full of Sailor Senshi." Said Haruhi.
"They wouldn't happen to filled with cross dressers would they?" asked Yomi.
"Yes, they are." Said Yuki.
Ryoko turned her screen to the new comer… on screen was now a blonde haired boy with whisker marks and a headband.
"Hey you guys are all right!" said the boy over the computer.
"That's right!" said the Pokémon trainer.
What happened next was what seemed like a fight for the computer… with shouts that molded together.... which ended with a shout of "Stop fighting!" on the other end.
That's when Setsuna (obviously) was on screen.
"Ash, Kakashi, Zoro, Eido, Ranma, Hyde, Pikachu… do you think you can wait a few days while I set up a portal?" asked Setsuna.
"Sure." Said the Pokémon train who was named Ash.
"Of course." Said ninja who was named Kakashi.
Zoro the swordsman only nodded.
"What ever…" muttered Eido who the standard teenager.
"Yeah right…" said the puppet like boy named Hyde.
"Sure." Said the Pig tailed boy named Ranma.
The computer was turned back to the home Senshi.
"This will take a few to return your Senshi home, so I think we can handle trade for few a days." Said Setsuna over the computer.
"So wait our friends are going to be in your dimension for a few days?" asked Kagami.
"I'm afraid so." Said Setsuna on the other end.
That's when Yomi and Kagami joined hands and began to skip in a circle.
"Gone for a few days! They're gone for a few days." Said Yomi and Kagami.
They stopped when they heard this…
"With friends like these…" came Konata's voice.
"I knew she'd be happy but not that happy." Came Tomo's voice.
The two of them stopped and sweat dropped.
Ryoko turned the computer back to her.
"I will contact you if I need to." Came Yuki's voice.
"So will I." said Ryoko.
Ryoko closed her computer and looked at everyone else.
"Well problem solved." Said Ryoko.
Everyone sweat dropped.
There was an awkward sluice.
"Um… where are we going to stay?" asked Ranma.
There was an awkward silence.
"Oh you can stay with me!" said Orihime, "I live alone so it will be nice to have company."
"But Orihime… Shiro and Rangiku are already staying with you." Said Momo with a sweat drop.
"It will be fine!" said Orihime, "My place is big enough to hold them."
"I'm sure it will be fine." Said Kakashi really accepting any place to stay.
"If that doesn't work out you can stay with me." Said Ryoko.
"Don't worry I'm sure it will be fine." Said Ash.
"This is going to end badly." Said Zoro.
"You said it." Said Ranma nodding in agreement.
And so the 7 followed their host to her house… to discover A she lived is a small apartment… they were also quickly introduced to Toshiro and Rangiku.
"It's too cramped." Mumbled Ash.
"We should have just split up and went to different houses." Said Ranma with a big sweat drop.
"Well a couple of us need to have an eye kept on at all times." Said Kakashi giving an eye smile.
"I heard that…" said Eido and Zoro at the same time, knowing he was referring to them.
"Well since there's so many of us here for now, me and Orihime are going to take a bath now." Said Rangiku.
This made Eido perk up… two hot, gorgeous, girl… who were very talented.
"I trust that none of you will peek." Said Rangiku.
Eido appeared to be in some sort of catatonic state… with his nose bleeding profusely.
Rangiku and Orihime left for the bath.
About a minute later, Eido was gone.
"So… what do think she'll do to him?" asked Zoro.
"I don't know… Orihime doesn't seem like the type to beat up perverts." Said Ranma with a shrug.
That's when they heard Orihime scream… the strange thing is that Rangiku yelled out "Growl! Haineko!"
"How many of you heard that?" asked Toshiro, hopping that at least one of them was spiritually aware.
Surprisingly, everyone in the room raised their hands.
"Maybe some of us should stay somewhere else." Said Kakashi doing on of his eye smiles.
Sometime later…
Ryoko opened the door to her and Yuki's apartment. To see Kakashi, Zoro, Hyde and an unconscious Eido who was being dragged by the leg by Zoro.
"Thank you for letting us stay on such short notice." Said Kakashi.
"I knew this was going to happen to him…" said Ryoko, "So why did you come?"
"Well Ash was dubbed too innocent and Ranma… well Ranma's more of a cross dresser rest of us."
"It's no problem." Said Ryoko.
"This is going to be a long few days." Said Hyde.
"You said it." Said Zoro with a nod.
Meanwhile with Sailor Galaxia…
"So… your phage caused you to lose some of the Sailor Senshi?" asked Sailor Galaxia.
"But several more Senshi showed up." Said Sailor Lethe coming in defense of your sister.
"I can sense their star seeds… they're different than the others." Said Sailor Galaxia.
"What do you mean different?" asked Sailor Mnemosyne.
"I know who they're owners are." Said Sailor Galaxia with an evil smile.
And so a strange bizarre adventure with twists and turns began…
Omake Time: What Happened in the Bath
Eido was watching giggling… Rangiku's eye twitched.
"Orihime… go get your barrettes." Muttered Rangiku.
"Why?" asked Orihime.
Rangiku took out her soul candy (why she took to the bath, nobody knew)… and took it… becoming a soul reaper.
"Growl! Haineko!" called out Rangiku.
The next thing Eido knew was that he was covered in ash….
About 10 minutes later everyone curiosity got the better of them to see Orihime using some sort of orange shield around Eido… They all noted the blood that covered Eido.
"Can't say he didn't desire is…" muttered Zoro.
"Just drop it…" said Hyde, "That was a long time ago…"
End of Omake Time!
Next Time: The 5 Senshi one Pokémon and something called a Mamodo begin to get used to their temporary surroundings while they wait for the time to go home. However for some reason one of them gets lost in the mean streets of Tokyo... where he meets a certain shop keeper who gives a vague warning... Galaxia knows who the B Senshi are. What will happen, find out next time!
