Chapter 28: Zoro Gets Lost
"And that is why we are cross dressers." Finished Kakashi.
Let's rewind, it was meeting at Chiyo-Chan's, where the B Senshi properly introduced themselves (and a few jokes about if Zoro and Kakashi ever fought)… of course they did have to explain the truth… about a possible future.
"So… in your Dimension…" said Usagi shaking.
"That's right Crystal Tokyo Fell… a long time ago." Sid Kakashi.
"Crystal Tokyo?" asked almost everyone else… really the only who didn't was Mikuru for some strange reason.
"It's nothing you have to worry about at least not yet." Said Usagi sadly.
"Don't worry about it… I'm sure nothing will happen because of it… I'm sure!" said Ash.
Pikachu nodded in agreement.
"So… um…" said Seiya changing the subject, "How did the explanations turn out to the families."
"We told Konata's dad that she wasn't going to be around for a while." Said Tsukasa.
"Don't ask about the excuse…" sighed Kagami.
"I'm never talking to Haruhi's parents again…" sighed Mikuru with a shiver.
"I informed the Soul Society about what happened." Said Momo.
"And I told Goat Chin that Rukia was visiting distant relatives somewhere far, far away." Explained Karin.
"So everything is fine." Said Ryoko.
"Though one thing could have gone better…" sighed Momo.
(Flashback)
"What do you mean Haruhi and Yuki went though a strange portal?" asked Kyon in shock.
"They did." Sighed Ryoko, "Yuki's with Haruhi to make sure nothing bad happens… but… I'm also in contact with Yuki, she and Haruhi are alright."
"Also Konata, Rukia and Tomo were sent though the portal as well." Said Mikuru.
"They're be back soon." Said Ryoko.
(End of Flashback)
"If the Organization doesn't get involved then it would be a good thing." Sighed Momo.
Sometime later the meeting ended, Usagi, Ash and Pikachu went to get ice cream to talk, while Ranma headed back to Orihime's apartment while the 4 staying with Ryoko had to do a little shipping… mostly for themselves.
"Why did we have do shopping?" asked Eido.
"Just shut up for once you fee loader." Said Hyde.
"What was that." Muttered Eido.
"Look… the fact that you rarely do anything around the house and the only reason why you still work at the Snack hack even though your debt is paid is because Doll works there." Explained Hyde.
"Why… you…" muttered Eido.
"Um… Eido… Hyde…" said Kakashi.
"What?" asked both.
"Um… we lost Zoro…" said Kakashi nervously.
"What!" yelled both of them with sweat drops.
Meanwhile in a park elsewhere, Usagi and Ash were eating ice cream.
"So… Ash… you're the reincarnation of Chibi-Usa… right?" asked Usagi.
"That's right." Said Ash.
"I see…" said Usagi.
"Hey come on… cheer up! It might not happen here." Said Ash.
"Huh?" asked Usagi.
"Well for one thing… you're group of Senshi is bigger than ours." Explained Ash, "And who knows… maybe it's bigger in the future, after all didn't you tell us that there's a lot more Senshi to be found or even created."
"So… what are the Senshi like… I heard their all cross dressers." Said Usagi.
"Setsuna isn't a cross dresser… and neither is Kousagi." Said Ash.
"Kousagi?" asked Usagi.
"She's both your and Mamoru's reincarnation." Explained Ash.
"I see…" said Usagi.
"But I know I can depend on them… I know I can help them in their dreams and they can help me in mine. And if their in a tight pinch we can help other out." Said Ash.
"I see." Said Usagi with a smile happy, that he was happy.
That's when Ash's communicator rang.
"I wonder if this means we have service in this world now…" said Ash.
He picked it up and saw it was Kakashi and Ranma.
"Hey Kakashi… what's going on?" asked Ash.
"Well we have a bit of a problem." Said Kakashi over to the communicator
"What kind of problem?" asked Ash.
"Well you see… I sort have… lost Zoro." Said Kakashi over the communicator
"What?" asked Ash with a big sweat drop.
"I'll go look for him…" said Ranma who was used to finding a guy with no sense of direction.
"We all need to find him." Said Kakashi.
"Okay." Said Ash, "At least it's not like in the other Dimension where they know our identity."
Ash sighed and hung up his communicator.
"How did they loose Zoro?" asked Usagi.
"Well… you see Zoro is the cover boy of all people who lack a sense of direction." Said Ash, "Which is strange as Ryoga has a worse sense of direction than him…"
"Ryoga?" asked Usagi.
"Another of our worlds Senshi." Said Ash.
"Oh I see.." said Usagi with a sweat drop, "We should look for him."
"Yeah…" said Ash, "At least he knows not to cause problems here…"
Elsewhere Zoro was well lost…
"Damn it… I know that lace is here somewhere." Said Zoro.
"Well you seem to be lost." Came a voice.
Zoro turned around and saw Urahara.
"How would you?" asked Zoro.
"Well for one thing I know you're not from around here." Said Urahara, "Since your from a different Dimension…"
Zoro glared at the shopkeeper, his hand hover his swords.
"Don't worry… I'm on not Sailor Galaxia's side." Said Urahara, "However you might want to be careful… she can sense your star seed."
"What?" asked Zoro.
Meanwhile in Galaxia's HQ…
"I know who the Senshi from the other Dimension are." Said Sailor Galaxia.
"What?" asked both Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne.
Sailor Galaxia produced pictures of the 5 displaced Sailor Senshi.
"I don't care if their from a different dimension… they're powers are strange and different but will suit my goal." Explained Sailor Galaxia.
"Okay… I'll go after them right away!" said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Are you that's a good idea?" asked Sailor Lethe, "After all your last Phage gave us enough trouble."
"I have good idea this time… I've discovered a high ranking Soul Reaper who happens to currently living with the misplaced Senshi." Said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Wow… that's pretty impressive." Said Sailor Lethe with a smile.
"She's okay with Soul Reapers… but not with Hollows…" thought Sailor Galaxia with a sweat drop, "Strange…"
Back with Zoro and Urahara.
"How do you even know I'm a Sailor Senshi?" asked Zoro knowing it was a well-kept secret in this Dimension.
"Zoro there you are!" came a voice.
Zoro turned around and saw Ranma and Orihime walking towards him.
"Oh hey! Everyone's looking for you." Said Orihime.
"So it looks like it's going to be a tie." Said Ranma.
"Don't compare me to Ryoga!" yelled Zoro glaring at Ranma.
"Well since you're here I'll just leave you be." Said Urahara begging to leave, "Just be careful…"
Zoro glared at the man.
Not too long later the three of them were walking to Orihime's place.
"I got lost…" said Zoro.
"Yeah we know that." Said Ranma staring at Zoro.
"If you were worried about me why didn't you call me?" muttered Zoro.
Both Ranma and Orihime sweat dropped.
"Good you found him." Came a voice.
They turned to see that Tatsuki and Rangiku were running towards them.
"And you didn't call any one else!" yelled Zoro.
"Well, well, well… this is interesting." Came a voice.
They looked up to see Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Should we get the other girls?" asked Sailor Lethe, "They could make interesting phages."
"No the one we're after is enough…" said Sailor Mnemosyne somehow getting the feeling that wouldn't make good phages.
That's when Sailor Mnemosyne shot Rangiku… turning her into the phage "Sailor Ash Cat!"
"Well Alternate Sailor Jupiter… strange Senshi we're not quite sure who you are…. Are you prepared to fight." Said Sailor Mnemosyne, "What is that Senshi name anyway?"
"Don't ask me I don't know…" said Sailor Lethe.
"Try to fight this Phage and live." Said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Orihime! Tatsuki! Go now!" said Zoro.
"Okay." Said Orihime.
"Don't' worry about us." Said Tatsuki, "Just make sure Rangiku becomes normal again."
The two f them ran off to "hide".
"It's nice that you made friends… to bad the friendship won't last." Said Sailor Mnemosyne.
Ranma took out his communicator.
"They just turned Rangiku into a phage…" said Ranma.
"Excuse me…" muttered Zoro.
"Oh… and I also managed to find Zoro." Said Ranma with a sweat drop.
"Okay we're find out soon." Said Kakashi over the communicator.
Ranma hung up his communicator.
"Jupiter Cosmic Power!" said Ranma.
"Juno Cosmic Power!" said Zoro.
"Make-up!" said both transform.
"Who would have though such bad asses would be cross dressers?" asked Sailor Lethe.
"I know… right." Laughed Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Hey!" yelled both Sailor Senshi.
"Eris Flower Storm!"
"Umbriel Melee Strike!"
That's when the two attacks hit Sailor Ash Cat.
"What they showed up already!" yelled Sailor Lethe.
"That was fast." Said Sailor Juno.
"Well yeah…" laughed Sailor Eris.
"Sailor Ash Cat! Do you work!" shouted Sailor Mnemosyne.
That's when Sailor Ash Cat created… well tons of ash that Senshi managed to doge.
"It's just like that attack on Eido she used!" said Sailor Jupiter.
"Not that he didn't deserve it." Said Sailor Juno with a shrug.
That's when Sailor Ash Cat sent more ash at than.
"Phobos Mirror Reflection!"
That's when a mirror that was crated from nowhere reflected the ash back to the Phage.
The 4 Senshi that were there noticed everyone else was there.
"How do you get lost in a group?" asked Sailor Oberon.
"Now's not the time!" shouted Sailor Juno.
"It just needs one more attack in order to weaken it so she can be healed." Said Sailor Rhea using her computer.
"Flaming Drill Torpedo!"
Sailor Vesta's attack hit.
"That's for attacking me!" shouted Sailor Vesta.
"You were peaking!" shouted the other B Senshi and Hyde.
Sailor Moon and Sailor Eris played rock paper scissors, Sailor Eris was the winner.
"Eris Blossom Rejection!"
With that move Sailor Ash Cat returned to her normal buxom self.
The Senshi turned to where the two Sailor Animates were but found they were gone.
"Well looks that's it for now." Said Sailor Uranus.
"But Seriously… how do you get lost when you're with a group?" asked Sailor Phobos.
"Just shut up…" muttered Sailor Juno.
Meanwhile at Galaxia's HQ, Sailor Galaxia was telling the two Sailor Animates her plan.
"So perhaps it will be better to attack the Senshi that went to the other world." Said Sailor Galaxia.
"How are we even going to get there?" asked Sailor Mnemosyne.
"I was researching those Hollowed Phages you created… they seem very interesting." Said Sailor Galaxia with a smirk, "I think they may even have abilities you didn't' even see."
Sailor Lethe smirked evilly when she heard about that.
Meanwhile on the Streets of Tokyo…
"Seriously… this is stupid!" yelled Zoro who was being lead back to Ryoko's apartment with a rope around his waist so he wouldn't get lost.
"Zoro you got lost when we in a group…" said Kakashi with a sweat drop.
Zoro grumbled under his breath then looked at Momo who was with the group since she lived in the same apartment building.
"Is that guy I saw someone we can trust?" asked Zoro.
"Well for now yes." Said Momo, "I was told that he is an ally in Karakura Town and that he was the former captain of Division 12."
"Oh so he's a Soul Reaper Captain." Said Kakashi.
The Senshi were of course told about the Aliens and Soul Reapers to clear things up… unlike their fellow Senshi in back home who were shocked by the truth in strange ways.
"That makes sense why he knew what was going on." Said Kakashi.
"But how did he know that they know who we are." Muttered Zoro.
"Let's just leave it alone for now." Said Ryoko who of course was with the group.
"Makes sense to me." Said Eido.
"You barely know they're even talking about." Muttered Hyde.
And so they Senshi knew that B Senshi were in deeper than they instantly thought… But who would have thought the next battle would be something entirely different.
Omake Time: Lucky Channel: Episode 11
"Hiya Luckies!" cheered Akira, "Akira Kogami here!"
"And I'm Akira's Assistant Minoru Shiraishi." Said Minoru.
"Wow I can't believe it's the 11th Episode. "said Akira.
"I know." Said Minoru, "In today's episode we're going to learn more about the Senshi from the other Dimension.
Minoru took out a long thing that showed the individual pictures and the 5 Senshi.
"First up is Ash Ketchum or Neo Sailor Moon, he the leader of the Sailor Senshi in his dimension, next is Ranma Satome he is their Dimension's Sailor Jupiter, he's a skilled marital artist but is cursed to turn into a girl that looks like nothing like his Senshi form when hit with cold water, next is Kakashi Hatake their Dimension's Sailor Uranus and one of the ninjas in his Dimension, the 4th is Zoro Roronoa is a pirate first mate for a crew called the Straw Hat Pirates, he's also Sailor Juno and last but not least is Eido McLovin a perverted skater who is helping Hyde become the next Mamodo king." Explained Minoru.
Akira on the other hand looked board of her mind.
"Yeah… and why are you telling us?" asked Akira.
"Incase someone hasn't read the New Lives Saga." Said Minoru.
"Incase someone hasn't the New Lives Saga…" said Akira in a bored tone who then got angry, "I'm sure everyone here has read the New Lives Saga! I mean it's been up forever! Everyone knows these things!"
She then used the bored to hit Minoru on the head.
"Next time you do a character introduction thing! Make sure it's for something everyone here hasn't read!" yelled Akira.
"Okay…" mumbled Minoru rubbing his head.
That's when the music began to play…
"Oh it's over I'm so sad." Said Akira sadly.
That's when the place card was placed.
"Hey… Minoru… you're in the fic… right?" asked Akira over the place card.
"What… about it…" said Minoru nervously.
"I need you to sneak in Zoro's room and take several pictures…" said Akira.
"…" responded Minoru who clearly sounded disturbed by this.
End of Omake Time!
Next Time: Ranma has a friendly spar with Tatsuki after hearing about her reputation... this spar earns the eye of a certain Black Cat... and it's not Luna. Meanwhile the Rainbow Brigade decides to unleash something onto Dimension D... can the Senshi handle it... especially with the abilities the thing has? Find out next time!
