Chapter 34: The Great Akihabara Event!
Konata was in her house changing channels as there was no anime on at the moment.
"Brighten Whites!"
"Buy our sukiyaki mix"
"Make your skin happy."
"In other news, Akira Kogami and a male accomplice was arrested in Sweden today."
"Just pick something." Said Yui.
Yes, Konata's cousin Yui was also there.
"Um… Yui-Neesan…" said Konata.
"What is it?" asked Yui.
"What's Yukari doing here?" asked Konata.
"Well… I was bored and Yui invited me." Said Yukari.
"Okay…" said Konata with a sweat drop.
That was when a commercial rolled on the TV.
"This weekend it's the first ever Akihabara Grand Event!" said the announcer, "This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Be there and be square!"
"America has really hurt the Japanese events commercials." Said Yukari, she then flopped down, "I'm bored… can I go read some of your Manga?"
"Sure…" said Konata with a sweat drop, "I need t come up with a plan!" she thought.
That Sunday on the train…
"I cant' believe you dragged us here." Muttered Kagami.
"I don't know this seems like fun." Said Tsukasa.
"I want to see what this about." Said Miyuki.
Kagami sighed… "Great…" she muttered, "Oh and can you tell me… what's Yuki doing here!"
Everyone turned to the grayish-purple haired alien girl who was reading a book.
"Oh… she came here on her own. She heard I was going too and joined me." Said Konata.
Kagami, Tsukasa and Miyuki were surprised when they heard that.
"Really." Said Kagami turning to Yuki.
Yuki gave a simple nod.
"This is getting too weird…" she mumbled.
Meanwhile somewhere else, in a café, the S.O.S. Brigade was meeting…
Haruhi noticed that Yuki was absent.
"Hey Ryoko! Where's Yuki?" asked Haruhi.
"Oh she went to the big Akihabara event today." Said Ryoko.
"What?" asked everyone else surprised.
"I do remember her and Konata hitting it off." Said Haruhi with a sweat drop.
"It's getting really weird…" said Ryoko, "She's slowly becoming an Otaku…"
Everyone sweat dropped…
"Okay! We will go to Akihabara to find out what's going on!" yelled Haruhi.
"It's because Konata's been introducing her to those kind of things." Said Kyon.
"You say something?" asked Haruhi.
Kyon sighed…
"Never mind…" he mumbled.
Meanwhile the event had just gotten started. Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne were watching from above.
"This place is the perfect place to lure out the Sailor Senshi." Said Sailor Lethe.
Sailor Mnemosyne stared at her sister.
"What is it?" she asked.
"So you're not going to use a Hollowed Phage this time?" asked Sailor Mnemosyne.
"What do you think?" asked Sailor Lethe.
"Thank you!" said Sailor Mnemosyne.
"I couldn't pass up this opportunity… this place is filled with Otaku. And Otaku are powerful alone." Said Sailor Lethe, "Any one of them will be a powerful Phage."
Konata hugged the autograph.
"Wow! I can't believe it!" said Konata, "Aya Hirano's autograph!"
"Who's that?" asked Kagami.
"You don't know who Aya Hirano is?" asked Konata in shock.
Before Kagami could answer Yuki came back, with an autograph herself.
"Who did you get?" asked Konata.
"Minori Chihara." Said Yuki.
"Awesome!" said Konata giving the thumbs up.
"This is really weird." Thought Kagami.
"I'm going to look around." Said Kagami.
"Remember to get the things on your list." Said Konata.
Kagami sweat dropped.
"Well it could be worse." She thought, "It could be Comiket."
She then shuddered at the memory.
Meanwhile the reaming members of the S.O.S. Brigade arrived.
"Oh wow! This is huge." Said Haruhi in shock.
"You didn't watch the commercials?" asked Kyon.
Haruhi glared at Kyon… then noticed the line for Aya Hirano autographs.
"Um… I have to do something quickly." Said Haruhi getting into line.
"I think Miss Suzumiya is a fan of Aya Hirano." Said Itsuki with a sweat drop.
"That's unexpected…" said Momo with a sweat drop.
"Hey!" yelled a voice.
They turned to see Tsukasa running towards them.
"Hey Tsukasa." Said Momo.
Kyon noticed quite a few shopping bags.
"I didn't think you were into this." Said Kyon.
Oh… their Kona-Chan's… she dragged me here to her shopping." Said Tsukasa who then began to tear up, "Someone… please hide me!"
That was when they saw a large group… of well Otaku. They all hid Tsukasa behind them.
"Say have you seen a girl who looks like Akari from To Heart?" asked one of them.
They shook their heads no.
"Let's keep looking!" yelled another.
After they left, Tsukasa began to cry.
"Thank you!" she cried.
Meanwhile Hinata Hikawa was working. While her sister sat nearby.
"Thank you come again." Said Hinata.
"Great! I have to sit here during this big event." Muttered Hikage.
Nearby with Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne.
"Okay! I'm going to launch this golden ball and hop it hits someone powerful." Said Sailor Lethe.
The ball was launched into the shop… ironically hitting the lone non-otaku in there… Hikage.
"Hikage?" asked Hinata.
"Sailor Otaku Hater!"
"I hit an otaku hater…" said Sailor Lethe with a sweat drop.
"Is that even possible?" asked Sailor Mnemosyne.
"I… don't know…" said Sailor Lethe.
That was when the shop exploded.
Meanwhile Haruhi got the autograph.
"I got!" she said showing the S.O.S. Brigade, she noticed Tsukasa breathing heavily, "Hey Tsukasa, what's wrong?"
"It's… it's nothing…" said Tsukasa.
That's when Ryoko's computer began to beep. At the same time there was an explosion.
"What was that?" asked Kyon.
"I don't know! But we need t split up!" yelled Haruhi figuring out it was a phage, "Since I don't have the toothpicks, I'll deicide."
"That's strange." Thought Kyon.
"Okay! Me, Mikuru and Tsukasa will go that way." Said Haruhi pointing in some random direction.
"Don't drag Tsukasa into this…" mutter Kyon.
"Ryoko and Momo will go that way." Said Haruhi, "And Kyon and Itsuki will go that way! Okay! Let's go!"
"Wait!" yelled Kyon.
But it was too late they were already gone.
Meanwhile in a nearby shop, Konata entered it with Yuki.
"There she is… the Legendary Girl A." said the shop keeper, "Here not doubt for our door buster deals…"
That was when Yuki's computer beeped.
"That doesn't look good." Said Konata, "Well at least its here."
Yuki nodded.
Both of them left.
"What just happened!" yelled the clerk as a large explosion happened.
In the middle of the street everyone stared at Sailor Otaku hater… who was going to attack any second.
"Stop right there!" shouted a voice.
Everyone looked up and saw Sailor Haumea and Sailor Juliet standing on a light pole.
"It's the Sailor Senshi!" yelled one Otaku.
"How dare you attack this grand event! It's special for Otaku everywhere! Sailor Haumea is going to make you pay!" said Sailor Haumea.
"Oh really! I sense one of you is a budding Otaku while the other…" said Sailor Otaku Hater, "Oh… I'm going to love doing this to you."
Sailor Otaku hater sent out a large beam that hit both of them hard.
Just when the other Senshi in the area arrived.
"Haumea!" yelled Sailor Deimos.
"Juliet!" yelled Sailor Sun.
"None of you are true Otaku… so I'm going to cut you a break." Said Sailor Otaku Hater, she pointed to Sailor Sun, "You're kind of one… but you're not really into anime."
"Why you…" muttered Sailor Sun.
"Stop it Sun." said Sailor Haumea.
Both of them got up.
"You think you're going to win?" asked Sailor Haumea.
Sailor Juliet also got up.
In space the Dwarf Planet Haumea began to glow dark midnight blue while the tiny moon of Uranus Juliet began to glow taupe grey.
Back on Earth the two Senshi began to glow their respective colors. The Crystal Change Rods appeared in front of them. Both of them grabbed them and transformed into their new super form.
"Haumea Crystal Power!"
"Juliet Crystal Power…"
"Make-up!"
As both of them transformed the other Senshi arrived.
"No way!" said Sailor Ganymede.
"I get Haumea… but Juliet…" said Sailor Triton.
"She's been getting into anime lately." Said Sailor Pandora.
"That explains much…" muttered Sailor Phobos.
"Super Haumea Page Slicer!"
"Super Juliet Data Stream…"
The two attacks hit Sailor Otaku Hater.
"All right time to heal!" said Sailor Moon.
Out of the three healers Sailor Moon was the winner.
"Moon Spiral Heart Healing!"
The healing move hit, healing Sailor Otaku Hater back into Hikage.
The crowds cheered. A swarm of Otaku surrounded the Sailor Senshi.
Looking for autographs and pictures. It was all too weird. Many of them k new somehow that Dione and Charon were the perfect "Moe Girls", and that due to the attacks Juliet and Haumea was were among their ranks. And of course they leered at Dione, Charon, Eris and Makemake's chests.
Sometime later… this happened.
"I hope that never happens again.." sighed Kagami.
"Who knows they might attack Comiket." Said Konata.
"Thanks for inviting me guys." Said Usagi who had stayed behind, "I really needed to check out the manga I missed out when I was gone."
"There you are." Said Kyon.
He and Itsuki were running towards them.
"I take it you saw the Sailor Senshi." Said Itsuki.
"Yeah… but they all got away before I could ask them any questions." Said Haruhi.
"I see…" said Kyon, he looked at Usagi.
"This is a friend of ours, her name is Usagi Tsukino." Said Tsukasa.
"It's nice to meet you." Said Usagi.
"You were that girl who went missing." Said Kyon.
"Yeah…" said Usagi.
"I already asked her questions a long time ago." Said Haruhi, "Doesn't remember a thing from her disappearance."
"I see…" said Kyon.
"Well this turned out to be a weird day." Said Kagami.
And so the day ended… how ever something needed to be straiten out…
"Please tell me why you hate Otaku." Said Hinata.
"Do I really have to tell you…" muttered Hikage.
Hinata sighed… why did her sister turned into an Otaku Hating monster… she really needed to know!
Omake Time: The Ultimate Showdown: Pirates VS Ninjas.
Konata was dressed like Naruto, while Yuki was dressed like Luffy. The two of them were staring at each other.
"It is time!" said Konata, "It is time to see which is stronger… pirate or Ninjas."
Yuki nodded.
The two ran towards each other… then the door to the clubroom opened. It was Kyon. Everyone stopped what they were doing… and blinked.
"I should have knocked, shouldn't I?" asked Kyon.
"Yeah… you kind of ruined the moment…" said Konata.
"I see…" said Kyon, who left the room.
Kyon sighed in the hall way weird, "That was very weird." He thought.
End of Omake Time!
Next Time: Sakaki's dating someone! When did that happen! Not only that but she's dating Chad! Okay... it all makes sense. What will happened people follow them on their date! Find out next time!
