A/N: YOOOOO READERS! VAS HAPPENIN'? :D so I hope you enjoyed the last chapter written by Ferb and this one! HAPPY READING! Also, I apologize in advance for the creepiness. :P

-Phineas

I dialed the familiar number and heard someone answer.

"WHAT YOU WANT. Y U NO CALL YO FATHER?" my mother barked.

"I NEED HELP ON MY FIFTH GRADE MATH HOMEWORK." I shouted back.

"WHAT GRADE AH YOU EEN?"

"12TH."

"BAD. YOU NO GET ANY SANDWICHES." She hung up.

I, unable to complete my homework, had no other choice but to call Jay Yinkelberg. I heard it ring four times before I heard the familiar dark and chocolate-y voice.

"Hello?" he asked, sounding a little overexcited.

"Um, heyyy…" I replied seductively. "Wanna come over?"

"YOU KNOW IT. YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST YOUR LOVELY DARK MOLE." He yelled, unable to contain his excitement. I couldn't help but wish for something more; but my chubby father was coming home soon from his trampoline making job.

"Yeah, but you know that the reason I want you to come is because I need help on my math, right…?"

"Yeah, whatever. As long as I get to see your mole I'm good. I'll be right over. I already know where you live," he creepily stated. For some reason, I felt flattered.

"When I heard the doorbell ring, I sprinted to it as fast as I could (which wasn't very fast) and threw open the door. I blinked.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SNICKERS?" Liam Garlin screeched.

"Why are you here?" I asked, not caring if I sounded rude.

"I came here to say something to you. I think I-" His words were cut off by Jay swaggering up my driveway.

"Who's this handsome lad?" Jay asked. I think I turned a little green from my usually yellow-ish skin due to my extreme jealousness.

"Well, Liam, I think it's time for you to go." I interrupted the suggestive looks they were giving each other.

"Wait-" Liam protested.

"Yeah, I like nobody too. Bye!" I shoved Jay in my house with my gut and slammed the door in Liam's face.

"Well, time to stu- DANG. WHY DO PEOPLE'S SENTENCES KEEP GETTING CUT OFF?" I stopped rambling because I noticed Jay was leaning in. "Well, YOLO. Let's forget about the math homework." I raised my unibrow. I could feel his warm breath tingling on my lips. I licked them, sensing a faint hint of cherry chapstick. I leaned in also. He raised his hand and…