Chapter 3-

A/N: OKAY GUYS! Good to see you keep coming back for more ;D. I think the winky face made it sound sexual o_o. I didnt mean that lol. BTW THE TITLES FOR EACH CHAPTER ARE SONGS, DESCRIBING WHATS HAPPENING. Also, we know we were supposed to update before, but Phineas's wifi was down so we could only update today, and to make up for that, I'm uploading MY chapter early. SO, KK PEACE! Enjoy! And sorry if it's short. -FERB

...and high-fived me. I smiled.

"Oh, by the way," he said, mesmerized by my mole.

"MY EYES ARE UP HERE!", I interrupted.

"Okay, well anyway, do you want to go to the Smurf festival with me?"

"YES!", I screamed, desperate.

"Okay then, see you!" He said, leaving.

The next day

The first thing we went on was the Ferris Wheel. Actually, the first thing I went on was the Ferris Wheel. The employee said both me and him couldn't go on it, or else the ride couldn't move. Jay let me go on, but I was very lonely.

"EW that lady has a mole!", a kid in the cart under me said.

I, very offended, rocked back and forth in my cart, threatening to crush him.

However, my cart tilted just a little too back...

"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed, falling to what might be my ultimate death.

"NNNOOOOO" Jay cried. "Grab a trampoline, QUICK!" He pushed all the kids off the bouncy house and pulled it under.

(Yes somehow he did all this without Bryanna falling yet.)

"SAVE ME STEVEN!" accidentally screaming out the wrong name.

"STEVEN?" Jay shouted in anger and jealousy. "WHO'S STEVEN?"

Before Bryanna could answer, she fell, completely missing the bouncy house and landing on Jay.

"Oomph." Jay murmured, before shutting his eyes and passing out from the weight.

I called an ambulance, however, I was too overweight to ride in it and was forced to walk.

That's it, I thought, I'm going to get a six pack. Haha wait who am I kidding?

I walked to the convenience store and bought him flowers and chocolate.

When I gave them to him, he whispered, eyebrows furrowed so they looked like a unibrow, "Did you get this from Steven?" he whispered, teeth clenched. "WHO IS THIS STEVEN?" He shouted, (and you can tell, cuz it's in caps lock.)