A/N: Hellooooo my beautiful readers! I hope you enjoyed dat last part cuz I certainly did! :D Anyways, I don't own Hannah Montana…. Sadly lol nah jk. Also, unlike Carrie Underwood, Bryanna does not "dig her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive", or "carve her name into his leather seats." The only reason I used this song is because it talks about cheating lol okay. ENJOY THE CHAPTER AND YOUR SUMMER
~oh and i also just realized that Ke$ha is showing up is Keha and i dunno why i've tried fixing it... so the last chapter's song was by Ke$ha and this chapter's song (cuz it wont fit) is by Carrie Underwood. Thats it.
~Ferb
A ring with a diamond wedged in it, the size of a speck of dust.
Swahili gasped "OH. MY. DONUTS! IT'S BEAUTIFUL AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
I grinned giving her another one of my sexy looks, meanwhile glancing around hoping Bryanna was watching me cheating on her. I had to make her feel what I felt with Steven.
"Umm", Swahili said sassily, "is there something wrong with your face? It looks like you're twitching in agony."
I quickly stopped making the face. "Uh yeah.. Hahahaa I'm just.. Uh you know... Still hurting?"
"Awww you poor thing! You can come over to my house later and we could watch a movie and eat some popcorn!", she said winking. "How about Toy Story 3?"
"I LOVE THAT MOVIE", I said, and suddenly my voice started cracking, then I broke out in sobs."I JUST LOVE TOY STORY THREE! LOTTO WAS ALL LIKE IM A GOOD GUY AND THEN LOTTO WAS LIKE AHHAH I TRICKED YOU IMMA BAD GUY AND WOODY WAS ALL LIKE NOOO GOTTA SAVE MY FRIENDS AND BUZZ TURNED ALL WEIRD AND MEXICAN AND THEN HE FELL IN LOVE WITH JESSIE AND JESSIE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND THEN THERE WAS-"
-meanwhile-
Bryanna's POV
My homework was overdue now, and I still didn't know how to do it. I got out of my dinner chair (it broke AGAIN. AND NO MOTHER IT WAS NOT BECAUSE I HAD 10 SERVINGS OF DESSERT.)
I was getting very desperate for help. I took my phone out of my back pocket and opened it. I scrolled through the five names i had (Dad, Jay, Liam, Mom) and found Swahili's number.
I dialed and waited, but I got sent to voicemail. I got very angry and threw my phone at the wall, where it shattered into a thousand pieces, and i threw myself onto the couch.
"MOM MY PHONE IS BROKEN!" I yelled, face planted onto the cushions.
"DID YOU SIT ON IT AGAIN?" she called back.
"NO MOM THAT WAS LAST WEEK!"
"OH! WELL DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK YET?"
"NO I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT! CAN YOU HELP ME?", I said, running into the kitchen.
"I can't I'm making dinner! Why don't you call your grandmother?"
"I don't have her number! She said she was too embarrassed her bingo friends would find out I was related to her or something..." I rolled my eyes.
"oh well what about your friend? (notice how it's singular :D) Go over to her house!" My mother replied, cutting celery up.
"Okay!" I said running outside.
Hmm should I bike or drive? Maybe i should bike... AHAHHA who am I kidding? I'm driving dawg!
I got into my car and drove down my street. "AHA! Here it is!" I said parking at the house a minute later.(Swahili's house was two houses away from mine.)
I got out and rang the doorbell.
I heard a voice inside say "Don't worry Swahili I got it! This part's too emotional for me anyways."
I heard footsteps getting louder and louder, and soon the door was opened by... JAY?
"JAY YINKLEBERG!" I screeched. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT SWAHILI's HOUSE?"
"Who's at the door Jay Yinkle-bear booboo sweetie mcKinnykins?" Swahili called from inside the house. (LOLOLOLOLOLOL OKAY SORRY I WAS JUST TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE WEIRDEST NAME I COULD LOLOLO)
I narrowed my eyes and spoke in a low, death threatening tone. "Jay Yinkle-bear booboo sweetie mcKinnykins?" I was so mad.
"Get out of my way." I growled.
"Make me."
"I WILL GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND CRUSH YOUR MOTHER!"
Knowing I was perfectly capable of this, he quickly rushed aside and let me in.
"Oh hi Bryanna!" Swahili smiled when she saw me. Oh how I loathed her. I, very angry by now, turned to the tv and threw it on the floor. Then I rolled over it until it was broken.
"BRYANNA! WHAT THE HECK?" Swahili screamed as I ran out to the door. Jay was still standing beside the door in a daze, and I punched him in the face, knocking him out before running.
I ran four feet before getting too exhausted. I sat down and rested on her front lawn for an hour or so. I pulled out a snickers bar and devoured it, and kept on eating (maybe 20 bars?). My cheeks were full when I heard Jay call out to me.
"BRYANNA!" he said.
HOW DID HE EVER FIND ME? I wildly wondered. I got up as fast as I could and started running. I was too tired however, and sat down again, crying, two inches away from where I started.
"BRYANNAAAAA!" Jay yelled, chasing after me.
"Jay Yinkle-bear booboo sweetie mcKinnykins!" Swahili screamed after HIM.
"STEVEN!" I called, just for the heck of it.
"THERE'S THAT STEVEN NAME AGAIN! WHO IS HE?"
"Why should I tell you?" I said, wiping stray tears from my eyes.
"OR ELSE I'LL PICK UP SWAHILI AND CRUSH YOU WITH HER!"
"You couldn't pick her up if you tried!" I snickered, then pulling out another Snickers bar and eating it, savoring the gooey chocolate.
Jay tried and tried, before finally admitting "Okay fine I can't."
"Told you." I rolled my eyes, sucking chocolate off the tips of my fingers.
Jay's eyes darted around the area, then, with an evil grin on his face, said "I'll take away your Snickers."
"I'LL TELL I'LL TELL!" I screamed, bursting into tears.
(By the way, in case you're wondering where Swahili is, let's just says she fell asleep.)
"A while back, Steven and I were dating. He wanted to keep it a secret though, and I didn't know why. Until our fourth date, when we were at a donut shop. I was stocking up for the day, and Steven was with me. However, his mom suddenly showed up. Steven was too embarrassed to be seen with me, and he jumped into a lake saying his mother was going to laugh at him for dating such a fat loser, but I know that was just an excuse. But anyway, he never even said goodbye."I said, flashing back. "On the bright side, he turned up three months later! But whenever I tried to talk to him, he would sprint into a lake, or a bush, or a tree or something."
Jay patted me. "It's okay, and I understand now. I'm sorry for being such a jerk."
"Forgiven." I replied, but being clumsy, I slipped and fell on a sleeping person.
Swahili suddenly woke up and said "HEY WHATCHU TWO KIDS DOING ON MY LAWN? GET OFF!" (she's uhhh suffering from memory loss now.)
"Swahili?" Jay said, looking as confused as I felt.
"WHO'S SWAHILI? IM HANNAH MONTANA! Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone!" Swahili, err I mean Hannah, opened her eyes wide. "Y'all won't tell, right?"
I shook my head no.
"SWEET NIBLETS THAT'S BY JOLLY GOOD! POSSUM! You can call me Miley!" Swahili, wait no Hannah, I mean Miley, or whoever this person was said.
"Um okay..."
"YOU GET DA BESSSSSST OF BOTH WORRLDS!" whoever-she-is sang.
I was very confused, so I grabbed Jay and stuck him under my arm, and I ran as fast as I could away. Fueled on all my Snickers, I made it to my house.
"Thanks." Jay said. "She was freaking me out. Anyways, I think we should go out somewhere to make up for the ferris wheel."
"Okay", I smiled, "where are we going?".
"We're going to..."
