A/N: lol that last chapter was quite amazing lol… but now I have no idea where to start this chapter off, but ya'll know I probably did figure out a way if there is some text below this sentence. Anyways, sorry for not posting in like forever but yah. Lol Phineas kept on telling me to update and stuff hahah. anyways…. I dunno even what to say im really tired lol but whatevs so im just gonna end this note in a really awkward way riiight here…

~Ferb (btw the song is by Stewie Griffin)

After watching the WIB, I walked through the exit of the theatre thanking the stars that I remembered to bring butter, because God knows im too fat to fit through doorways. I walked like two feet before some guy tapped me on the shoulder.

"WHAT?" I whirled around.

"HELLO DER." Jay Yinkleberg winked at me.

"OMG WHY ARE YOU SO STALKERISH?" I kicked him in the shins and he fell over.

"What was that for?" he yelled.

"CUZ YOU WOULD RATHER DATE DAVID TENNANT THAN ME?"

"Well, You can't blame me. You're not the most attractive nor thinnest person out there."

A lightbulb went off in my head as I came up with the most brilliant plan ever. I pressure-pointed Jay and he blacked out, hopefully for an hour or two. Then I pulled out mounds of snickers from who knows where, and stuffed them in my mouth, slowly gaining weight. After a few hours, Jay awakened to see my face full of Snickers.

"WHAT THE-"he screamed, and then I executed the final part of my brilliant plan. I rolled over him, until he was probably half-dead, and when I was done, ate more Snickers as a reward. Afterwards, I waddled out of the theatre, and into my mom's truck. I sat in the trunk and my mom drove away.

Back at home, I fell asleep sprawled on the carpet, until a "DING DONG!" woke me up. I put on my Crocswith sweat socks of course, and opened the door.

"HEY DUR GURFEND WHATCHU DUIN IN DA HOUSE TANITE?" Liam asked.

"Umm not much… You?"

"I JUST WAAAASHED MY HAY-AIR." Liam winked, then with the pokerest poker face I've ever seen, "FEEL IT." He demanded.

"Umm okay….. OW WHAT THE HECK WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO WEIRDLY SPIKY? IT FEELS LIKE A PINEAPPLE!"

"Oh I used alllllll of my hair gel on it. YOU LIKKKKE?"

I pulled a pineapple from my back pocket and stabbed it with a knife.

"THAT'S HOW I FEEL." I said, in a deep voice. "HURHURHURHURHURHURHUR."

"WELL I HATE YOUR CROCS!" Liam screamed, shutting the door.

Then, Jay Yinkleberg came out of the closet. Literally, not metaphorically. "JAY WHAT THE HECK GET OUT!" I screamed.

"NO! I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU I'M DUMPING YOU FOR SOMEONE ELSE!"

"Who?!"

Suddenly, Kendall Luciel came out of the closet too.

"KENDALL?!"

"Yeah! I'M DUMPING YOU FOR KENDALL!"

"But KENDALL'S A GUY!"

"SOOOOO?"

"SO YOU'RE A GUY!"

"UMMM YEAH I THINK I KNOW THAT!"

"Oh so I guess you metaphorically did come out of the closet?"

"Um duhh. I thought I made it pretty obvious. Why else would I be hiding in your XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirts?"

"Good point."

"HEY!" Kendall interrupted, pulling out his clarinet.

"WHAT?!" I screamed.

"THOSE ARE MY SWEAT SOCKS!" Kendall said, snatching them off my feet.

"NOW WHAT?!" I wailed. "IM GOING TO LOOK SO STUPID WITHOUT SWEAT SOCKS WITH MY CROCS!"

Kendall stabbed at my window with his clairinet, and he and Jay, holding hands, jumped out of the hole.

"I like your Crocs", Liam winked at me from who knows where.

"GET OUT!" I screamed.

A/N: I just read this whole thing over and realized it made like no sense lol but you know… that's how life is hahaha love ya'll for reading kk bai. ~Ferb