A/N: Okay so I am sorry this took like a year to get written, but I made it. It will be a while yet again because I am going to try to participate in RADE week which starts in like twenty minutes, so... I might be a little busy this week. If you don't mind reading a little RADE action, check it out. But I know Jori's are loyal Joris and this is your OTP. MY OTP isn't even Jori but Jori is so easy to write that I do it with pleasure! and I did it here just for you!
Also I have been doing an awful Lot of Reading, and I think I will shout some of my faves out on my authors notes from now on! Today's shout out is Braxenimos and ZenNoMai's Lust Vs Love because Zen is the only one that has gotten me to read disturbing vampire stuff.
Anyway. I was kind of PMSing when I wrote this so forgive me, I wrote it a while ago so I was moody. and I finished it today so it makes more sense at the end... I liked it anyway so yeah. anyway I want you to review! Don't be shy.
Tell me what you really think. - S.K.
PMS
Today I'm not feelin' pretty
See I'm feelin' quite ugly
Havin' one of those days
When I can't make up my mind
So don't even look at me
-PMS Mary J. Blige
Perfect! Lady issues make it impossible for Tori to push the sex agenda with me. Okay, so she said she wanted to want to get to know me, right? But, look at me I'm hot! I expect her to at least try.
Thanksgiving and PMS don't mix. Mom and dad tried to make me participate, but I could feel myself behaving like a raging lunatic. It was so bad, that they finally gave up and sent me to my room.
Once I was in my room, I was in tears. Tori hadn't called me all day. This hormone driven insanity had to end.
My cell rang as I was staring it down waiting for Tori to call; but it wasn't Tori, it was Jordan. "What do you want?"
"What do you think?" She answered with a question of her own.
"Well, I'm not going."
"Why not?"
"I just don't feel like it." I growled, "plus Tori didn't call him fat and ugly it can go out looking like…" Was she laughing at me? "This isn't funny Jay."
"You are PMSing aren't you?"
"Leave me alone."
"I'm coming to get you in a few, take a Midol, and call your girl."
I decide as I put down my phone I wondered why it hadn't occurred to me to call Tori. She called me before I could call her. I was grinning like any idiot when I saw her name on my caller ID. "I'm on my way to your house, "she said after I answered.
"Good, hurry." I said actually controlling myself, when all I really wanted to do was say, Tori I miss you so much, I want you here with me to hold me and make me feel better, Like a total loon. I'm proud of myself.
I fell asleep after that. I was happy now. My insanity abated, I was able to allow that turkey to do what it was supposed to do and put me to sleep. But I suppose it wasn't long before I felt a set of lips on mine.
My eyes fluttered open, and I smiled as she pulled back. "I knew you still wanted me." I said pushing Jordan off of me.
"No! I only did that because your girlfriend over there was too chicken to do it with your parents downstairs." She said wiping her mouth off. I smirked and walked over to Tori and kissed her good; so that she didn't get mad at me for the reaction I gave when Jordan kissed me.
"Hi," I said
"I didn't believe her when she said it was only way to wake you," Tori said. "You sleep so heavily."
"All right, don't make me gag," Jordan said. "We got to go get Cat."
The three of us walked out to the driveway. Tori and I moved to sit in the back seat. I opened the door for her, and kissed her softly. "How was your thanksgiving?" I asked.
She smiled, "Really good, my family from Santa Monica came down." She sat in the car and tugged at my arm.
I began to follow, but Jordan stopped me. "Hell no, Jade."
I glared at her, "What's your problem?"
"I, Jordan, will not be playing chauffeur to a pair of horny teenage girls." She answered pointing to the front seat. "Get your ass in the front seat."
"What?" Tori asked turning her own glare onto my ex-girlfriend. I smirked; it was just so cute.
"You'll have company as soon as we get Cat." I stated.
Jordan rolled her eyes. "Girl, cat doesn't want to listen to your lip smacking anymore than I do." She retorted and got in her seat. "Now get your ass in here."
I looked at Tori and shrugged. "Sorry, she does have a point." I murmured and leaned in to kiss her.
"Come ON!" She shouted. I looked at her then back at Tori then brought her hand to my lips and kissed it.
"I hate your ex…" She mumbled.
"Give her time… she's cool once you get to know her."
After we picked Cat up, we headed down the five toward San Diego. Jordan blasted some music and as we got onto the freeway, a very familiar song started to play. One that made me blush almost as much as "Birthday Cake" did.
"Aww Shit Babe, that's our song!" Jordan said turning it up even more and grabbing my hand.
I blushed and pried my hand out of hers and turned to face out of the window. As I did so, I caught a glimpse of Tori in the mirror. "Whatever Jordan."
"Come on babe, Sing with me like we used to sing it."
"Nope," I answered.
"Jade, it's just a song." She insisted.
"Yeah Jade, It's just a song." Cat teased, as Jordan began to sing along with chris Brown.
Baby, you don't have to try to read my mind
Cause you know I wanna get it in
And tell me why would we just think about it
If you want it then I got it
She tugged at my hand to get me to participate. "Girl just drive the car," I stated but I let her hold my hand, I couldn't help it. She just would have reached out and grabbed it again. If she weren't gay I'd swear she was in love with Ace Hood.
We can be body to body
Body to body
I don't mean to rush you girl but,
We should be body to body
Body to body, body to body
I shook my head and looked back out of the window stealing Glances at Tori through the rear view mirror. It was tilted just right so that I could see her from my angle. And Jordan let go of my hand as she rapped Ace Hood's Verse taking glances at me. Just leering at me and I know it's all for Tori's benefit. Is Jordan, marking her territory much?
Uh, picture your body soaking, bath water
No panties on, come up out them leg warmers
Wrap up your hair, leave on your heels
Kissing you while I whisper, shawty how it feels
Let ya mind wonder, oh you're thinking dirty?
I was thinking you can ride me, Miss. Kentucky Derby
Why dream about it, let's take advantage.
She reached out and ran her fingers through my hair. She said she loved it that I was a white girl because she could run her fingers through my hair. She says you can't touch a black girls hair. When I pointed out that she was black, and I had my hands in her hair all the time, she told me she was different, because her hair was short. Made for touching. I loved it when she touched my hair and my eyes closed for a second. Just a second because I didn't forget my girlfriend was in the car with us… I didn't… Really I didn't.
My body on your body, hope that you can manage
Gotta moan it, damn-it, feels good
Pulling on her hair to let her know I'm still hood
Damn right, serve her the real
This year of the Ace, bet you that she know the deal
"Come on babe, sing with me." She said once the rap was over. She was still playing with my hair. I bit my lip and looked up in the mirror, and tori's eyes were looking down at her phone. I took a deep breath. I don't sing aloud but I mouth the next part of the song.
Baby, you don't have to try to read my mind
Cause you know I wanna get it in
And tell me why would we just think about it
If you want it then I got it
We can be body to body
I got a text as that part finished, and I looked down on the as Chris brown finished the chorus.
Tori: If she doesn't get your hand out of your hair right now I swear…
Body to body
I don't mean to rush you girl but
We should be body to body
Body to body, body to body
Me: It's just a song… our song.
I shot that text back as Jordan began to rap the second verse. I blushed though, but I really liked this song.
Uh, so quit ya contemplating, skip this conversation
By the way you biting on your lips just gave me confirmation
Was that Channel 5? Very sexy fragrance
Are those your real eyes
Can tell you're partially Asian
I always laugh at that last line, which is the only line that doesn't fit me according to Jordan. But not this time because I got another text.
Tori: NOT ANYMORE!
I looked back at Tori'sangry face, and It kind of turned me on. I was getting into the song now.
But I know your body got me focused, I'm just so sedated
And I guarantee I do you better than your past-n-latest
Jordan licked her lips and I bit my lip, then I stretched making Jordan look at me. She swerved a little "Watch the road dork." I mumble. Jordan laughed and kept up rapping.
Body to body, wet as Dasani
Bet if I hit your spot, then I'll make you tsunami
Change up the sheets, no time to sleep
Asked what she's thinking, she replied that I'm a beast
Yeah she replied that I'm a beast
Got it locked between the sheets and even in the streets
Tori: You have nothing to say?
I glanced back at her and smirked. Then turned my face toward the window and began to sing full on the Chris Brown part, and I texted her at the same time.
Baby, you don't have to try to read my mind
Cause you know I wanna get it in
And tell me why would we just think about it
If you want it then I got it
Me: Why does it bother you so much?
We can be body to body
Body to body
I don't mean to rush you girl but
But we should be body to body
Body to body, body to body
Tori: You're my girl, not hers.
When the hook came up, I Turned in my seat and sang it at her.
We're making love on the floor, you're kissing my tattoos
I'm pulling your hair you scream my name
Call me mommy, baby I got you
Go get in your bed and lay down, down, down
Girl, are you ready, cause I'm gonna want you face down, down, down
Right now, you fuckin' with a real freak!
I winked at her and turned to face the front and texted her back while I sang.
Baby, you don't have to try to read my mind
Cause you know I wanna get it in
And tell me why would we just think about it
If you want it then I got it
We can be body to body
Body to body
Me: Forget what I said last time… I got you when we get back to school.
I don't mean to rush you girl but
We should be body to body
Body to body, body to body
Tori: Fuck yeah… Thank you! Why not tonight?
I looked over at Jordan, she was annoyed, "What's your problem?" I asked.
"That was our song, you tainted it." She said a little pissed.
"Bitch, shut up… My girlfriend's in the car." I answered firing off another text.
Me: PMS : (
"You're right… I'm sorry, that was really rude." Jordan said apologetically.
Tori: Oh… and Thanks for what you said.
"You got Birthday Cake?" I asked with a smirk. Then I looked back at Tori who was blushing just as red as I was, and we laughed really hard.
"You ever feel like you're out of the loop, Cat?" Jordan asked after the peels of laughter ensued from the two of us.
"All the time Jay, All the time." She sighed and then perked up when she got a text from Robbie. "Wow, it must be like three am over there."
Me: That was easy enough, I lo…Love having you around.
"That boy's got it real bad for you Cat." I said as I read the next text from Tori.
Tori: I got it bad for you… I love you too.
I looked down at my phone, then looked over at Tori and smiled. We held our gaze for a long time. I had the best girl in the world.
When we got to the Border of Mexico, we saw the huge lines at the outlet mall. I hated tis. I can't tell you how much. The doors opened at midnight. And the three other girls rushed in and started grabbing all sorts of things. I sauntered over to the Fazzini outlet alone. Tori was distracted doing her own thing.
I caught a glimpse of this awesome bag that could totally replace Tori's Jank messanger bag. It had to be worth at least a grand. I pulled my mom's credit card out of my pocket. She gave it to me and I prayed that the one gift I wanted to buy was cheap enough that I don't get over my 2,500 dollar limit.
It was on sale for 600. Sweet.
Tori: Babe, where are you?
I moved over to the car and stuck the bag in there then fired off a text.
Me: The car, I don't want to be here. How are you?
Tori: Your ex is so cool… I can't believe you let her go.
Me: Jordan, stop flirting with my girl.
Jordan: LOL… No. Where the fuck are you anyway.
Me: Where are you?
Me: If she hadn't broken up with me, I wouldn't be with you right now.
Tori: This is true… I miss you come to the bookstore.
Jordan: At the bookstore.
They both sent the last text at the same time. I walked to Million Books as a pocketed my phone and I spotted Geraldo Riviera Dress at his outlet and I stared. IT was so sexy that my feet just headed in that direction. The dress in the window was the only one left. The tag read three thousand dollars for the original price. The price went down to a grand for black Friday, and because it was the last one and was on the mannequin they gave it to me for eight hundred.
Jordan: Where the fuck are you?
Me: Geraldo Riviera Sexy ass dress at the window got to have it.
Jordan: Well hurry the fuck up; your girlfriend won't let me leave here until you get here.
I walked to the bookstore and snuck up behind Tori. I kissed her neck and wrapped my arms around her. She tensed up then melted against me when she realized it was me. "Sorry, saw a pretty dress I had to have."
"You're such a girl," Tori said planting a kiss on my nose.
"You'll thank me for it later," I murmured. She blushed prettily and turned in my arms to kiss me full on.
"I've got the best gifts for Robbie!" Cat said excitedly bouncing towards us. then she noticed me and Tori and said. "Oh… I'm not totally uncomfortable."
"Come on, I have everything I need, you guys good?" Jordan asked pulling Tori off of me.
"Yeah, I'm done," Tori answered.
"Yes!" Cat exclaimed.
"I didn't even want to be here." I answered blandly running my forefinger along my lips smoothing what is left of my lipstick along with Tori's and blending the colors on my lips.
"Alright then, let's go.
