Paige

I took a bite of my burger and stared at the two vamps in front of me. The blond one, Jasper, was looking out of the window, and seemingly bored expression on his face. The dark curly haired one, Emmett, was staring at me eat, his brow furrowed slightly. I swallowed the tasty burger, and placed it on my plate.

"You two do not look like happy bunnies," I remark as I ate a chip of my plate. Ah, nothing beats ol' burger and chips from handy dinners. I loved them. Especially the ones on the high way, you know the ones? Where you get all of the freaks! Which means I'm one of them! Hey, freaks rule, don't diss.

"Your….eating…" Emmett murmured. I raised a dark eye brow.

"Yes…Am I allowed?" I asked.

"Y-Yeah…" He paused, confused. Aw, look who's all confused. I must say, it was so hard to not pat his head. "But how?"

"Quite simple really, I open my mouth and take a bite, then once its nice and chewed—"

"No, no. I mean, how are you able to digest it? We can't." Ah, yes. They can't eat, can they? It doesn't agree with them. poor sods. Missing all this great food.

"Hm…I don't know to be honest," I mused. I took another chip into my mouth, and glanced out the window of the dinner.

We had walked for a good hour, until we came into the outskirt of the town, where I had spotted this little place. It was a small shack like building, with dark wooden panels lining the walls. It was dimly lighted, but the cold morning shine was making the place look bright. The smell of cooked meat and grease was thick in the air, and I practically drooled as we came through the door.

It looked as if it was going to rain all morning, which was perfect. Rain masked smells, which was good since I was technically in hiding. And to be honest, I loved it.

It was also very beautiful, all of the green trees around seemed to glow, and glisten with drops of water covering them.

Ah, I should get a rain coat, and an umbrella! Yet, a big one…a nice…big umbrella…

"Are you finished yet?" Jasper demanded, apparently sick of staring out the window…at a bush. I frowned.

"Alright! Geez! What's got your knickers in a twist? And if you must know, yes, I am." Jasper just looked royally pissed. I listened to what he was thinking. Why do we have to baby sit this kid, Is what he was thinking. Aye! You're the kid mister! Pfft! A mere century old! He was a baby.

No. I mustn't let it get to me. I pouted slightly and glared at the blond through my long dark eye lashes.

I placed my cutlery together on the side of the plate, and sat back on the red leather covered bench. Emmett gave me a quizzical look. I smiled knowing at them.

"oh, gentlemen, you don't expect a lady to pay for her meal. Your two are my accompaniments, you don't expect me to pay, when I have no money, do you?" They were silent for a moment, when Jasper sighed angrily and grabbed the receipt, and stormed off angrily to the till on the far end of the room.

Emmett grinned at me.

"You seem to be able to piss him off, that's a talent. Even when Renesmé puked in his Stetson, he wasn't pissed."

"So as I've gathered, Mr Grumpy boots over there is a genuine Texan cowboy, hm?" I asked. Emmet eyed me suspiciously.

"How'd you know that?"

"Oh, you hear thing," I flashed him a wicked grin. His eyes widened slightly, and a little gasp escape his mouth. "What?" I asked. Did I have food on my face? Did he suddenly realise my awesomeness? Can't blame him. I am awesome.

"Your teeth!" He exclaimed, just as Jasper came back. Jasper frowned at Emmet, then to me, then back at Emmett.

"What the hell are you talking about?" He demanded in his thick Texan accent. Emmett pointed at me like you would a witch. Maybe…I've met a lot of them in my time, so I've picked up a few things.

"Her teeth! Look at em'!" Emmet said in a fluster. I raised a brow, and smiled.

"Oh? You mean these?" I questioned, and hooked my fingers on my cheeks so my pearl white teeth were in show. Jaspers eyes widened in shock, then he scowled and grabbed my arm, and pulled me outside in a hurry.

"H-Hey!" I protested, but jasper didn't stop until we were standing in the car park. "What? I was gunna finish my coke!" I explained, frustrated. I was gunna' finish it!

"You have fangs!" He exclaimed. I nodded. "Well then do not show them off to others too see!" I pouted.

"But they'll just think their fake!" I whined in protest. "It's not like nayone would believe that they were real, that would be stupid!"

"Well, surprisingly enough, they are real, and who knows, some human might eventually guess right!" He huffed and stalked off in the direction of the town.

Seven hours laterz-

"What exactly are we doing?" Emmett asked, bored. I turned to him and frowned.

"I've already told you, we are going to find me a house! I do not want to live in your house, I was my own house, understand? Someplace that I won't encounter grumpy vampires who woke up on the wrong side of the coffin!" I sent a look towards Jasper, who pretended like he wasn't even paying attention.

"Right…but there aren't just randomly going to be a house for sale. Most people that live in forks have lived here for a long time, and tend not to leave." Emmett pointed out. I growled in frustration.

"oh, I will find somewhere, you can count on that."

We walked around and I took my time looking at what little of shops that Forks had. I would have to make a journey to one of the large cities near here. where the hell was forks anyway! Honestly, I have actually been here before, but that was about 200 years ago. It had changed a lot…

Mind you, things always change. For me it seemed as though, if I even blinked, a while century seemed to pass…

"We're here." I snapped out of my thought to see be standing in front of a run down little shop. The window was mucky and cracks were around the edge of the window at the front of the shop. Inside, it was painted a nice cream with a cream carpet. Their were two desks, with swivel chairs (love them) and a computer, there were two lonely chairs at the front just behind the window, and a single book shelf. There was only one person inside, a slightly plump woman. I sniffed the air. She was in her early forties. On the sign above the window, laid the words 'Real-estate Agents.'

"Aw, no catch phrase? Its like their not even trying." I chuckled and turned to the two boys. Should I even call them that? Because they weren't human. What should it be? Male? Males. Yup/

"listen up, Males," I started. "You, um, occupy yourself, okay? Im going in there, you are not." Jasper frowned.

"What do you expect us to do?" He asked. I looked around. It must have rained earlier today, because the place was wet.

"I don't know! Go splash in a puddle or something!" I gestured around me.

"…Puddles?" Jasper asked slowly. I nodded and grinned.

"Yeah! I mean, you doesn't like Puddles!" I slapped my show in a small patch of wet making a little splash. "See? Fun. Now, stay!" I ordered and gave them a pointed look. Jasper thought I was demented, but Emmet though I was funny, mainly because he'd never seen Jasper to easily wound up by anyone before.

He growled in frustration and walked away. Emmet laughed and followed him.
I turned And opened the door, which triggered a little bell. I hated those things. It's like saying, 'hello! I'm here!' it was silly.
The plump woman at the desk looked up from what ever she was doing. She didn't smile.
"Can I help?" she asked in a dull bored voice. It's time to turn on the charm. I walked over to her desk and smiled warmly.
"Good morning," I said in a musical voice. "I would like to know if there are any houses for sale around these parts." she stared at me for a second then studied me closely. Muddy shoes, wet-ish clothes. Let's just say I didn't look the part.
"sorry," she drolled out in a robotic sounding voice. "There are no houses available." I rested my hands on the table and leaned in. I let the magic flow. I turned on my 'cowboy accent', a personal favourite of mine.

"Now, come on doll," One of the unique skills I had obtained in my time, was the ability to project pheromones. So I could make people like me, there were attracted by your whole essence, or it could be the completely opposite and people would hate you. "There must be something out there, hm?" The woman's eyes widened slightly. "Now, are you sure you couldn't give it another look?" The woman blushed . Yeah, that's right. I didn't care if their gender was male or female, why should I? when you get to be my age, you've been around the block a million times, literally. Either way, I gotta' say, its fun to seduce.

"W-well we do have some houses that aren't on immediate sale, b-but I suppose I could show them to you," She said, blushing furiously. I smiled seductively and leaned closer. This woman wasn't a lesbian. But she wasn't married. She had never been attracted to another female in her life, until now. It was quite amusing to see all the embarrassed thoughts and images that went through her mind in a fluster.

"W-well we do have some houses that aren't on immediate sale, b-but I suppose I could show them to you," She said, blushing furiously. I smiled seductively and leaned closer. This woman wasn't a lesbian. But she wasn't married. She had never been attracted to another female in her life, until now. It was quite amusing to see all the embarrassed thoughts and images that went through her mind in a fluster.
"What kind of this were you looking for?" she murmured, glancing up at me.
"Hmm...large. Yes, large. I have a lot of things," I lied. I had details of my bank cards, many of them. But apart from my clothes and the things in my pockets, I had no worldly possessions.
"Is this the kind of thing you were looking for?" the woman asked as she turned the screen around. My smile widened at the picture.
"It's perfect." she nodded happily and typed some things down.
"So, when would you like to go see it? Tomorrow?" I nodded. "Alright then, here's the address." she handed me a piece of paper that she'd just printed off.

"I will see you tomorrow," I purred and took the sheet from her. I sauntered out of the shop to search for muscles and Mr. Grump.