DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO NICKELBACK, TOKIO HOTEL, WE THE KINGS, HINDER OR THEORY OF A DEAD MAN! Even though that'd be so cool lol.

Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Shikamaru, Naruto, ECT. – 15

Akatsuki band:

Deidara (singer)– 19

Sasori (drums) – 25

Itachi (lead guitar) – 21

Pein (manager) -26

Hidan (rhythm guitar) – 26

Konan (assistant manager) – 23

(I'm not going to use the rest of them because I kind of can't think of any thing else for them to do).

StarStuck

"Ok Sakura, I'm going to ask you one more time…WHERE WERE YOU?" Ino screamed holding a flash light in Sakura's eyes like they do in those investigating shows when there trying to get information out of people.

"Jeez Ino I already told you I was getting souvenirs for my family" Sakura closed her eyes and pushed the flash light out of her face.

"YOU LIE!" Ino yelled throwing the flash light at Sakura's face.

"OWW! Ino, what the hell!"

"If you were getting souvenirs for your 'family' then where are they? Huh huh?" Ino yelled, she obviously needs a chill pill.

"Ok drama queens chill out, there is a reasonable and SAFE way to get information out of Sakura" Tenten said making sure Ino got the 'safe' part.

"Fine, whatever" Ino crossed her arms and stepped aside so Tenten could get to Sakura.

Tenten got eye level with Sakura who was currently sitting in a chair.

"OK Sakura…you left me no choice, I will tell everyone what happen last summer at gymnastics camp if you don't tell us where you really were" Tenten said whispering to Sakura who's jaw hit the floor.

"You wouldn't" Sakura growled and was now glaring at Tenten who turned around with a smile on her face.

"Hey Ino, Hinata did you wanna know what Sakura did with that male cheerleader from Sand High" Tenten said in that voice preppy girls make when they're spreading gossip.

"T-Tenten I-I real-lly don't t-think you s-should-" Hinata said.

"OMG WHAT!" of course, Ino.

"Ok, ok! I'll tell you where I was!" Sakura said now glaring at Tenten.

"Psh I don't care about that, I just want to know if you screwed that guy" Once Ino said that Tenten started swaying from left to right then walked behind Ino.

"I don't know" Tenten said in a sing song voice looking at Sakura with an innocent face, Sakura just glared.

"Ha-ha I want to know if you fucked that guy to" a voice said behind the four girls.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino screamed when she saw who it was, Deidara in all his glory and he was…holding a purse.

"I'm guessing your Ino, yea…Sakrua left your purse in my car" Deidara said laughing at the hyperventilating blonde girl. Sakura stood there with Tenten and Ino looking at her like WTF, she crossed her arms and acted calmly walking up to him.

"My bad" Sakura said looking at Deidara, smiling nervously and turned back to her friends.

Ino was starting to turn blue.

"Hey, is she ok? Yea" Deidara looked questionably at the blonde who was turning blue to purple.

"Ha-ha she's ok, she's just retarded" Tenten said roughly pushing Ino out of the way so she could get closer to Deidara.

"I'm Tenten by the way" she said extending her hand.

"Deidara" he said shaking the brunette's hand still looking at Tenten like she's a mad woman, well she kind of is.

"Oh my god" Tenten said as she was freaking out. "You're like Edward!"

I guess she was talking about his eyes.

"Ha-ha I'll take that as a complement but I'm not gay like him, yea"

"Edward is not gay" Tenten said with an 'it's so obvious' voice and face.

"Are you special too?" Deidara said looking at Hinata who hasn't said a word sense he made his self known.

"N-no" Hinata said blushing and looking down.

I don't think Deidara was convinced.

'Great now he probably thinks I'm some weird girl with even weirder friends' Sakura thought to herself sighing.

"OK then, I guess I'll see you later Sakura" Deidara said winking and smiling at her.

"K" Sakura said, doing the same, watching Deidara walk out of the hotel.

Once Deidara left Sakura turned around to see Tenten and Hinata looking at her, Ino was passed out on the couch.

"….what…the hell" Tenten said.

"Well I was actually hanging out with Deidara the whole time" Sakura said with a smile on her face.

"Jee we never would have guessed" Tenten said crossing her arms.

"What's going on with you two?" She asked going back into CSI mode.

"Hanging out" Then Sakura made a break for it and ran all the way up to her room.

"Sakura Haruno! Get back here!" Tenten yelled running after her. Hinata just sweat dropped at her friends' behavior. She was interrupted with her thoughts when she heard Ino moan.

"He-he of course you can rub my pinky toes Mr. Bunny" Ino said giggling at Mr. Bunny.

Hinata just sighed…some friends she has.


Deidara stood at FGN Records debating if he should go in or not, he wanted to but he was just afraid they'd kick him out for thinking they would take him back so easily.

But he needed to talk to the guys and he'd be damned if he is going to let a bunch of stupid security guards kick his ass out.

With new found confidence he walked right in only to be greeted by the chest of a tall muscular man…or hulk.

"Who do you think you are walking in here like you own the place" jeez he even sounds like hulk.

'He must be new, yea' Deidara thought.

"I'm Deidara, you know? The Akatsuki's lead singer, yea" Deidara said. Before he knew it he was picked up by the shirt and was chucked out the door.

"I know no Deidara" the hulk man said going back inside.

"I didn't ask if you knew me you freakish hulk-man" Deidara said standing up. He looked around trying to find a way inside without having to deal with that thing.

Then he remembered the latter that lead to the discussion room's closet. Which was right across from Akatsuki's recording studio where they most likely are.

Deidara started walking only to see the stairs pulled up about 10 feet.

"Ok know I just need to remember how to get up there, yea" he thought for a minute then sighing.

"Come on there's got to be a way" he said, he looked around and found a huge box. Deidara walked over to it and examined it.

"Hmm it seems tall enough" he said grabbing it only to have about 50 rats run his way.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Deidara started running and before he knew it he was on the stairs.

"Well I guess that turned out well" he said laughing as he started climbing.

After about 5 minutes of climbing and constant 'don't look down' Deidara finally reached the door he was looking for.

"Why the latter leads to the closet I'll never know, yea" Deidara said opening the door.

'It's probably how he gets his whore's out when his wife comes for unexpected visits' he thought to his self.

Deidara tried opening the door but it wouldn't budge.

"Damn" he whispered and started beating the door more and more because of his claustrophobia.


"Did you guys here that" Pein said causing the rest of the Akatsuki to shut up.

Bang

Mumble

Bang

Mumble

Bang

Mumble

"What the hell was that" Hidan said starting to freak out, so were the rest of them except for Sasori who started to make things worse.

"I saw this in a movie once, 5 helpless friends who where in a band, they heard a noise just like that so they went to go check it out…" Sasori trailed off, trying not to smirk at there faces.

"W-what happens next?" Konan said gripping a pillow.

"They die"and just about that time the lights went out and everyone started screaming.

"WHERE ALL GONA DIE! FUCKING DIE!" Hidan yelled only to be laughed at by Sasori.

When the lights cut back on the Akatsuki looked over to see a laughing Sasori by the light switch.

"You little bustard" Hidan said while Itachi just rolled his eyes at his friends' childish behavior.

Bang

Mumble

Bang

Mumble

Bang

Mumble

"There it is again" Itachi said getting up from his seat.

"It sounds like its coming from the boss's room." Itachi said looking back at them. They got up and started walking to the boss's office.

When they got in the room they started looking around scared that something is going to jump out and eat there brains any second now.

Hidan looked around and spotted something leaving the rest of the group.

"Omg where did Hidan go?" Konan said starting to get scared.

"Maybe he got eated" Sasori said trying to freak her out.

"Sasori is 'eated' even a word" Pein said only to get a shrug from Sasori.

"OK I'm back" Hidan said only to make the rest of them jump, even Pein.

"Hidan is that a lightsaber?" Itachi said sweat dropping.

"Yes, I'm going to use it to defeat the monster" Hidan said getting in front of the group.

"Do you really think you can scare someone with a lightsaber?" Konan said.

"I will if I use the force" Hidan said while turning the on button making it glow a bright blue color. There was another moan that came from the closet that made then jump

They started walking up to the closet and when Hidan put his hand on it he held his fingers up, counting down to 5 really slowly. Itachi just rolled his eyes and pushed him out of the way, Itachi opened the door only to have Hidan run in there with a battle cry with his lightsaber.

"AHHHHHHH…oh wait its just Deidara" Hidan said turning off the lightsaber.

The Akatsuki looked and was that it was Deidara was sitting on the ground looking like Hidan had two heads.

"See I can scare people with the force!" Hidan said to Konan who glared at him.

"What are you doing here Deidara?" Pein said while Deidara got up and walked up to them.

"I just wanted to talk, yea"

"Well start talking" Pein said taking a seat everyone fallowed suit.


"When do you think she'll wake up" Sakura said along with Tenten and Hinata looking at Ino's sleeping form.

"I don't know she's been out for a while" Tenten said.

"M-maybe s-she will in a-a l-little bit" Hinata looked at the sleeping girl then at her friends.

"I think I know something that will wake her up" Sakura said holding up her fist and hit Ino in the nose.

"Oww forehead! What the hell!" Ino said holding her nose while glaring at Sakura who just stuck her tongue at her.

"I had the best dream you guys first Deidara came to give Sakura her purse back for some reason then a bunny started rubbing my pinky toes…" Ino said, Tenten just sweat dropped at her friend.

"Well the thing about Deidara wasn't a dream Ino" Tenten said smirking while Sakura glared at her.

"OMG Sakura you traitor! YOU are ruining the chance for Deino!" Ino said pointing a finger at Sakura.

"Deino?" Tenten, Sakura and Hinata asked at the same time.

"Deidara and Ino" Ino said in a 'it's so obvious' voice.

"Yea? Anyway how about we go get some shopping done" Sakura said standing up.

"Yes!" Ino said getting up as well.

"But we just went shopping 3 day's ago" Tenten said which made the two girls look at her like she was crazy. Tenten sighed while she and Hinata fallowed the two girly girls out side.


"So?" Deidara said looking hopefully at his friends.

"Well of co-" Pein started before Hidan interrupted him.

"We need a minute to discuss this situation" he said pulling them into a huddle.

"Hidan why are we doing this? Deidara already knows where going to accept him back" Itachi said looking at Hidan like he's stupid.

"I just want to see him squirm" Hidan said as the rest of them rolled there eyes and went back to there chairs.

"As I was saying before I was interrupted…Well of course we'll take you back" Pein said suddenly he was pulled into a hug by Deidara.

"Group hug!" Konan said pulling the rest of the Akatsuki in too.

"It's good your back Deidara we need a new song and no one can think of anything good" Itachi said, Deidara just smirked.

"We'll your in luck…I've been working on one, yea"

"Well let's go back to the recording room and get to work" Pein said.

-3 hours later-

"Ok everyone now it's time to record" Pein said while the others got ready to play.

"I think this could be there best yet" Konan said grinning at Pein.

It's never enough to say I'm sorry
It's never enough to say I care
But I'm caught between what you
Wanted from me, and knowing
If I give that to ya
I might just disappear.
(Not Meant To Be – Theory Of A Deadman)

Nobody wins when everyone's losing

Oh, it's like

One step forward and two steps back
No matter what I do you're always mad
And I can't change your mind,

Oh, it's like

Trying to turn around on a one way street
I can't give you what you want
And it's killing me and I, I'm starting to see
Maybe we're not meant to be

It's never enough to say I love you
No, it's never enough to say I try
It's hard to believe that's there's
No way out for you and me
And it seems to be,
The story of our life

Nobody wins when everyone's losing

It's like one step forward and two steps back
No matter what I do you're always mad
And I can't change your mind, oh

It's like trying to turn around on a
One way street. I can't give
You what you want and it's killing me
And I, I'm starting to see
That maybe we're not meant to be

There's still time to turn this around
Should we be building this up
Instead of tearing it down
But I keep thinking
Maybe it's too late.

It's like one step forward
And two steps back,
No matter what I do
You're always mad
And I, can't change your mind, oh

It's like tryin to turn around
On a one way street
I can't give you what you want
And it's killing me and I,
I finally see,
Baby that we're not meant to be

It's like one step forward,
And two steps back,
No matter what I do
You're always mad,
And I, Baby I'm sorry to see,
Maybe that we're not meant to be

"That was great you guys!" Konan said.

Deidara just nodded and started out for the door.

"Deidara where you going?" Sasori said

"I got something I got to do, yea" Deidara said walking out.


"That was some major shopping" Ino said plopping down on their couch surrounded by shopping bags.

"Yea I know I'm totally wiped…well goodnight chick" Sakura said walking into her room.

"Night!"

Sakura walked into her room and turned on the lights only to find Deidara on her bed looking threw her 'National Cheer Squad' photo album.

"What are you like my stalker now?" Sakura said putting her hands on her hips.

"Not at all, I just asked you friend Twotwo or something like that…what your room number was, yea" Deidara said not looking up from the book.

"It's Tenten" Sakura said walking toward the bed and sat down.

"Yea yea…you know, you look really sexy in that cheerleading uniform" Deidara said finally looking up at Sakura.

"Why thank you…you don't look so bad yourself" Sakura said getting closer to him every second.

"Really now?" Deidara smirked and started to move closer as well.

They started making out with Sakura's hands in his hair and Deidara's on her lower back. His hand started to travel lower but before he could reach her ass he was interrupted when the door was thrown open.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

Well shit…


Sorry it took so long to update...honestly I forgot about because of a lot of stuff has been going on. Like summer and drama, lots and lots of drama.

Anyway R&R :)