A-yo! I'm back! Apologies for going MIA. Life happened. *waves white flag in surrender*
I must say I'm thoroughly amused that almost all of you are asking for Alice and Jasper. WHAHA Let's see...
30.
Sadly, my plan was ruined by Emmett who kept on bickering me into playing chess with him. Four more games – which I won consecutively – and two more dreadful hours later, he finally gave up and ran to his mommy, pun intended.
Now, I'm just sprawled on the couch, eating Rose's cheesecake, the wallet forgotten. Oh, well, there are other ways to do it.
"How's the cake?" asks Rose, jerking her head to my hand, and sits beside me, rubbing her stomach like it's the most normal mannerism ever.
I chew a forkful. "Ishgood."
"Irie," we both say at the same time before bursting into laughter. As we ride down our laughter, I shake my head nostalgically while she gasps and suddenly picks her phone to type away something.
"So…" She eyeballs me. "How are things with Edward?"
My contented smile warps into a scowl. "Next question, please."
She rolls her eyes. "How about this - what can you say about your whole stay here with him while we haven't arrived yet?"
I groan, throwing my arms up in frustration. "Why the hard questions?"
"What? What's wrong with my questions? They're perfectly fine!" she protests.
"Don't you have any other questions except for those?" I ask another one before she starts talking again. "Anything that doesn't include the name 'Edward'?"
"Hmm… let's see…" She pretends to think about it, tapping her chin with her finger. "Oh, I know. Do Alice and Jasper know you've been married and divorced to their best man?" I look at her incredulously. She raises her brows. "Hey, I didn't say his name."
I push myself further into the couch until my body slumps. "No. And I think I'd like to keep it like that… at least, for now."
She sighs and does the same action. "Well, it's your life. Just don't include me in your problem if Shitstorm Alice hits."
I snort. "I'll try."
Hmm... one thing I always say and remember: Never expect from someone who's not sure or is just forced to do something. They make shit shittier.
