Yumiko: Hey minna! I have an announcement:

I Have common terms soooo idk. if the valentines chapter will be here next weekend...BUT I SWEAR I'LL TRY!

Ikuto: LIES! ALL OF THEM!

Yumiko: NUH-UH!

Amu: Disclaimer: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of it's characters

Yumiko: If I did, Amu and Ikuto would already have like a bajillion kids by now.


The noise died down as the sun rose up. Seven teens were asleep on the floor,with massive headaches and no memory of what happened.

Amu's POV:

Urrg...My head fucking kills!
And there's some retard blowing air in my face...wait...

I opened my eyes and I noticed my vision was blurry as shit.

Once I finally got back my vision back,I looked in front of me. There, I saw a passed out Ikuto. I realized I was on-top of him, and he had his hands on my..my..MY BUTT!?

I felt my face get hot as I gazed down at the sight.

''Ikuto!'' I yelled right in his face.
Ikuto flickered his eyes open.

He leaned his head up and smiled as he saw me

''Morning sunshine'' He said.

''WHAT THE HELL'S SO SUNNY ABOUT YOUR HANDS ON MY ARSE!'' I yelled embarrassed.

Ikuto ignored me and continued to tease me.

''You know, this is a pretty erotic position...'' He started.

''Ikuto...'' I said warningly.

''Don't go ther-Ah!'' Before I could finish Ikuto was grinding his hips up against my body.

''S-Stop it Ikuto!'' I yelled at him.

''You say no but your body says YES!'' He said laughing.

I was forced to use my last resort. Yup...you guessed it...I kneed him in the balls.

''Ugh...my happy....sacks....'' Ikuto managed to say in a high-pitched voice before he let me go.

I got off the bar's counter and walked around.

Ikuto POV:

As soon as the feeling started to come back in my balls, I got off the counter and walked behind Amu.

Every time I took a step the pain from where Amu kneed me, You know, the place that stores 'unborn children' would just increase .
I glared angrily at her behind her back.

Amu suddenly stopped in front of me.

''Yo...what's the hold up?,'' I asked her, while putting my chin on her shoulder.

Amu simply pointed to the sight in front of I gazed down to where she had pointed, I noticed she had a disgusted look on her soon as I saw where she had pointed, I started laughing my ass off.

Because there, was Nagihiko and Kukai cuddling each-other in there sleep.

''I KNEW NAGIHIKO WAS GAY!,'' I said as I laughed. Amu only nudged me in the rib-cage as a response.

''Why the violence Amu?,'' I started.

''First my baby-maker now my rib-cage?,'' I said while rubbing where she nudged me.

Amu rolled her eyes at me then bent down next to Nagihiko. That didn't necessarily make me angry. What made me angry though, was Amu stroking his hair, while lightly shaking him to wake-up , AND she was smiling! dude, boyfriend right here!

Normal POV:

Nagihiko's eyes flickered open, only to be greeted to Amu's beautiful honey-colored eyes and bright smile.

''A-Amu-chan?'' He said dazed.

Amu giggled.

''Glad to see your awake!,'' she said while giving him another smile.

Nagihiko just smiled half-heartedly at her. Ikuto knelt down next to Amu, interrupting the whole 'smile fest'

''Yeah, we're happy to see you awake instead of spooning with Kukai,'' Ikuto said in a bored-tone.

Nagihiko paled. ''We didn't...'' He trailed off.

Ikuto stifled a laugh and kept his face serious.

''But you DID,'' Ikuto said while pointing to Kukai.

Nagihiko groaned and stood up.

''What happened last-night anyway?'' He questioned.

''That's what we're trying to figure out,'' Amu said while pointing to herself and Ikuto.

''Well, what about Kukai?,'' Ikuto Interrupted.

''Let him sleep...'' Nagihiko said while putting on a disgusted face.


Amu,Nagihiko, and Ikuto walked around some more,noticing beer bottles, along with some puke everywhere. Amu noticed a camera on the ground. She picked it up and called Ikuto and Nagihiko over.

''Check the video's first,'' Ikuto said.

''Got it,'' Amu said while clicked the 'menu' button.

There was about three videos, all of them about 5-10 minutes long.

Amu clicked on the first one.

There, in the video, you could see someone's feet. Said person, picked up the camera.

''Nice job Kukai, you dumbass, you dropped it.'' That was apparently Ikuto.

Ikuto's hair was all-messed and his shirt was shifted in an awkward way.

Ikuto started turning the camera in awkward angles, trying to figure out if it was on.

He pointed the camera at himself.

''Is t-this thing o-on?,'' He questioned.

''Anyways, t-this is mah gurl (XD) Amu,'' Ikuto started.

''And to prove no one can take her from me, we will have an appropriate...make-out..session'' Ikuto then turned to a red-faced Amu, which was probably from the beer. Ikuto then proceeded to make-out with Amu in front of the camera. Ikuto, apparently got tired of holding the camera and let it drop. Still in view of the camera, was Amu and Ikuto's feet. Soon, you could see Amu's legs starting to shake and wobble. Ikuto and Amu then fell on the floor with Ikuto on top still kissing. After minutes of watching them make-out it ended.

When it ended, Amu,Nagihiko, and Ikuto all had different expressions plastered on the faces. Nagihiko's was one of disgust. Amu's was one of embarrassment. And Ikuto's was one of approval. Ikuto just smirked and kept nodding his head with his arms folded across his chest.

Amu quickly clicked the next video. Again, it was Ikuto filming. But this time, he was walking around just filming random stuff.

''Okay,let's go see what everyone's up too,'' Ikuto started. The camera was pointed in front of him getting a view of the wall. Ikuto abruptly stopped in his tracks.

''AW SICK, I JUST STEPPED IN SOME FUCKING PUKE!'' Ikuto yelled.

''That's just jibberific.'' Ikuto quickly wiped his foot on the ground and continued walking.

''Oh, hell-o'' Ikuto said , dragging out the 'L' and 'O'. Apparently, he had come into view of Amu who was looking worriedly down at Kukai.

''What's wrong Amu-koi?,'' He said Seductively.

''Ku-chan...'' She sniffed.

''He had too much to drink,'' She said looking at the camera sadly.

''Pfft, pussy,'' Ikuto retorted.

''Here, hold the camera Amu'' Ikuto handed Amu the camera to Amu.

Amu pointed the camera to Ikuto.

''Watch this,'' He said to the camera. Amu then pointed the camera to Kukai laying on the ground. Then, Ikuto's legs came into view. Ikuto stood over-top of Kukai's face, and squatted down repeatedly.

''HAHAHA! T-BAG,'' Ikuto yelled while laughing. On the other side of the camera, you could here Amu giggling, the video then ended.

Ikuto smacked the palm of his hand against his fore-head, and started laughing.

Amu glared at him, and clicked the last video.

Amu was filming this time, walking around to film nothing in particular.

She then video-taped Nagihiko Sitting in a chair, with Utau behind him braiding his hair, with scissors in her pocket.

''Utau-chan,'' Nagihiko started.

''Why are you braiding my hair?,'' He questioned lazily.

''Because! the unicorn leader said I need to have my own unicorn tail if I wanna go frolicking with them!'' She giggled.

''But first, I'm gonna braid it and make it all pretty before I cut it off!'' She said while smiling.

Nagihiko just stared ahead with half-open eyes. His expression soon turned into a happy one.

''Yay! I'm helping!'' He cheered.

Amu then pointed the camera in front of her. There, she saw Kukai and Tadase cheering Ikuto on as he went under the beer keg, chugging down as much beer as he could.

''CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!'' They repeated over, and over.

Finally Ikuto stood up with his arms in the air.

''I am the beer king! PRAISE ME!,'' He yelled.

Kukai and Tadase continued to cheer. Ikuto walked forward a bit until he noticed Amu filming him. He walked over smirking at her.

''Come here, baby'' Amu shriek in delight and giggled. The camera then faced the ceiling, with noises in the back round of what appeared to be moans. The video then ended.

''Well, atleast we know SOME of the stuff that happened'' Nagihiko said.

''Hey, what about pictures?,'' Ikuto asked.

Amu nodded, then proceeded to check the first picture was of Amu and Ikuto, sitting in chairs kissing. Apparently, Ikuto noticed they were being photographed because in the next picture, was Ikuto and Amu in the same place only Ikuto, was smiling wide at the camera while holding up a beer bottle. In the next picture was of Nagihiko and Kukai, who were passed out and cuddling each other.

''DELETE THAT NOW!'' Nagihiko yelled.

''Why? It's beautiful!'' Ikuto Exclaimed.

Amu laughed with Ikuto.

''Yeah Nagihiko! it's art!'' Amu and Ikuto continued to laugh.

After flipping through 150 pictures , they finally got all the proof they needed.

''Well,'' Ikuto started.

''We're fucked aren't we?,'' Ikuto questioned looking at Amu.

Amu nodded. Nagihiko looked around the room.

''Well, let's wake everyone up and clean up this mess...'' Nagihiko said.

Amu and Ikuto agreed. Before Amu could walk off, Ikuto grabbed her arm and whirled her around so she was facing him.

''I didn't get a good morning kiss,'' Ikuto said while pouting.

Amu giggled at his childish actions and gave him a short but passionate kiss on the lips.


Yumiko: :D?

Ikuto: PFFT HAHAHAHA I T-BAGGED KUKAI!

Yumiko: I laughed so hard while writing that...xD

Amu: What's the next story gonna be about?

Yumiko: VALENTINES! ;D

Ikuto: WEWT!

Amu: Better get me some damn chocolate Ikuto...

Ikuto: You're too fat already...

Amu: IKUTO!!!

Ikuto: Please R+R before I get murdered.

Le fin~