Nine Billion Dollar Heist
*Co-authored with Lives in Dreams and TRDancer. They are my better thirds* (Yes, I will say this the whole story. Get used to it. :P
Chapter Five: Airport Strip
"I did, it's not my fault you got drunk and wanted to get off with the exchange student." –Jasper
JPOV
We drove to the airport, parked, got on the plane, got to Vegas and the sun hit us. Then we sparkled.
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(The Real Chapter)
Alice was going to hit her head off the bloody car ceiling and I was going to have an 'I told you so' moment.
"Alice, calm down. You've been on a plane before."
"Yeah, I know but we've never been to Vegas and this is the biggest thing we've ever done!" She jumped up too high this time and did hit the car roof, and instead of having my sweet 'I told you so' moment, I was worried. Typical.
"Wow Alice, are you okay?" I pulled to the side of the road. Geez, now we were going to be late, and I was going to be victim of an 'Eddie attack'.
She was still clutching her head, "Yeah, no thanks to you. Why'd you have to buy this dumb car anyway?" Okay, no one insults my Enzo, it's just a law.
"Hey, I did tell you not to. But would you listen, no. It's not my fault."
"Just shut up and drive, we're going to be late. Again."
Everyone was waiting for us outside the terminal, and yeah, we were late again. But we are always late so everyone was used to it anyways. We still had something like five hours until we left anyway so we were fine.
"You and me baby aint
nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery
channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but
mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin
horny now"
Em's ringtone, it's funny and all, but the amount of stares we were getting. Not to mention the parents that were giving us death glares and holding their children's ears. Okay, it was funny but I'd never admit that to him.
"Emmett, will you please shut that thing up? People are beginning to stare," Rosalie death whispered.
"That guy didn't, oh wait he just looked," Emmett tried to defend.
"Just answer it!" More death whispering.
"Fine!" He flipped his phone over and answered, "Hello?"
"OHMYGOD!! IT REALLY IS YOU! DO YOU REMEMBER ME! I'M THAT SCOTTISH EXCHANGE STUDENT YOU SLEPT WITH AND SAID YOU'D COME VISIT!"We could all hear the screams, Rosalie was going to be pissed, but the rest of us doubled over in laughter.
"Eh, eh. Wrong number!" He snapped the phone shut and threw it into the nearest bin, but he missed and it started to go off again.
This cause as to all-except Rosalie- laugh harder and Alice fell into me hard, before we both hit the ground with her on top of me.
"Emmett, is there something you're not telling me?" Rosalie asked all sweet like.
"No babe, I promised I'd tell you everything."
Bella was already over to us, helping Alice up off of me and Emmett was walking towards me to help me, and I knew it was time for one of our 'silent conversations'. Okay, they weren't so much silent but we hoped no one else could hear us.
"You were supposed to delete me off of the internet," he whispered.
"I did, it's not my fault you got drunk and wanted to get off with the exchange student." I hadn't really deleted him off of the internet, he just had so many accounts that I got bored after awhile.
"It's not my fault that she didn't follow the student exchange sex rules."
"You just made that up. 'Sides, it's not my fault. Fix the mess yourself."
"Some best friend you are." They were now starting to stare, so we had to stop there. Damn, I had a really good insult for him.
We were inside the building and standing in a queue. Standing in a queue with Emmett is the worst thing in the world you're subject to his crappy 'all so funny' jokes. But it's not as bad as standing in a queue with Emmett with a pissed off Rosalie. That is worse, though it could jeopardize the entire plan. When Rose is mad at Emmett it can last for months. Clearly being able to read my mind with his 'mind reading' abilities Edward turned towards them and spoke.
"You two better make up or you are not coming, you got that!"
"It'll take more than a fight to stop me cumin." Emmett sniggered.
"You're disgusting you know that," Edward replied and wrapped an arm around Bella.
"Ewww, Edward, your wet."
That sent as all down laughing lane.
Oh no. We'd forgotten about the increase in security. No, we weren't terrorists or extremist. We didn't have any illegal substances on us, or weapons. We were all perfectly legal. But we had Emmett.
"Will you please remove all shoes and belts?" A security guy asked us. Here it comes.
"Ah, guys, normally I don't strip for free but this one is on the house. Jazz, Eddie, wanna join me?"
"Yeah, sure, why not." I started to remove my shoes and belt, but the way we were doing it made us look like a bunch of strippers and finally Edward joined in.
"Sir, please stop." It was an affinitive tone, one you didn't want to mess with. Edward and I stopped and stepped back, but in true Emmett style, Emmett continued and started to hum stripper music.
"Sir, stop now."
"Why? You're enjoying this."
The guy whispered to the other guy and they both moved at the same time, grabbing him by the armpit and dragging him out of here.
The third, quiet security guard spoke. "Any of you want to try some funny business if not, hurry up and get through."
We all rushed through, trying to be the first one. None of us wanted to go where Emmett was.
We were in the waiting area; we weren't waiting for the plane – no, we were on our final call for that- we were waiting for Emmett to get back from wherever he was. If we hadn't made that stupid rule of 'no one gets left behind', we'd already be on the plane eating fancy shrimp. Then we saw him sauntering over, his clothes and hair messed up –kinda like how he looked after he spent some time with Rose- and a bag over his shoulder. He was taking his sweet time. Getting restless, Edward and Bella stood up, but Bella turned to someone and they were carrying a tray of leftover food and drinks. Bella walked right into it and the waiter dropped everything right on top of her. It wasn't a pretty sight. There was spaghetti hanging over her head, she was soaked because of the water and soda. Egg was sticking to her along with other things. I repeat, not a pretty sight.
"Oh shit, I can't go on the plane like this!" Bella moaned, and the rest of us groaned. We couldn't be late for this flight!
"Come on, Bella, it's not that bad. You can get changed on the plane. Everything will be fine. I promise." Edward tried to dazzle her, but if I've learned one thing, you can't make them look a state without a tantrum.
"But then I have to sit through take off with all of this over me and it will stink up the plane."
I saw Rosalie and Emmett start to sneak toward the plane; there was no way I would be left to face this, Alice or no Alice. So I nudged her in the side and indicated towards them and we made our escape.
Technically, we weren't breaking the 'no one gets left behind' rule because we were following rule number 3; 'Let couples sort out their own arguments'. Yeah, we had rules for everything.
Finally we were on the plane and Bella was still complaining. But she was right, she stunk—really badly. We were strapped in and ready to go. Next to me Alice was sucking hard on her lollipop and I swear I could hear Emmett do the same. I would be sucking on one but those things are bloody hard, it broke at least five teeth last time. So never again will I suck a lollipop. I was pushed back by the force of the thrust and you could hear Emmett counting down.
"5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Blast off!" And we were in the air.
The seat belt sign was off and so was Bella. Trailing after her was Alice.
"And then there was four." Emmett sniggered, I figured Rosalie couldn't be arsed with it, so she left too.
"And then there was three." Edward was at the window side and was trapped in place. But that didn't stop him, as he climbed over the chair and left me with Emmett. I started to panic, normally I'd put up with him but he was being an annoying jerk today. No way was I babysitting him.
"Hey, wait for me! You can't leave me with him!" I was crawling over Emmett trying to get out. Not the smartest of things considering we were in first class and all the suited up business men and women were staring at me. I showed them the shy grin and they looked away, though some were staring at me in ways that made me want to shiver.
I walked up to the end of the bowing 747 and there was the gang sitting in a corner talking. Bella was changed and everyone was content, I didn't want to ruin it and I nearly walked back to Emmett until Alice spotted me and skipped over and dragged me over. We sat down and I kissed her softly, whilst pulling her onto my lap and wrapping my arms securely around her. Yeah, right now I was glad Emmett wasn't here, even Eddie and Bella were getting intimate. And we all just talked about stuff.
