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Ikuto: Where's Yumiko?

Amu: She has a cold... T.T

Ikuto: Yes, I'm writing the chapter!

Amu: Oh god...


Amu crawled to Ikuto seductively, moving her hips as she made her way to him. She stopped in front of his feet.

''Ikuto, you're so sexy...take me, my sex god!''

Ikuto smirked and picked her up. He threw her on the bed and ripped off their clothes, he then began to-


Amu: HELL NO!

Ikuto: AW, NO FUN.

Amu: I'm writing the story!


Amu walked into Ikuto's room, only to find him kissing another guy.

Ikuto looked at her startled.

''I'm sorry Amu, I realized, I'm gay!-''

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Ikuto: Give me that keyboard! I AM NOT GAY!

Amu: Hey! I'm writing the story! Get lost!

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Yumiko: I'm back! I was taking nasty medicine for my throat D; So what's going on here?

Ikuto+Amu: NOTHING.

Yumiko: Uh, okay. Btw, thank you Ikuto's Maid for the very encouraging and very adorable review! Our only review on last chapter (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Amu: But, you still get alot of emails about people favoriting ur story and you as an author

Yumiko: Ik! I love those emails too! :]

Ikuto: Disclaimer: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of its characters.


Amu jumped up from the couch. She waved her hands in front of her in a panicked matter.

''M-M-Mama! P-Papa!'' Amu screeched.

''Onee-chan's got a boyfriend!'' Ami repeated in a sing-song voice. She skipped towards Ikuto as she hummed. She jumped on him.

''Hey! I've seen this guy before!'' Ami yelled as she looked at Ikuto.

Amu smacked the palm of her hand on her fore-head.

'Great...' She thought sarcastically.

'Now they're going to find out about that.'

''WHAT,'' Her father yelled. He ran over to Amu.

''Ami's already met him and we haven't!?''

Amu rolled her eyes.

''You've met him before!'' She stated.

''That may be true, but you never told us you were this intimate!'' Her father accused.

Amu's cheeks blazed red.

''I-I-I-Intimate!? It was a simple kiss!'' Amu yelled, frustrated with her father.

Amu's mother simply walked towards the kitchen. She waved at Ikuto before leaving. He smiled and waved back.

''M-MAMA!?'' Tsumugu yelled, trailing after his wife into the kitchen all while sobbing.

Amu sighed. She turned back around to face Ikuto. Her jaw dropped.

There was Ikuto, tickling her little sister.

''W-WAH!'' Ami yelled giggling. Ikuto laughed before turning his head up to Amu while still tickling Ami. He smirked. Amu rolled her eyes before taking a seat next to Ikuto.

Ami sat up, and tackled Ikuto into a hug.

''No fair! Ami wants Ikutwo to be her boyfriend!''

Amu burst out laughing. Ikuto glared at her, obviously not liking the way Ami said his name.

With Ami snuggling up against Ikuto, Amu thought he looked more fatherly.

''I don't know if Amu would like me being your boyfriend, Ami.'' Ikuto told her.

Amu laughed again. ''I don't mind.''

Ikuto glared at her. He wanted her to help him get out of this!

''Really!?'' Ami beamed.

Amu waved them off. ''Sure, sure.''

At that moment, Amu's parents came back into the living room.

Midori nudged her husband.

''W-Well, we decided to give Ikuto a chance...so...'' He trailed off.

Midori pinched his ear. ''A-AH! W-We decided to k-keep him over f-f-for dinner! OW!'' He yelled in pain.

Amu and Ikuto smiled at each other.

''Well, while we set the table you guys go upstairs.'' Midori told them.

Amu nodded. She grabbed Ikuto by the hand and led him upstairs.

Once they were inside, Amu closed the door and sighed.

''What a day...'' Amu mumbled. Ikuto pinned her against the door.

''Stressed?'' He asked with both of his hands on either said of her face.

Amu brought up a hand to her fore-head and sighed.

''Extremely...''

Ikuto lifted her chin up to meet his eyes with one hand.

''How about we relieve that stress?'' He asked with a smirk.

Amu put both her hands against his chest.

''Ikuto, not now. My parents are downstairs.'' She told him.

''Wait, what the hell are you thinking? I was going to offer you a shoulder massage.'' Ikuto replied. He suddenly smirked.

''Ohhh, I see now. You perverted kid.'' He said with a chuckle.

Amu blushed red.

Ikuto stroked his chin as he thought about the situation.

''Well, now that I think about it, that would be kinda hot. Knowing that there's someone downstairs while we do it, and we could get caught at any moment-''

''Shut up!'' Amu yelled, embarrassed.

''AMU,'' Midori yelled from downstairs.

''DINNER.'' She shouted.

''Hai!'' Amu yelled. She opened her door and dragged Ikuto downstairs.

They made their way to the table, Ikuto pulling out a chair for Amu before seating himself beside her. Ami rushed into the chair on his other side, while grabbing his hand. Ikuto sighed silently, but forced a smile. Ikuto sipped down some water.

''So, Ikuto,'' Tsumugu started.

''What do you plan to do with your life?''

Ikuto choked on his water. He set down the glass and started coughing. Amu patted his back, worried.

Ikuto straightened up. ''Uh, I plan to go into music or become an Architect...'' He trailed off.

Midori clapped excitedly. ''What excellent choices!'' She squealed. Ikuto smiled at her kindly.

Amu stared at him in disbelief.

'I didn't know he could smile like that...'

''How old are you?'' Tsumugu asked.

''Uh, I'm turning twenty in December.'' He explained.

''TWENTY!? AMU, THIS MAN IS A PEDOPHILE!'' Tsumugu yelled.

Ikuto laughed aloud.

''Pedophile? It's a mere 2 year difference.'' Ikuto explained with a smirk.

'There's the real Ikuto...' Amu sweat-dropped.

''You testing me, boy?'' Tsumugu asked.

''Shall we take this down-town?'' Ikuto asked, smirk growing larger.

''Down-town..?'' Tsumugu asked.

''Down-town to china town!'' Ikuto exclaimed while banging his fist on the table.

Tsumugu and his wife, Midori, laughed.

''Amu, we like this boy!'' Tsumugu exclaimed.

Amu sighed in relief.

''That's good.'' Amu smiled.

''So, how long have you been dating?'' Midori asked, excited.

''In May, It'll be 2 years.'' Amu responded.

Midori squealed.

Amu rolled her eyes.

''Ikutwo is Ami's boyfriend!'' Ami exclaimed while clinging to Ikuto's arm.

Ikuto sighed along with Amu.

''Come on boyfriend!'' Ami said while dragging Ikuto out of his seat.

Ikuto followed Ami to the living room.

''Amu, how about we let Ikuto stay the night?'' Midori asked.

'He already was staying over...'

''Um, sure! That'd be great!'' Amu exclaimed.

''I'll go tell Ikuto.'' Amu said, excusing herself from the table.

She walked in the living room, and burst out laughing.

Ami was making Ikuto look 'pretty'.

He had fake pink-stick on earrings, little ponytails appearing randomly on his head, and god forbid, he was even wearing lip-gloss!

Amu was on the floor, head in one hand while the other banged the ground as she laughed.

Ikuto glared at her.

''Your just jealous that I'm so much prettier.'' Ikuto remarked at her laughing form on the ground. Amu stood up, wiping tears from the corners of her eyes. She sat down beside Ikuto and fiddled with one of his small ponytails.

''Uh-huh. I'm jealous, alright.'' Amu said sarcastically while pulling slightly on his ponytail.

Ikuto winced.

''Hey, that's tender.'' He exclaimed while slapping her hand away.

''Oh really?'' Amu asked with and evil smile.

''Amu, I swear to Allah if you do anyth-'' He was cut off by a big pull on his scalp.(A/N: Sorry if used 'Allah' but it doesn't make me racist....My mother is Muslim! So...yeah...)

''AHH!'' Ikuto shouted in pain.

Amu laughed while she held a yellow hair band with some blue hairs sticking out around it.

Ikuto glared at her when the pain had subsided.

''Oh, the earrings are off, girlfriend.'' Ikuto threatened while pulling off the fake earrings.

Amu's laugh froze completely. Ikuto pounced at her, but Amu stood up quickly. She dashed up the stairs.

''Get back here!'' Ikuto yelled while Amu ran up the stairs.

Midori and Tsumugu watched Ikuto run up the stairs after their daughter. They heard a big 'thud' and some laughter followed by a shriek of delight from Amu.

The parents smiled at each other.

''They're made for each other.'' They said in unison.


In Amu's room, Ikuto lay on the floor while Amu was seated upright on his torso. Ikuto smirked when both their laughing had subsided. He flipped them over, so he was on top of Amu. The door was closed, thank goodness for them. Ikuto had pinned both of her wrists above her head with one hand while the other hand was sliding up her stomach. He bit open the first few buttons on her shirt, exposing some of her chest.

''I-Ikuto...'' Amu moaned. Ikuto smirked.

''M-My parents...they'll hear us...'' Amu said in between pants.

''As long as you keep your moaning to a minimum we'll be fine.'' Ikuto said while kissing her neck. Amu turned her head to the side, exposing more of her neck to him. As his tongue trailed across the skin on her neck, his hand had made its way to her cleavage.

''Do you want it Amu?'' Ikuto asked while pulling away from her, giving her a chance to refuse. She looked at him breathlessly.

''Y-Yes Ikuto, I wan-'' Amu was cut off by the door bursting open.

''There you are, boyfriend!'' Ami yelled.

''...Why is your hand up Onee-chan's shirt?'' Ami asked, tears brimming in her eyes.

Ikuto pulled away more from Amu, now hovering over her. His hand was still on her right breast, which he had been massaging.

''Well...I was just...I was...OH MY GOD! IS THAT ELMO!?'' He yelled pointing behind Ami.

Ami beamed. ''WHERE!?'' She yelled, running out the door.

Ikuto got up and closed the door on her back. He sighed and made his way back to Amu.

''You trick the Hinamori's with the same trick twice...'' Amu said referring to the time she had been tricked by Ikuto, exclaiming that Edward Cullen had been behind her.

Ikuto laughed. ''Of course, I just have to know what you guys like.'' Ikuto smirked.

''What if I like you?'' Amu asked.

''Then I'd distract you by saying: OH MY GOD! ISN'T THAT THE SEX GOD IKUTO RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!?'' Ikuto shouted. Amu rolled her eyes. He smiled at her.

''I'm glad your parent's accept me.''

Amu gave Ikuto a gently kiss.

''Me too.''


Yumiko: So? How was it?

Ikuto: I liked the part where I got to put my hand on her cleavage :D

Amu: I liked Ikuto's ponytails :D

Ikuto: ... You ruin everything

Amu: -Smacks Ikuto upside head- :]

Ikuto: PLZ R+R –rubs back of head-