Actual Cannibal Melvin Ishtar

Disclaimer: I don't own. Little Kuriboh owns the Abridged Series, while whoever wrote Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf owns the song. This is just a parody.

Based off of a line said by Melvin in Episode 8 of the 'Marik Plays: Bloodlines' series.

Speaking Parts: Derp.

Singing Parts (Sung by Marik): Derp.

You're walking through the streets

The Pharaoh isn't here, and your deck is missing.

In a dark alleyway you spot him

Melvin Ishtar.

He's stalking you

A good seven yards back

He gets out the Millennium Rod and starts sprinting.

He's gaining on you

Melvin Ishtar.

You're looking for Ishizu

But you're all turned around.

He's almost in hugging distance now

And you can see there's blood on his face

Holy Ra, there's blood EVERYWHERE!

Trying to save your spine

(From Melvin Ishtar)

You're running out of time

(It's Melvin Ishtar)

Is he from the Shadow Realm?

Evil alter-ego Melvin Ishtar.

Living underground

(Melvin Ishtar)

'Hugging' for sport

(Melvin Ishtar)

Devouring all the corpses,

Actual Cannibal Melvin Ishtar.

It's dark out, but he'll easily spot your hair;

Maybe you'll spot his first,

Or the glowing eye on his forehead.

You silently crabwalk down the street

Ah ha! Just up the road, a game shop with a light on.

Brilliant!

Maybe he'll kill Yugi instead.

But your arm! AH! Where'd that wanker's cramp come from?

Grabbing a wrench

(Quiet, quiet)

Specifically this one

(Quiet, quiet)

Walk up to the window,

Someone inside; Melvin Ishtar!

Smashing in the window

(Melvin Ishtar)

Yugi's grandpa will pay for it

(Melvin Ishtar)

Try to grab the Rod,

Stealing from alter-ego Melvin Ishtar.

Pushing back his arms, it's Melvin Ishtar!

Avoiding any harm, from Melvin Ishtar!

Slap him in the forehead,

Somehow it gets rid of Melvin Ishtar.

You walk out of the game shop,

With Marik leaning on your shoulder.

And you've won.

Plotholes have beaten

Melvin Ishtar.