Disclaimer: The Twilight Saga does not belong to me. I'm not that lucky.

Full Name: Jacob Ephraim Black.

Embry: Ephraim? No way dude! Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Jake: It's a family name! Shut up!

Where Do You Live: With my dad in La Push.

Best Friend: Quil.

E: Hey!

J: Quil would never laugh at my name.

E: So he wins by default?

J: Yes, he does.

Are You Dating Anyone? If So who?: No, I'm not.

E: You gotta wait 'til she turns seven. lol

J: She'll look like she's eighteen. Don't make me hit you.

Describe Yourself in Four Words: Athletic, funny, loyal, and honest.

E: You forgot crazy tall.

J: I'm not going to point out the obivious. Plus almost everybody else has said that.

Weirdest Dream: I went cliff diving into a ocean full of ketchup. Weird, I know.

E: We're you on something?

J: I don't do drugs. Just say no people.

Place You'd Like to Go on Vacation: idk.

First Kiss: Bella.

Favorite Book: Don't have one.

E: Because you're illiterate.

J: Aha! I am not. I just don't read much.

Favorite Movie: Red Dawn.

Cartoon Hero: He Man.

Favorite Quote: lol Bells. You stole my answer!

Favorite Band: Black Eye Peas. Fergie's hot.

What Are You Doing Right Now: Hanging out with Embry. Duh.

What Are You Wearing: A red tee shirt and blue jeans. Got my white Nikes on.

What Are You Doing Later: Going to see Bella and Renesme.

Favorite Video Game: Left 4 Dead 2.

E: They're making a new one.

J: No way!

E: I swear.

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: Sure.

Name Your Children: Wha? I don't know! Jeeze wood sprite, where'd you come up with that one?

Why Did You Spend Your Time Filling This Out: I was bored. Embry wants it sent to him too.