"Hey Chi-chi! Goten!" Bulma said in excitment.

An excited Goten quickly ran towards his best friends mother, looking up at the blue-haired woman, he asked. "Hey ' mom! Is Trunks here? I want to play."

"Hello to you too Goten. My have you grown! anyway Trunks is in his room, im sure he would be thrilled to know you are here." Bulma said to the Goku look-a-like.

"Thanks!" with no hesitation, he dashed into Capsule Corp looking for his long time best friend Trunks. He ran up the stairs, dodged furniture and finally reached his destination. He opened the door and is met with a happy purple haired demi saiyan "HEY TRUNKS!"

"HEY GOTEN! Whats up?" He said, running closer to his friend and stop right infront of him.

"Can we play something? Mom made me study all day and it was booorrrinngg!"

"Sure thing buddy! What do you want to play?"

"Uuummmm what about some of your toys?"

"Nah, something else?"

"Video games?"

"Their all old and we've played them all a bunch of times already..."

"UGH!" Chichi said in disgust. Glaring at the prince of all saiyans as she asked Bulma. "Why are THEY here?"

"They just came here for a visit Chichi, thats all." The blue haired genius said, trying to keep her long haired friend to stay calm.

"Oh please! like you didn't know that I was coming over! This was a set-up wasn't it?!" She screeched at Bulma. Who backed away by the loudness of the harpy's voice.

"What are you talking about Chichi? I didn't even invite anyone to come over today."

"Yamcha told me that you wanted me to come with Goten."

That name just said it all, "Yamcha. Of course! That bastard! He planned this whole day didn't he!" Bulma turned to Chichi "I'll take care of that bastard Chi. In the meantime why don't you have some fun?" As she finished, she ran back to her house. Focused on finding her lover and scold him for what he has done.

"Fun? FUN!? With that slut! no thank you!" She screeched, pointing at Vegeta who noticed.

"Why are you pointing at me for Baka?"

"Shut up you man stealing slut!"

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Vegeta stomped towards the woman with a drink in his hand. "What did you call me Baka?"

The loud mouthed woman leaned forward, making her face inches from the prince. "A S-L-U-T SLUT!"

"I thought so" Without a second thought he splashed his drink in Chichi's face. "Damn... I always thought water kills the ugly witches. But I guess shes just too damn ugly to get affected by it. The water is even scared of her ugly whore ass!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" She screeched, wiping herself and glaring daggers at Vegeta.

"What are you going to do baka? Oh thats right! You can't do shit!"

Suddenly, the prince jerked his head to the side. He placed a hand on his stinging cheek as he glared back at the woman who dared slap him.

"That's it!" Vegeta grabbed hold of Chichi's neck. Cutting off air flow. Goku, who was ignoring the whole thing by fixing the tables, noticed his mate strangling his ex wife. "Aw man... im going to regret this...but Goten still needs a mother" He thought to himself. Goku went toward Vegeta and pulled his hands away from Chichi's neck. Chichi, in turn, fell to her knees and massaged her damaged neck. Gasping and coughing as she did so.

"Kakarot! What the fuck are you doing!? Let me kill this selfish, jealous bitch!" The prince shouted at his mate, who was trying to get out of Goku's grasp.

"I know you do but...as much as I want you to. I still want her alive..."

"What for?!"

"Goten..."

The Prince grunted, but relaxed in the taller saiyans hold. "fine." he said in a whisper.

Goku smiled. Seeing the prince's sudden change in attitude adorable "Thank you" he said, as he kissed Vegeta's cheek.

When Goku finally seperated his lover from his ex wife. Yamcha walked outside, a hufe smile on his face as he spotted the 3 figures on the lawn. "Hello eveybody! I see you all are having a good time."

"Yamcha!" Bulma yelled angrily from behind the scar-faced bandit.

Yamcha, slightly surprised turned around and gave Bulma a very nervous grin. "OH! u-uhhh h-hi Bulma! How are things?"

"Did you plan all of this!"

"Plan? No...Intentally? Yes" He laughed.

The blue haired genius then punched Yamcha in the face. Hard. causing him to fall on the ground and caress his swollem cheek. "OW!" he said, Bulma then straddled his chest. Grabbed the front of his shirt and starts to violently shake him. Shouting obsceneties in his face.

'Uugh! great...' Goku thought 'Now i have to sepreat them too. Stupid Yamcha...inviting Chichi over...he just has to ruin my day!' The tall saiyan walked towards his two fighting best friends. Vegeta sees this as an opening. He smirked and quietly moved so his mate wouldn't notice him going closer to Chichi.

"You jerk!" Bulma yelled who wont stop in violently shaking Yamcha.

"I-i-i-its just a-a funny joke I had to do" Reasoned Yamcha.

"Come on guys, don't fight! i'm not taking sides but lets just relax and-" Goku stopped mid-sentence as he suddenly heard choking noises. He turned to see Vegeta choking Chichi again. "Vegeta!" Forgetting his two friends. He ran towards his mate and separated him from Chichi once again. "What did i just tell you Veggie?"

The lithe prince crossed his arms and looked up at his stronger mate. "I don't care! She called me a slut! And for that she must perish!"

"I know Geta. i don't like her either but-"

"Hey!" The harpy said angerly.

Goku ignored her and continued "As I was saying, theres a reason why you nor I can't kill her. as much as we want to, we can't"

"hmph..." was the prince's response and Goku just smiled.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I know! How about hide-and-seek!" Goten recomended.

"Really? hide-and-seek Goten? Thats a boring game" Trunks commented.

"Come on Trunks have you ever even tried it before?"

"Yea but i-"

"Then don't worry about it! This is going to be fun!"

"Whatever. But I get to be the first one to hide!"

"Awww fine then!"

With that said, Goten turned to a wall and started counting. Trunks ran hurridly around the house, hoping to find a good hiding spot so his friend wont spot him.

"1...2...3...4..."

'I have a perfect hidding spot so Goten will never find me hehehe' Trunks thought as he searched for his place to hide.

"...5...6...7...8..."

Trunks noticed an open door that leads to his mothers laboratory and ran inside "Hmm were to hide? ah-ha! Perfect!" The demi saiyan jumped and hid behind his mothers new invention.

"...9...10... ready or not Trunks here I come!"

It was more than 5 minutes and he still didn't find Trunks "Wow...he's good." While he was searching around his best friends house he passed by the open door of Bulma's lab. "Hmmm maybe he's in here." He entered the room. Goten looked around and a huge machine in the middle of the room caught his attention."Wow! it's huge! But no time for that! where could Trunks be hiding?" as he continued to search the room he heard a sneeze coming from behind the huge machine and looked behind it, only to find a nervous purple haired demi saiyan covering his mouth. "Found you Trunks!" he said happily.

"What?! No fair!" Trunks said getting out from his hiding spot "You heard me! I want a rematch!"

"Nah-uh! I won fair and square."

"No you didn't!" Trunks said pushing Goten.

"Hey don't push me" Goten pushed him back.

"Thats it Goten!" He punched the Goku look-a-like who punched back in returns. They both started fighting. In the middle of the fight, Trunks punched Goten so hard that he crashed into Bulma's new machine.

"uh-oh" Goten said, stepping away to examine the damage they created.

"Oh no! my mom's going to freak."

"We have to tell her Trunks."

"What?! No way!"

"Trunks..." Goten glared at him.

"Humpf...fine..."

They both went out in the back yard were everybody was at and told Bulma what happened.

"What?! You got to be kidding me!" Bulma stood up from her chair and ran to her lab, only to see a huge dent the size of a little boy imprinted on the side of the machine. The blue haired genius slumped and sighed "great..."

"Whats going on here?" Vegeta asked as he entered the lab. Trunks explained everything to him, looking down guiltily at his feet as he finished. "You know when you play these games of yours you should never go to your mother's lab. She kept telling you that eversince you were just a toddler"

"I know dad...we're really sorry..."

Vegta sighed "I know..." he patted his son on the head and watched him leave with his best friend in tow, who turned and closed the door. when they are finally out of sight, he went to check on Bulma. "Woman. hows the invention?"

"I don't know if I can fix it."

"hmm..." Vegeta stood next to her and looked at the machine. "Let me try." Vegeta started to push buttons. Bulma watched him, it looked liked he figured it out. But suddenly, the machine exploded in Bulma's sound proof laboratory. Everyone outside didn't notice or hear anything. In the lab, Vegeta and Bulma tried to get up from the rubble and debris that covered most of the lab. When the both finally stood up, they looked at eachother. Bulma was face to face with herself, and Vegeta the same.

"Why am i looking at myself?" Thought Bulma.

"What the fuck do I see myself?" Thought Vegeta. The prince sensed something off with him so he quickly went to Bulma's desk, grabbed the mirror in the drawer and looked at him self. He froze what he felt like hours until he gave a very high and feminine scream.