"Hey Zuko"

"Oh, it's you again"

"Well there's no need to be rude"

"You told EVERYONE about Mai liking yellow"

"Oh that, haha, that was funny"

"It was not! She was furious"

"Well I'm sorry; I bet that her favourite song isn't as bad"

"Mumble"

"What was that?"

"Oh, yeah of course it isn't that bad"

"That wasn't what you said; you said something like 'It's worse'"

"I didn't say that!"

"Oh yes you did! So what is it? 'Always look on the bright side of life'?"

"No"

"'Caramell Dansen'?"

"No"

"Err, 'Barbie Girl'?"

"…"

"It is, isn't it?"

"No…"

"I don't believe it! She likes that annoying tune they sing for advertisement at the theatre"

"I never confirmed it!"

"HAHAHAHA"

"Please don't tell anyone, Mai said she'd neuter me if I told you anything else"

"Fine I won't"

"Promise?"

"Promise"

A FEW HOURS LATER

"KATARA!"

"Yeah"

"Why was Sokka laughing about Mai liking 'Barbie Girl'?"

"Oh yeah, I accidently told him"

"KATARA!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, it slipped out"

"I'm doomed!"

"No your not"

"Then YOU tell Mai you told Sokka"

"No way"

"Why not?"

"She scares me"

"I hate you"

"ZUKO!"

"Shoot"

"What are you going to do?"

"I dunno!"

"Hey Mai"

"Hello Katara. Zuko do you know what I just heard?"

"mmmnnnoo"

"Sokka laughing about my favourite song"

"I was Katara's fault I swear!"

"Great going Fire Lord"

"You know I warned you"

"Whimper"

"Oh don't hurt him Mai, I did really trick him out of the answer"

"…Fine I'll let him go this time"

"YAY"
"Just don't do it again"

"Yes Mai"

"Bye Mai"

"Thanks for helping me Katara"

"Mmmhmm"

"What?"

"Now you're my slave!"

"But this was your fault to begin with!"

"Go get me an apple"

"But…"

"Now!"

"Fine"