Lord Loss came too with a chronic head ache. He was lying face down his forehead resting against something cold and smooth. He opened his eyes and squirmed in the bright light. He was laying on a white marble floor in a huge hall. From the ceiling hung a huge chandelier and there where huge windows on the walls covered with red silk curtains.
'Who ever lives here must be a demon master of some sort.' Muttered Lord Loss to himself as he stood up(or rather hovered up). He looked around and saw a oak door on the other side of the room.
'Hello? Anyone there?' he called but the only response he got was his own echo.
He spun around hoping that the window was still there but it was gone. To his relief the mad chicken swinging girl was gone too. He hovered towards the door…
As he was about to try the handle he suddenly remembered Cadaver.' That stupid filthy buffalo but' Lord Loss said to himself as he recalled his familiar's strange behaviour back in Tescos. Lord Loss pushed on the door and it swung open.
On the other side was a wide corridor that seemed to go on for ever a white carpet lay on the floor and the walls were covered with expensive looking works of art. There were doors on both sides of the corridor. Lord Loss was just wandering how he will find Cadaver in this maze when he spotted some black crumbs on the floor.
'Oooh, a clew' he said and picked one of the crumbs up and ate it, it tasted like an oreo. Remembering that Cadaver was eating oreos Lord Loss pulled out a comically oversized looking glass and followed the trail of oreo crumbs along the corridor.
He stopped under a white door on which there was a sign saying ' For the sake of your mental health do not enter' But he did.
He found himself in a rather large bedroom with light green walls. There was a king size bed standing against the wall with clothes frown all over it. Doctor who figures and books lay on the shelves and a plasma tv . There also was a milkshake machine in the far corner.
Having made himself a vanilla milkshake and slurping it loudly he looked around the room for any sign of Cadaver and his oreos. As he stared he spotted a door on which it said 'washing room' in posh handwriting . Lord Loss hovered to the door and put his ear against the wood.
From the bathroom he could hear someone humming 'wannabe'. He was sure it was Cadaver since he could hear the rustling of oreo packets and loud munching.
As quietly as he could he twisted the door knob and poked his head inside…
The sight that he saw scarred him for life…………
The bathroom was large and blue a huge dressing table stacked with spot creams and hair-care products stood in the far corner, a big built in bath tub was in the centre and was full of water and bath foam.
Bubbles were floating everywhere and in the bathtub sat Cadaver, he had his head back to Lord Loss and did not see him come in.
He was scrubbing his bum with a long brush while brushing his long hair on his floppy ears at the same time( He has four arms if you wonder how he did it)
'WHAT THE *BEEP** ARE YOU UP TOO YOU FAT PLEB!' screamed Lord Loss startling Cadaver who was just popping another oreo into his gaping teeth filled mouth. He spat out the chewed oreo right onto Lord Losse`s face.
At that point Lord Loss was mad at Cadaver, RELLY mad. Without thinking he screamed like demented monkey and launched himself right on top of the frightened demon who with a small cry was pushed underwater.
They thrashed wildly in the bathtub and soap got into Lord Losse`s crimson eyes ' Ahh! I'm as blind as mole boy!' He screamed and rubbed his eyes with his two hands while the other six were strangling Cadaver. They struggled for about a minute and Cadaver was slowly loosing the air in his lungs. He was thinking about his funeral arrangements when his hand closed around a Pantene Pro-V repair formula shampoo bottle. Gripping it as tightly as he could he smashed it over Lord Losse`s head.
It worked and Lord Loss let go of him. 'You shall be destroyed!' he yelled splashing Cadaver harmlessly. 'You dare!' answered Cadaver splashing him back. And before they knew it they were having a childish splash fight and giggling like little girls. 'Are we friends now Lord Poopoohead?' stammered Cadaver between bursts of lauther.
'Sure Crapaver, friends for ever' Lord Loss answered back beaming down at his favourite familiar. 'Bezzies Forever!' they both screamed in union and hugged.
But froze as they both heard a sound of an engine outside the room.
They exchanged frightened gazes as they heard the bedroom door open and heavy steps come to the bathroom door. Then the door opened creaking on its hinges….
The door swung open revealing a teenage boy standing on the other side. He was wearing jeans and a red dressing gown with the initials S.W in golden handwriting on it. He had dark blonde hair and grey eyes that were gazing with wonder at the contents of his bathtub.
'Cool I never expected to come into my bathroom one day and find two demons having a splash fight in my bathtub.' He said with amazement in his voice. 'So um, are you a lord or something?' questioned Cadaver while grabbing a towel.
'No I am a billionaire, my parents own all the theme parks in the world' He said casually while sipping a milkshake that belonged to lord loss a few minutes ago. 'I am Sam by the way' he added.
'I am lord loss an this is my familiar Cadaver' said Lord Loss while drying his head with a towel.
'We got into some trouble with a fat lady in tescos and ended up here.' He went on.
'You can stay here for a night if you want to, I am sure that tomorrow we could create a another window and you can go home.' Sam he impaled. 'I could use some company especially when my neibur Grubbs starts having nightmares and screaming randomly.'
'You live NEXT to Grubbs Grady?' exclaimed Cadaver. With bailment on his face.
'yeah, by the way you can burrow some of my clothes.' Said Sam and went back into his room Lord Loss and Cadaver following him. Little did they know this was the start of a very good friendship.
When the two demons changed into Sam's expensive clothes from posh shops they made themselves a another milkshake each and went into Sam's golf cart (The mansion that Sam lived in was so big you had to drive golf carts to get around) and drove to his one living rooms. Cadaver poked his head over the side and tried to eat the air like a dog but gave up when he got whacked on the head with a tea pot by one of the butlers.
For the whole day they played games on Sam's many consoles, ate and annoyed the butlers which gave Lord Loss a good meal.
Then after dinner they played chess, drank tea, danced to Paramour and watched Family Guy all at the same time.
Then came night time and they changed into their pyjamas; Sam had posh chequered flannel pyjamas with his initials sawn on it with golden thread and so did Lord Loss but cadaver had a red fleecy jumpsuit with a but flap that made him look like a red teletubby.
The most remarkable thing was that Lord Loss did not think of killing Sam once, and needier did Cadaver. So they had a hundredth milkshake each (Cadaver had oreo flavour)and sat down to tell ghost stories, Lord Loss told a story about how an evil demon master sent a virus to his computer and he couldn't go on Red Tube for a week.
Then Cadaver told a story about a little girl that went out with a demon master and he broke her heart and made her grow udders, leaving her with a constant supply of fresh milk, but no sweetheart.
'If I had a human girlfriend I would make her into a demonete and I would give her udders as well.' Said Lord Loss after he was finished drinking his thousandth milkshake.' But I would love her forever.' He added with a dreamy look in his eyes. Cadaver stared at him with surprise.
Then they all fell asleep in their pink jewel incrusted sleeping bags.
Cadaver awoke with the sound of doors creaking open.
He opened his eyes and waited for them to adjust to the gloom. He looked at the clock, it was four in the morning, he gazed around and saw the door of the room close.
Without hesitation he wiggled out of his sleeping bag took a pack of oreos and moved soundlessly to the door. Trough the crack of the door he could see purple light, so he peeped around and saw a eight armed shadow.
Cadaver trotted up to his master and realized that he was staring mindlessly without blinking into the purple window that he just created. Confused Cadaver waved his hand in front of the demons face but he did not react, he was sleep walking. This was weird because Lord Loss did not usually sleepwalk.
'Soon my love' he mumbled as he floated foreword and almost went trough the window if Cadaver hadn't held his sleeve 'Snap out of it!' hissed Cadaver and slapped the demon master's face.
What?' he whispered as he awoke. And pulled cadaver into the window with him
