Hi! this is a very short chapter but it has to be short to serve it`s purpose!(please don`t ask me what that means)
Cadaver found himself in the shoe section in New Look. He quickly looked around for his beloved master, Lord Loss was sitting down on a seat in the middle of the dolly shoe section looking extremely confused. His red face had gone from pink to very light rouge. 'What just happened, can , you, tell me?' he said gazing up at him. 'Um, you started randomly sleepwalking and mumbling about `your love` then spontaneously you made this window which you pulled us both trough.' Then there was a long pause.
Lord Loss seemed to be thinking for a moment, ' I see!' he exclaimed putting his hand up dramatically suddenly making Cadaver drop the oreo he was nibbling. 'I had a dream about my love, so I must have opened a window to her realm…' he said gazing around the shop, 'it is still closed trough' he added and floated up to find some clothes to get change into(they were still in their pajamas by the way).
After Cadaver changed into jeans and a blue t-shirt and Lord Loss into a posh burgundy shirt and black jeans they both had to wait for three hours until the shop opened, they spent their time eating oreos and trying on different outfits that defied fashion in every single way.
But finally they heard the screeches of the metal curtain opening, as they saw the light in the shop appearing they run around helplessly looking for a place to hide from the shop assistant but fortunately Lord Loss found a place in the changing rooms but Cadaver had to do with a bra stand…
Finally they managed to get out of New Look and found themselves in a huge shopping center. 'I'm not exactly sure where to go but to find the girl I am looking for I think we should stick to this shopping center.' Announced Lord Loss while Cadaver took out his platinum card which housed millions of dollars.
'YOU!' They heard a shrill scream voice behind them, they both wheeled around to find the fat lady from Tescos standing there with a Macdonald's meal in her fat greasy hand. 'O SHIT!' implied Lord Loss hovering backwards, from the corner of his eye he could see Cadaver giving him a confused look.
'I will smash your face in you little red **BEEP**!' She screamed handing the paper bag to the little boy that suddenly appeared behind her. And without a warning she charged at the two demons like a over grown elephant, squealing with rage.
The people that where near saw a big fat lady launch her weight at a teenage boy and his dog. 'A family reunion' they all thought simply and did not pay much attention to what was happening.
Cadaver dogged the fluing ball of lard just in time but Lord Loss as not so lucky..
The fatty belly flopped him right in the face, the poor little demon master smashed into a bush screaming with fright. But as the fat woman got ready for her second charge at the helpless Lord Loss suddenly an oreo hit her in the eye at a powerful speed. After that one there came a second and a another, all aimed at her face and flung with deadly precision. She squinted her little eyes in the direction of the flying biscuits and saw a demon flinging a oreo…
Lord Loss watched with wonder as the oreo hit the fat woman in the death spot on her head(there is no such thing)and she fell to the cream colored tiled floor of the shopping center. Dead..
Cadaver roared in triumph, 'YYEEAH! DEATH BY OREO!' he wailed and run to Lord Loss helping him up from the bushes.
'OMG thanks Cadaver I owe you a favor.' Said Lord Loss hugging his familiar. 'Lets go to starbucs to celebrate.' He said and turned around to face the café as they walked hand in hand to the doors Lord Loss could smell the the screams of the little boy as he sobbed over the body of the fat lady.
When they walked inside and looked around for a seat Lord Loss saw her, his dream girl…..
See? that was the purpose.. now you have to wait for the next chapter...
