Hi! Im relly sorry it has been such a long time but I had no time. It would be very nice if you could review, I feel like one of those people whoose mum gives their friends lifts and they never say thank you, Bu the way WARNING! There is a few saucy bits.
Amy came too in a little room, the floor was covered in a fluffy cream carpet and the walls were white. To her surprise she felt a wet warmth caressing her mouth. She opened her eyes only to find the world's cutest demon kissing her full on the mouth. His eight arms were around her, holding her close to his chest.
But instead of pulling away and running off to barf in the corner like she would do a few minutes ago, she kissed him back.
Lord Loss moaned silently as he felt Amy's response to his kiss. His eyes were closed but he could feel her wiggle around in his embrace to find a more comfortable spot on the red leather couch that they were lying on. She threaded her fingers trough his hair (Does he even have any?) in a very successful attempt to pull him closer.
He opened his mouth against hers and felt her run her tongue along his sharp teeth. Then they plunged into a very long, slobbery and passionate snog. ( Don't worry Amy! I'm imagining its me and Heston, so It is a lot easier and I won't have terrible nightmares.) As they did so Lord Loss felt his pants tighten. He was about start on her neck when he heard a loud please-turn-around-and-stop-what-ever-is-that-you-are-dooing-and-look-at-me couth.
Amy was so startled that she threw the horny demon master off her, and he landed on the floor with a surprised squeak. He landed in a pile of marshmallows that stuck to him then he unfortunately rolled into the fire place and then for no apparent reason a bee hive fell on him. 'AHH! Why do those things always happen to me!' he yelled as he run around the room trying to get rid of the stinging bees.
In the mean time Rebecca watched the whole show from the viewing point of the door frame. She was holding a tray stacked full of oreoes and cups of earl gray tea…
Lord loss finally realized her presence and backed away slowly as he saw the murderous look in her eyes.
They stood there for a minute or so, 'killer' was the only thing that Rebecca said before flinging the tray at Lord Loss who dogged it just in time.
Rebecca prepared for a wild charge at the confused demon master when Amy stood in her way. ' Don't hurt him! He is my love!' she said pleadingly and throwing her arms around the demon's neck. She sniffed his ear and added 'Your ear smells strangely of fish.' Lord Loss remembered the fish ice accident in Tescos and blushed.
'I won't hurt him, Ill just break a few of his bones…' Cooed Beccy with a mad look in her eyes. She slowly advanced towards them her arms outstretched, It was like a horror movie except the girl was trying to kill the monster.
But before she could make her move, the door burst open at the randomest moment. Amy squeaked an run to hide under the huge ty. Octopus teddy that was in the corner of the room.
A tall girl teenage burst into the room, she had dark blonde frizzy hair that was held back by a pair of yellow protective goggles. She had large pair of light green eyes and full red lips that were pulled back into a mad grin showing sharp teeth threaded together by a pair of braces. She wore a white long lab coat over white leggings and a turquoise top.(KEEEEENO!)
Looking at Lord Loss and Amy she took an uncertain step back, 'Umm. I hope I haven't disturbed any thing.' She mused her eyebrows rising in amusement.
'No not at all, Amy was just finishing off cheating on Justin Beber with a Lord Loss and was going to tell me why.' Rebecca said and followed the scientist's gaze at the shaking octopus teddy.
'I don't knowww! I did love Justin just a minute ago!' squeaked Amy.
Shifting her gaze to Lord Loss who was still sitting down on the floor she smiled. 'Oh. I see that my window worked, nice to meet you Lord Loss mine name is Val.' She came over and helped Lord Loss hover up.
'Now I'm sure there must be a scientifically accurate explanation to Amy's change of hart.' Val said turning to look at Rebecca. 'Is there any thing that might have happened to Amy's little useless brain lately?'
'I know!' exclaimed Lord Loss 'She got hit by one of those J.B hoodies it went straight in her face, this is how she became unconscious.' He carried on.
'Oh! I see, so this is only a permanent injury, Amy will love you for ever.' Said Val her finger high up in the air.
A long silence came over the room…
Only Val did not realize it. 'Now, who wants milkshakes?' she asked happily. 'I DO! I DO!' screamed Amy and scrambled out of her hiding place. And so they set off down the corridor. But found themselves in a huge laboratory.
'No freaking way! Your parents haven't found this place yet?' asked Rebecca looking around with wonder at all the space- age equipment. 'No but they are getting suspicious' Answered Val and looked at her watch casually. Suddenly her eyes widened with terror. 'Oh Crap.' She stuttered and looked up at the ceiling.
Lord Loss and Amy followed her gaze and their eyes widened as well. ' Ummm. you never said that you had a bat problem.' Someone said but Val could not answer because the screeching started and the four creatures were plunged into a mass of black swarming bats….
Five minutes later..
'OMG, that was the hardest thing I ever had to doo im my whole demon master career.' Complained Lord Loss as he sat on a round table in the main part of the lab looking exhausted.
Val and Rebecca were closing the windows after all the bats in a hurry in case some of them come back. They have been trying to get trough the swarm of the little creatures and open the windows while eating oreos at the same time.(You should try this some time it is rely fun )
'…And this is how I screwed with .' Lord Loss was able to make out of the two girl's conversation. Amy was leaning against him short of breath an arm around his shoulders. and Cadaver was….
'Wait.' Fought Lord Loss ' WERE IS CADAVER!" he yelled suddenly hovering up from the chair and making Amy fall of him and the two girls jump.
'I dunno, the last time I saw him was when we were throwing cats at fat people together.' Said Val searching the room with her gaze.
Then as if this was some type of story written by a weird girl, a watermelon crashed trough one of the windows hitting Amy square in the face. Amy fell to the floor groaning in pain but nobody came to see her because their full attention was on the smashed fruit. More precisely on the ransom note that was stuck to it by a piece of chewing gum.
It read:
Lord Loss
We have your familiar and we are keeping him hostage until you give us the following:
Walentyna (Yes this is how you spell my first name) Heston of HestonShire and Rebecca LOLington of LOLingtonville
We would like to make the swap in Disney Land.
Barbarus and his disciples xxxx
They all stared at the note for some time I silence, the only thing making any noise was an owl outside the window. 'TWEETWOO!, TWEETWOO!, FTWEETOO!, FAWEETOO!, FUITYOUUU!, FUCKYOUUU!, FUCKYOUUUUU!' IT went.
Lord Loss was the first to brake the silence. ' Why did they make a ransom note if they sighed it.' He said 'And why does Barbarus want you?' he asked turning to Val.
'Ummm. He is a little thing called a pedophile." She mused, and they all burst out laughing.
And so the two girls, the demon mistress to be and the demon master all had their billionth milkshake and sat around the round table talking about their plan….
And guess what? This is still carying on. Please review and tell me if you like it.
