Hi! This is the next chapter, It is a little diffrent to the others. I relly hope you like it.


The weather in Disney land was splendid, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and there was not a single cloud in the sky. Loads of people were strolling on the pavements in a hurry to get on the next ride or to have the place in the cheapest restaurant.

At that point in a souvenir shop in the food section a black window appeared. Some of the children that were there started crying and some run off screaming. When they finally started calming down suddenly Amy fell out of the portal, which made them scream again.

'OH!SHUT UP!' she screamed at the children. She was about to say more when Lord Loss fell out of the window and landed on top of her. 'Ohh. Look what happened just by accident' He said cheekily and started snogging Amy who idly responded kissing him back, much to the horrified children.

'YWWW! GROSS!' They screamed in union and run off. A minute after Rebecca and Val walked trough the window casually. Seeing Amy in Lord Losses arms(Again) Val coughed loudly to get their attention.

'Ummm. We are on a mission here, you two should probably get moving.' She implied pulling Amy off the demon master. Amy groaned angrily but did not resist.

After they all managed to organize themselves Rebecca realized that they still had an hour to kill. So they made their way to the haunted mansion and decided to go on the ride. Lord Loss sat with Amy and Rebecca with Val(Obviously). Val and Rebecca laughed all the way trough, especially when they saw an evil scientist.

' That's my great great grandfather over there' Giggled Val as the little carriage drove past the fake skeleton in a lab coat and white afro.

A half hour later both Val and Becky were standing outside the exit and laughing, tears steaming down their faces. Lord Loss and Amy came out a minute later still snogging. 'Ywww. Why won't they stop?' Asked Becky turning away, while the couple continued kissing.

' Oi, lord Loss why are you so happy here? Isn't Disney land supposed to be the happiest place in the world?' Asked Val , trying any thing to stop him and Amy from snogging for her frien's sake.

'Well, very ironically Disney Land is one of the most depressing places on earth according to the demons.'He said in his smart-ass tone. 'Here my powers are stronger than any were else on your planet.'

He was about to say more when a some one screamed.

But it wasn't anyone.

It was Cadaver.

And he was in distress.

Amy farted

'OMG! Master! You came to save me!' All four of them turned around and saw Cadaver and a few brutally ruth looking people holding grossest one came foreword and said. 'Greetings, I am Barbarus the leader of the disciples I am here to make the swap.' Then he turned to Lord Loss and said. ' I understand that you want your favorite familiar back and I need these two girls.' He blabbed gesturing towards Val and Rebecca who winced away.

'Ok, we might as well do it now.' Shined Lord Loss and clicked his fingers. For a minute no thing happened, but then Val and Rebecca stood were Cadaver had been and Cadaver was in their place.

'WooHooo! I'm free!' Yelled Cadaver happily and started throwing oreos around spontaneously while running around in a circle around Lord Loss and Amy. Who were snogging.

Rebecca and Val did not appear at least a bit bothered about the situation they were in. They stood quietly with happy grins on their faces. ' Do you know that Lord Loss is very powerful in this theme park?' Asked Becky curiously making all of the disciples look at them with confused stares. Completely unaware that a certain demon master was calling up a certain army of demons behind their backs.

A few streets away.

Cadaver had hit Mickey mouse on the head with an oreo an was now getting chased around by that pedophile in a mouse suit. Cadaver was scared, Very scared. He run down the alley screaming: 'I died an evil demon! I died an alsome demon! I died an virgin!' as Mickey mouse was gaining on him Cadaver was able to grab a pen from a souvenir stand. Then he run towards the wall on purpose, his demon instincts working at their full. He was no longer scared, he had a way out.

( Disney fans should not read this paragraph, I want no hate mail.)

'Oh no! I'm completely cornered, I will surely die!' Squealed Cadaver as he pressed his back against the wall, clutching his murder instrument in one of is four hands. He waited until the walking cartoon character got close anoth and,….

STAB!

STABITY, STABITY, STAB! STAB! STAB!

The demon pulled the pen in and out of the mascot, enjoying every bit of blood gushed from the wound, and the people around was surprised that his powers had gotten greater all over the sudden, as if there was a window near did not hesitate and ripped the mascot's head off and threw it at, Sam, who was there as well, enjoying the nice day in one of his favorite theme parks of which hew owned.

The head hit him at full speed in the stomach.

Sam hesitated for a minute not sure what had just happened. Then.

'HOW DARE YOU KILL MOUSY!' Sam screamed wiping the blood off his face. 'Oh dear' Fought Cadaver backing away from the grisly mess he had made. He doubted that the boy even recognized him.

'Disney freaks attack!' Sam yelled and suddenly all of the people including the children turned their heads in a freaky zombie-like manner and started heading towards him with pure hatred in their eyes.

'KillKillKillKillKillKill' they mumbled over and over as they moved closer.

Cadaver run back to the place where he left his master and master's new lover and best friends. He heard the Disney freaks behind him, they were now joined by the dressed up mascots.

But as he got out of the street into the main square he was met with a truly weird sight.

There was a large army of frightening, snarling ,wild demons on one side, they looked as if they were ready to pounce. On the other side was an equally large army of disciples, each chanting their spells and ready for battle. There was a huge space in the middle in which stood Lord Loss with Val and Rebecca at his side, Amy was in front of the army with Artery and Vain. Facing them was Barbarus and Grubbs.

Grubbs was drunk.

Val was about to say something but she saw Cadaver standing there and gestured him over to stand by her. She had her lab coat on and her sleeves were rolled up, she was holding two random looking devices in her hands. When Cadaver came over(Still aware that the Disney-zombies were after him) she hugged him and smiled, he hugged back. 'These are oreo launchers I had invented but forgotten to tell you about.' She said as they broke apart.

'Cool' Was all Cadaver said as he took one of the launchers and turned to face the enemy.

'' Slurred Grubbs, fell over, farted, got up again, and finally he transformed into a werewolf. As he did so suddenly a huge werewolf pack appeared from one of the lovely colorful streets of Disney Land. 'Oh shit, we are outnumbered' Said Lord Loss and gulped as he took a step back.

'Oh no we are not' Said Rebecca as she gestured to the demon-part of the square, everybody followed her gaze and saw about a million teenage girls appear from the streets. They were dressed up in 'I luv JB' hoodies and T-shirts. Every single one of them was armed with a hoodie launcher, their killer expressions were on their enemy.(Who in the mean time were joined by the zombies.)

'How come they are on our side? Didn't I kill their messier?'(Aka. Justin Biber) Asked Lord Loss surprised.

'No you didn't, when I hit him in the restaurant with the frozen goose he was unconscious, not dead. But I also hit his vocal cords making his voice even sweeter than before. Also Amy is with you now, and when you love a Beliber (A cross between Justin Biber and believer) you get treated like one yourself.' Said Becky saluting to the girls who saluted back and took their places behind the demon army ready too shoot. Lord Loss was talking on her mobile further away.

'Alsome but we are still outnumbered.' Said Cadaver but it was about to get worse.

'YOU FOUR ARMED OREO FLINGING KILLER!' Screamed a little fat boy as he appeared on Sam's and Barbarus's side, joined by all of the other fat people which like a family. 'Crap, this is the family of that fat woman I killed in front of starbucks with an oreo.' Carried on Cadaver, holding his weapon more tightly than before. In fear.

They were done for.

'Hi Lordy, you called me?' Said a young masculine voice and all of the creatures turned too see Darren Shan (The character) appear next too the demon master. ' Um, yes we need you and your vampire friends to wallop all of those werewolves there." (It was night for some reason)Said Lord Loss pointing at the werewolves.

'Nice, I never new there was such thing as werewolves. But I think that and his friends will have a great time.' Cooed Darren as a red haired vampire appeared next to him. 'Hi Mr.C' Said Lord Loss and hovered over to the vampire and gave him a high five.' We know each other from primary school' He explained later.

In a second Lord Loss's army had grown in umbers as the creepy vampires appeared out of nowhere scaring some of the demons.(Not the girls, the demons.) Who screamed in the surprise of their new allies.

'Can this battle finally begin?' Screamed Sam from the other side of the square over the noise of the crowd.

'Um, NO! We are still expecting some people!' Screeched Val. And she as right, from the now dark alley ways were filled with scientists wearing their white lab coats. They were all about Val's age and were carrying dangerous looking weapons. The most nerdy looking one came up to Val and saluted. ' Hi Lady Bloomingtile we came as you asked, but some of us had to stay home because of unexpected illnesses.' She said, her hair was a chocolate brown and she had a natural brown tan, her large brown eyes twinkled from beneath her safety goggles.

'Indeed, Lady Runnington, or should I say Emily." Said Val grinning at her friend, her brace twinkling in the moon light.

'OK. We can start now!' She yelled over to her nemesis.

'Fine! Prepare to be destroyed by the good guys!' Came the reply. Possibly from Sam. The two sides fell silent, the night was warm, a sight breeze wafting through the streets carried the stink of alcohol that coming from Grubbs. The clear sky showed the moon and the stars. Amy was whimpering somewhere in the back ground.

The two sides faced each other waiting for the order to strike. Just so you remember: Demonata vs. Disciples. Vampires vs. Werewolves. Scientists vs. Disney freaks. and Belibers vs. Fat woman's family

'If I don't make it trough this I want you to know that I love you,' Whispered cadaver in Val's ear. 'Me to' she answered and they kissed.' Cool, Im kissing a demon.' fourght Val. 'Cool, Im kissing a scientist. ' Fourght Cadaver. But they stopped when they heard the war cries.

'FOR THE DEMONATA!' Screamed Lord Loss, Cadaver and the rest of the demons in a deathly chorus.

'FOR THE SAFTEY OF THIS WORLD!' Bellowed Barbarus and so did the disciples.

'FOR THE SEX!' Screeched Darren with and the vampires.

'FOR NARNIA!' Howled the wasted Grubbs flinging a bottle of whiskey at Mr. Crepsley who attacked him straight away. The rest of the werewolves followed their pack leader's example.

'FOR SCIANCE!' Piped Emily and Val joined by the scientists. They fiered at their nemesis with their high tech laser guns.

'FOR DISNEY!' Sang the Disney freaks and charged. Sam staying behind. He climbed up the Disney castle and wached as the two sides crashed.

'FOR JUSTIN BIBER!' Roared Rebecca giving the signal to fire.

The fat woman's family didn't have time to say a thing. The hoodies took and the oreos them down.

AND THE BATTLE BEGAN!


This is my longest chapter ever! Please tell me if you like it. I might only carry on if I get at least one or two more reviews.