Greetengs! This is the 7th chapter. I hope you enjoy it! It is my longest chapter yet. By the way thanks for the reviews.
The great square erupted with a huge wave of noise. The hoodies were the first to close the gap between the two armies, the multi-colored rain pushed back the zombies. The disciples were able to doge most of them but many fell, strangled by the huddies. The brave Belibers carried on with the deadly volleys their enemies falling behind with every shot from the Justin-mad girls.
'Halt! It is time to reload!' Screamed Rebbecca over the racket of the battling vampires and werewolves that had started fighting a while ago. The vampires starting to gain the upper hand. The girls stopped to reload the hoodie launchers, Rebbecca giving the signal to Cadaver to send the first charge foreword.(I rely don't know how they all managed to plan this within five minutes)
'C'omon my dear minions let's go murder!' He shouted over his shoulder to the hoard of demons behind him. The nightmare army howled and charged straight oway, not even looking at the size the charge was in. The creatures seemed to be in a huge frenzy. As they charged they looked like a sea of living horrors giving off the weirdest noises ever. The disciples were the ones to be charging as well, only to find an unstoppable demon marathon charging straight at them.
The sides crushed together, the demons swiping the rival army of its feet. The horrors bit, ripped, disemboweled, burned, ate and all the other things their enemy. The vampires used their speed to outfit the werewolves, but the numbers were still matching.
The battle was only beginning.
In the middle of the demon charge stood the demon master, he was not scared actually he looked quite happy. His demons run around him. His crismon eyes taking the view of the battle. Amy was holding on to Lord Loss's waist for her dear life her eyes closed while singing. 'SOFT KITTY. WARM KITTY. LITTLE BALL OF FUR!'
Her voice trembled with fear, Lord Loss looked down to see her and picked her up holding the terrified Amy close to his chest. 'Don't worry my love. It will be over soon.' He whispered in Amy's ear and then gave her a pecking kiss on the lips. Amy looked a little bit better but was still trembling.
'Wait,WERE THE HELL ARE THOSE NERDS!' Roared Lord Loss suddenly as he realised that the scientists were nowhere to be seen. He was sure that thay did not run off but wanted to make sure. So he called Cadaver over and told him to go and find Val and the scientists. 'Yes sir!' Barked Cadaver in a military manner and set off trough the crowd of battling creatures.
As Cadaver run through the crowd he realised that the vampires were starting to rape the werewolves. This was so gross that he had to run with his ears over his eyes while eating oreos at the same time. He run around blindly but tripped over some thing or some one and fell over. As he got up he realised that he was actually witnessing Grubbs getting violently reaped by Darren.
'help, OW! Me, OW! Pleease!' Screamed the teenage werewolf to the freaked out demon, he was still a tiny bit tipsy but still drunk anoth to enjoy it. Cadaver fought quickly and took out his i phone to film the disgusting scene. He had an idea that Val will accept it as a present from him for their one hour anniversary.(AWWW :)
He stood there for about five minutes happy slapping the violence in front of him and eating oreos. Suddenly there was a whoosh and a huge cloud of bats appeared out of nowhere. The little furry creatures seemed to be very interested in attacking the Disney freaks. They shot down from the starry night sky diving in like mini black bombs. Darren was so surprised that he stopped humping Grubbs and looked up, only to get a bat tangled in his hair. 'Oh no! My beautiful locks are ruined!' He screamed trying to pick the bat out.
'No FREAKING WAY! MY LITTLE LAB FRIENDS HAVE COME TO HELP US!' Screamed a girl that could only be Val from the book store at the far back of the square. Cadaver did not hesitate and putting his phone away sprinted towards the double doors of the book shop. When he got there the lights were on and the middle of the room was cleared of all the book shelves and turned into a mini lab.
A few of the young geniuses in their lab coats were standing around the table examining different phials and computer screens. They all seemed to be hard at work. 'Oh there you are!' Exclaimed the girl that he remembered was called Emily. She was carrying a clip board and a pen, she came up to him and without a word took his arm and led him to the far end of the shop. He found himself between two huge book shelves, each one stacked with Disney volumes. Val was standing in between of the two shelves examining a purple laptop that she held in one hand.
'Ow hi I wasn't expecting you.' She said as she closed the laptop and put it under her arm. ' What brings you here Cadaver? Aren't you supposed to be leading your army of evil with Lord Loss and his lover?' She questioned him jokingly. 'Um, no I was sent here by him to see why you have left the battle field.' Answered Cadaver, he was in fact a little curious why they did so.
'Well. You see that me and my fellow nerds are not that good at fighting. So we retreated here to find the cure to this twisted disease that those zombies have.' Explained Val as she became aware that the demon was slowly aging towards her as she spoke with a weird look in his eyes. Also the all the nerds in the room had their whole attention on them.
Before Cadaver could eat another oreo an unknown instinct made him kiss Val. She in return got rely freaked out and screamed into his mouth, it sounded like 'what the hell!' But she quickly quietened down and responded to the kiss. Both of their eyes were closed so they did not see that all of the scientists had got their phones out and were filming them. The noises of the battle raging outside were much quieter here, all you could hear was that owl again.(See my chapter I'm not bothered to write it down.)
Suddenly Cadaver felt a weird sensation in his crotch.(I'm rely sorry but I'm not a boy and do not know how it feels to get a stiffy (If you know please tell me hehe (LOL a bracket inside a bracket)hehe ) so bare with me). And before he knew it he had prodded Val sharply in the stomach. 'What?' She squeaked and jumped knocking her head on the shelf above her head. 'Ow' She moaned as she rubbed her bruised scalp. But quickly straightened up, her eyes shining with sudden excitement.
'EUREEKA!' She exclaimed, her finger dramatically high up in the air. 'I just had the alsomest idea ever.!' She said as the nerds quickly saved the videos and turned on their voice recorders in case their fellow nerd gets bumped in her head again. Gathering her lab coat around her she swept to the middle of the room. After all of the eyes settled on her she took a long breath in and begun speaking:
'We all know that these Disney-zombies are only transformed into their demoniacal state if their surroundings are identified to their brains as Disney-land. So I suggest trying to distract them and making them feel as if they are not in Disney. We are going to need music and most preferably a live singer. I suggest using Cadaver's phone since he had stolen it from Usher, or so he told me.'
She was cut of as a Vain crashed into the room, she looked rather scared and it took her a moment to turn to Val. 'The Belibers are giving up, we need you to do something!' Was as all she said, Val looked at the panting demon for a moment with a surprised look on her face, clearly expecting a longer message. Then Cadaver spoke up 'This is perfect! We can call Justin Biber! Usher is bound to have his number!' He squalled and everybody cheered as Cadaver opened the phone book on Usher's x-phone.
Meanwhile outside that stuffy nerd-filled book shop
Lord Loss was making-out with Amy as he hit Barbarus in the face with a chess board. He was winning but he enjoyed doing it with style. His demon army was still battling with the disciples and the zombies but a tiny winy voice inside his head told him that help was coming soon, very vampires were now winning over the werewolves, of each many had retreated.
On the far end of the square the brave army of Belibers was battling on, but each one of them was sure that the end was near. Rebbecca was counting how many more voleys they could do before they completely run out of ammunition. But as she gazed up she saw a shadow come over the moon. All the other girls saw it as well and were shouting and were pointing at it and talking in exited voices. As the blond girl squinted her eyes she realised that it was a blimp that had covered the moon. And it was heading towards them.
As the blimp drew near all the other fighting creatures spotted it. Grubbs, (Who by now had been reaped repeatedly by Darren and was now on top of Mr. Crepsley.) got so freaked out that he passed out on the floor. The other werewolves cheered and joined the demon army on Lord Loss's side. For a minute everyone fell silent, all that could be heard is the deathly chant of the Disney freaks.'.'
When the blimp silently drifted to Lord Losse's side of the square the fighting had resumed. But suddenly the bottom of the blimp opened (somehow) and blinding yellow light spewed out. Once again the fighting stopped and all eyes were on the spot of light coming from the blimp, it was on Becky. The teenage girl seemed rather embarrassed and looked down. Then suddenly a rope came from the blimp and a boy in a purple hoodie slid down to the ground…
It was Justin Beaber
All the Belibers gasped
The demons looked pleased
Amy farted
He grinned at Becky, who seemed in a state of shock. ' your friend called me, so I came. To help you fight against this pedophile.' He gestured with his hand at Barbarus, his beautiful face twisting in disgust.'AWWWW' Said the belibers. There was a minute of silence in which Becky and the boy gazed into each others eyes. Then Val appeared with Lord Loss, Cadaver, Amy and Darren. 'Shall we all rave a little then?' Said Darren and clicked on a small black remote, and he music started
Musial fanfic! To Eene Meene by Shaun Kingston ft. Justin Baeber
The belibers started to shoot with the rhythm. Justin was singing on the microphone. Lord Loss was dooing Shaun Kingston's parts.(He has a good singing voice)
They sang:
Eenie meene miny mo, shoot a fatty in his toe if he hollers( if if he hollers) shoot him more.
They are so fraked out, they can't hide, they keep on running , from left to right
Grubbs, come a bit closer Look in my ass yww you are so wrong I'm Dr. Evil
You seem like the type
To annoy them and leave them
And disappear right after this song
So give me the night
To hit you, harass you
Don't leave me out here plotting evil alone
Refrain!
Can't make up your mind, mind.
Mind Stop wasting my time, time, time
I'm not trying to rewind wind, wind wind wind
I wish my fists could smash into your face
He turned to Amy:
Cause Amy is a eenie meenie miny mo lova Amy is a eenie meenie miny mo lova Amy is a eenie meenie miny mo lova Amy is a eenie meenie miny mo lova
By the time Justin Sang his part the zombies and the disciples were retreating. The belibers were in fool swing and Barbarus kept getting hit in the balls by Becky. 'You shall be mine one day' He screamed at the blond girl who was standing by Justin Beaber who had his arm around her. ' Like the Belible(A cross between the Bible and Beaber.) says: Justin is my one and my only!' She wailed back.
Val and Cadaver were waltzing trough the square and eating oreos at the same time while blasting their nemesis with death ray guns. The evening was absolutely alsome and it was about to get even more alsomastic. The demons were cutting the disciples down like combine harvesters. But still more were coming trough. The scientists have now joined in the battle and were using death rey guns.
Suddenly a amazing fought accrued to Cadaver: He was going to propose to Val. But sadly he had no thing to propose to her with, and he didn't want to look like a tramp. With the spare pair of his hands he rooted trough his pockets but found no thing. He was about to give up when he remembered the bomb he hid up his sleeve earlier.
He let go of Val and took out the nuke(Yes, it was a nuke) then dropped to one knee and held it above his head. 'Lady Bloomingtile Heston of Hestonshire, will you marry me?' He said in a formal and pleading manner. 'Yes of course!' Answered the scientist.
On the other side of the square Lord Loss suddenly hovered to one knee in front of Amy. 'Amy will you marry me?' Said the demon master, but he did not get an answer because Amy fainted on the spot.
Justin Beber was still singing and holding Becky when he randomly dropped to one knee and took his awesome purple watch off and held it up to Becky. ' Lady LOLington of LOLingtonshire, will you marry me?' he asked in front of the girls who yelled 'Say yes!' To Becky. 'Ummm. Yes' Said the blond girl and kissed the Justin's perfect lips.
But the beautiful scene was stopped(And so was the music) When Val and Cadaver run onto the stage(It appeared when Justin came) chucking a beeping nuke between themselves. 'AHHH! IT'S GONNA BLOW!' They screamed in union as Val passed the nuke to Emily who had just appeared out of nowhere. She caught it easily and examined it carefully before turning to everyone.
' We have about two minutes to evacuate everyone from here' She said then stopped and took out an calculator and typed something in quickly before turning to them again. 'The explosion is going to be so big it will blow up this whole theme park, AND BEYOND' When she said beyond everybody gasped.
Becky held on to Justin
Val held on to Cadaver
And Lord Loss held on to Amy who was limp in his arms
Amy farted
'I know just the spell that will transport all of us to my realm. But I will need help from Cadaver' Said Lord Loss after a short pause.'Do it then! Il go and Get Sam' Said Rebecca and hurried off into the night, Justin on her heels.
Silently Lord Loss and Cadaver bowed their heads and started to mumble words in a strange language. The night was still warm and the noises of the battle seemed to quieten down. The beeping of the bomb seemed to be the loudest noise. Suddenly they all disappeared: The belibers, the scientists, the vampires , the demons and the werewolves. Leaving their enemies behind them. And the ticking nuke.
And Disney land was wiped,of the face of the earth.
But instead of 'Lord Loss's' realm Cadaver and Lord Loss said 'Sam's house.'
LOL
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