Hello! This is the last chapter of this story! I hope you enjoy it! A lot of rude stuff in this one.


A few hours after the last chapter

Amy was in a huge room with white walls and ceiling. The floor was covered with a white rug and the huge windows were open to let in the warm breeze that fluttered the white curtains. Amy was also dressed in white, a white wedding dress to be exact. Her strawberry-blond hair fell all over her arms with a white veil that covered the top of her head and a silver tiara studded with diamonds.

She sighed and looked once more at her reflection in the long mirror that hung from the wall. Her eyes had turned purple and her teeth had gone sharp in the past hour. Lord Loss had explained to her that she had changed into a demon. She had also grown an orange cow-like tail that was now obscured by the folds of her wedding dress. She felt both nervous and happy, since it was her and Lord Loss's wedding. (Lol) In a few hours she will be known as Lady Loss.

In another room in Sam's huge mansion Rebecca as pacing back and forth nervously, her white dress rustling around her. Justin Beber's awesome watch was still on her wrist. She breathed out and came to the window that looked down into Sam's glamorous garden that stretched on for miles. It strangely looked like a posh polo club.

The grass was neatly cut and tables stood everywhere loaded with all kinds of food. The demons were resting under the shade of the trees, trying to keep out of the scorching sun. The beliber girls were pacing back and forth adding the finishing touches to the decorations. A small altar stood at the far back of the garden, it was decorated with beautiful white roses.

'This is gonna be such an awesome party!' She heard Val say from behind some bushes. The she saw her emerge holding a plate full of oreos and ham. She was also dressed in a white dress but it was much simpler than hers and Amy's, Val seemed to be the least stressed. Thinking of Amy Rebecca gathered her white skirts around her and headed for Amy's room.

In the kitchens of Sam's mansion the scientists were busy cooking the world's weirdest dishes. While Lord Loss, Cadaver and their new best-friend Justin Beaber were randomly throwing different decorations at the six-meter tall wedding cake that towered above them.

' There is no freaking way that I am going to kiss Becky in front of all of those gwaping people.' Said Justin after they had finished. 'Just imagine that everyone is a cabbage, that always helps.' Answered Lord Loss as he played with his black bowtie nervously. ' Wait guys, there is one problem.' Said Cadaver after a short pause. 'What?' Asked the other two in union. ' Well. Um, after our army had taken over this whole mansion and the wedding was being planned we forgot one vital detail, we don't have a priest.'

'A priest? Who needs a priest? Neither of us are religious.' Said Justin. ' But we do need someone to marry us.' Lord Loss mused. 'I know! We will call Usher!' Exclaimed Cadaver. 'WHAT!' Screamed the other two gain this time making one of the werewolves that was chopping oranges look at them.

' We can call Usher and force him to be our priest for the day in the exchange for his rely expensive phone!' Replied the demon simply while waving the phone around in front of their faces. ' That is a good idea…' Said Justin rubbing his chin. Then he snatched up the phone and opened the phone book on Usher's x-phone.( Again) (You might have realized that Cadaver is not eating any oreos. This is because he is starving himself for the wedding feast.)

Rebecca was putting mascara on Amy's eyelashes when Val barged into the room. 'Hi' She said happily as she skipped over to sit by Amy. This made Rebecca's arm shake and the mascara brush fell from her hand and fell on Amy's dress making a horrible brown smudge. 'YOUUUU!' Wailed Amy and then got up and started chasing Val around the room and screeching viciously like an angry parrot. Val used her genius and quickly took her wedding dress of and threw it at the angry girl. 'HERE HAVE IT! ILL JUST PUT ON MY LABCOAT!"

'By the way where is Sam?' Asked Becky trying to keep up the jolly atmosphere. ' He was tied up and thrown into his room with Darren and on guard.' Said Val while putting on her lab coat 'Oh, and Perry the Platypus' She added quickly. 'I set up a hidden camera to see what they are up to in there.' She said and tuned on the huge T.V that hung from the wall.

All the girls stared at the picture frozen for a couple of minutes. 'Oh Perry! Get in there!' Screamed Darren, this was the wakeup call for Val who turned the T.V off.

'YWWW.." Said Amy.

When every thing was ready and everyone was around the altar.

Everyone was there. The belibers, the demons that stood smartly in the crowd, the werewolves, the scientists in their lab coats, and so were the vampires. (Lord Loss put a spell on them to stop them from burning in the sunlight) It was within a few hours until sunset. The sky was still beautifully bluethe sun shone less strongly and the birds were singing. Thee was a soft breeze that made the trees rustle silently.

The whole garden was very noisy. Everyone was laughing talking singing and screaming. The atmosphere was happy and exiting. The white carpet that led to the altar was surrounded with people at both sides. The other part went right into the mansion where it disappeared under the shadow of the doorway.

'You go first!' Hissed Rebecca pushing Val closer to the doorway 'No. You go first!' Whispered back the girl. 'Fine! Il go first!' Said Lord Loss taking Amy's hand. Amy looked up at him with a frightened expression on her face Lord Loss squeezed her hand reassuringly in reply. Cadaver was going to say something when he heard Ushers voice.

'Hello everybody! I hope that I had remembered the wedding vows cause I'm gonna be preaching this weddi'n ' Everybody cheered loudly. 'How the hell did you get Usher to preach this wedding?' Asked Val suspiciously back in the mansion. 'Long Story.' Answered Cadaver.

The music started laying and Artery appeared from somewhere in a pink dress and started throwing flower petals all over the carpet. Everybody outside went quiet and stopped moving. Amy was the first to get pulled by her wrist into the open. Everybody cheered. When the young couple stood in front of Usher it was time for them to recite their wedding vows.

'Amy, do you promise to be mine and mine forever? And buy the way do not try to kill me, I'm immortal.' Sid Lord Loss holding Amy's hands. 'Um. Yes and don't try to kill me either please.' Answered Amy in a small voice. Everyone cheered again.

Becky and Justin were next to walk up to the altar. 'Recite your wedding vows please. Said Usher and winked at Justin who grinned. Before Becky could speak music was turned on and the boy in front of her produced a microphone out of nowhere.

There is gonna be one less lonely Becky.

He sang in front of everyone his beautiful voice raising and falling. (He sang the whole song but I was not bothered to write it.) The bleibers gasped and some of them fainted. Rebecca stood mesmerized eyes wide. When Justin finished singing everyone clapped. But then it was Val's and Cadaver's turn and they sprinted to the altar trying to avoid the bats from Val's lab that were attacking them.

They stood panting in front of Usher, 'You might recite your wedding vows.' Said the singer. Cadaver looked at Val and said: 'Ummm. We don't have any wedding vows.' 'yes I know' Said the bride back. Strangely everybody clapped and laughed again.

'Now do you wish to marry that dude you are holding hands with?' Asked Usher. Yes. Yep .Indeed" Answered the girls all nodding happily.

'And do you wish to marry that chick that gives you a boner?' He asked the lads. 'Of course, Sure, Why not?' They answered.

'Then I am like oh oh oh oh my god! You are married!' Yelled Usherspreading his arms over the newly married couples. 'You might now kiss the bride." He said smiling.

Val and Cadaver had a little peck and so did Justin and Becky. But Amy practically snogged Lord Loss's poor little face off. And then she would have raped him at the spot if Grubbs who told her to cut the cake and didn't stop her.

Then the feast started.

It was the loudest and the noisiest feast ever. The werewolves ate like pigs and gobbled down every thing in their path. The demons ate with class using spoons, Forks and knives showing perfect manners and chatting poshly between each other.

The belibers and the scientists sang and laughed with the demons and the other creatures. The music played loudly and everybody had a good time. Lord Loss pored champagne all over Amy's dress and she got angry with him. She started screaming and chasing him around the wedding cake while every body watched and laughed.

Then the champagne sunk in and the dress started smelling strangely of oreos. ' What the hell?' Amy said turning to Val who smiled secretly. ' The fabrics of this dress are made entirely out of oreos. I forgot about that when I gave it to you.' Said the evil genius. ' Why would you want a oreo flavored dress?' Asked Amy and then looked at Cadaver. 'Oh I see' She said but before she realized the danger she was in.

Before Amy knew it the dress was ripped of her by a hungry demon. Cadaver was about to take a bight out of the dress when it dissolved in his hands. 'aww' he moaned sadly looking down at the slushy remains. When he turned his attention to Amy she seemed a little shaken. She was standing in the middle of the garden in her white underwear. Suddenly her eyes turned more predator like and she started breathing strangely.

She turned to Lord Loss who was hiding behind the wedding cake, obviously scared. Amy then started slowly stalking towards him like some type of wild animal. ' My raping senses are tingling.' She whispered in a horny voice before launching at Lord Loss and pushing him straight into the wedding cake that collapsed on them.

'Ahh! Help me! I hoped that this would happen on our honeymoon!' Screamed the demon master as his lady reaped him in the cake. Everybody started laughing hysterically and pointing and filming it. Even giggled a little.' It is good that everybody had a piece before this happened.' Said Darren cheerfully putting a mouthful of the white cake in his mouth.

When all was cleaned up and Amy got a new dress and Lord Loss a new suit the sun had gone down and it was a warm pleasant evening. The lights were all turned on to create a dreamy atmosphere. The couples got ready for the slow dance. Cadaver and Val said that they were not going to dance. Because they were too shy.( They actually wanted to stay behind and finish the food.)

The crowd parted to reveal a dance floor and then the couples paired up to dance. Lord Loss smiled and took Amy's hand in front of everyone while Becky and Justin sneaked in quietly and started dancing on the edge of the dance floor in case they needed to run.

The gentle music started playing and everyone was having a good time. Half way trough the dance Becky realized that Justin had a hidden microphone clipped on to his collar. She was about to ask him why hen the song stopped and everybody went quiet.

They stopped dancing

A spotlight was directed onto them

Justin cleared his throat

Amy farted

Justin smiled at Becky and started singing once again. Song fic! My favorite by Justin Beaber

I always knew you were the best
The strangest girl I know
So prettier than all the rest
The star of my show

So many times I wished
You'd be the one for me
But never knew it'd get like this
Becky, what you do to me

You're who I'm thinkin' of
Becky, you ain't my runner up
And no matter what
You're always number one

My prize possession, one and only
Adore you girl, I have you
The one I can't live without
That's you, not her (He points at Amy.)

You're my special little Becky
The one that makes me crazy
Of all the girls I've ever known
It's you, Not her (Points at Amy again)

My favorite, my favorite
My favorite, my favorite girl
My favorite girl

When he stopped singing the crowd went wild and Becky kissed him not caring that they were watching. She never felt so happy! On the other side of the crowd Darren and Mr. Crepsley were making out, but that is a different story.

'WOOHOO! THAT WAS AWSOME!' Screamed Val appearing out of nowhere she was carrying a small black remote and a usb stick. 'Everybody shut up!' Howled Cadaver as he followed her with an oreo in his hand. They listened and went quiet, first they could not hear any thing but then as the creature's sensitive ears got used to the silence the could make out moaning coming from Sam's window in the mansion.

'What is he doing up there?' Said Amy looking up at the dimly lit window. 'Dunno but lets find out' Said Val and walked up to the wall of the house then pressed a hidden button somewhere on the wall and a thousand inch tv appeared. 'I have installed c.c.t.v cameras in his room before he was thrown into there as a prisoner' She explained to the crowd of curious monsters. ( You might have realized that I has said that before(Yes Val is me if you have forgotten.) but I had forgotten about it in the excitement of the day.)

'So what you are you waiting for? Lets see what they are doing!' Exclaimed Becky impatiently. ' Well we know that something was going on a few hours ago.' Said Amy looking at Darren and Mr. Crepsley who blushed and looked down with guilty expressions on their faces.

'Who is in there with him?' Asked Lord Loss turning to Cadaver. 'Perry the Platypus, for some reason.' Answered his familiar simply and turned to the tv screen. All the guests had produced popcorn and drinks out of nowhere and Cadaver was handed his favorite type with mini oreos in tit and . Then he settled down by Val by the side of the screen and sat down on the soft grass. Val stood up and turned on the laser pointer that was in her hand.

'Now what you will see might scar you for life, because I am not sure what is going on in there.' Said Val to the crowd and pointed at the window. 'So if you are faint hearted please leave now.' Nobody moved.

'Ok lets start then' Said the Scientist and sat down next to Cadaver on the grass. Justin Yawned and put his arm around Becky and Lord Loss was making out with Amy at the back. Then Val turned the TV on. The sight that came up was totally gross.

Everybody gasped

Becky covered her eyes

Amy farted

The enormous screen showed Perry the Platypus in agent P mode.(If you are confused watch Phinaenas and Perb) Agent P was humping Sam very quickly, they were both on Sam's bed with the pillows everywhere. 'Oh Perry!' screamed Sam with pleasure. 'Yww! Turn it off!' screamed Amy covering her eyes with her tail. But instead of doing what Amy wanted (And the rest of the guests) Val didn't, because she was not paying attention, because she was snogging Cadaver. At that point Cadaver got a boner that pressed the zoom button on the remote in Val's pocket.

All the guests went 'Yww!' as the camera zoomed in on the action. (I am very sorry that I cannot describe it in more detail. I am only fourteen and rely respect my parent who tell me not to watch porn.) Perry was now giving Sam rough anal. 'Oh sorry I had forgotten to put the speakers on." Said Val and much to everybody's dismay took out a cable connected to a huge column of speakers and plugged it into the TV.

The sound came up rely loudly and by loudly I mean LOUDLY. The audience's eyes went wide as they listened to Perry doing Sam at full blast. 'Oh and I forgot to turn it onto HD' Val quickly added she pushed Cadaver of her and clicked the button on her remote and the picture became much more detailed.' Here we go now I can start my documentary.' She went on loudly and stood up on her feet switching on her laser pointer and pointed it onto the screen. 'Here we have a platypus interacting with a Homo sapiens a.k.a Sam' She started pointing the red laser dot at Sam.

A half an hour of constant commentary later.

'Now you might notice how the platypus's penis expands to fit inside its target.' Val said as Becky and Justin answered with questioning stares. Amy and Lord Loss were getting to fourth base. 'Were is the platypus by the way?' Said Grubbs as he sipped on his coke. 'Well he is right here…' Said the evil genius as she realized where Perry had gone.

Everybody gasped (Again) and laughed

Becky took one look and fainted.

Amy farted.

Perry had gone inside Sam, literally all that could be seen was the beaver like tail coming out of Sam's ass.

This was too much for Val, she had seen much more appalling sights in her life but this was absolutely disgusting. She quickly switched off the TV and everybody made a disappointed sigh. 'Why don't we rave then?' Said Becky suddenly after a minute of silence in which only that owl could be heard. 'TWEETWOO!, TWEETWOO!, FTWEETOO!, FAWEETOO!, FUITYOUUU!, FUCKYOUUU!, FUCKYOUUUUU!' IT went.

'Yeyy!' Everybody yelled and Lord Loss hovered ever to the speakers and plugged his I pod into them. The music blasted out of the speakers, the lights were turned on, the booze appeared and everybody started raving to the dance music. The party was the alsomest one ever and nobody got in a sulk that night. The demons, the werewolves and the vampires had a dance contest to see which race was the best at street dancing.

The vampires won because they were the sexiest, and Grubbs was one of the judges. He wanted to impress Darren so he gave them high marks. Usher preformed a few times and Val and Cadaver were the DJs. Amy was a bar tender but quickly stopped as the creatures realized that she was spiking up the drinks. There is not much more I can say about this party, It was an amazing, happy, exiting, just like any other night at the club.

Everybody raved so much that they created an earthquake and Sam's mansion collapsed leaving only his room standing. Sam didn't realize that and carried on humping Perry.

After the party finished (It was six in the morning) the three married couples were weaved goodbye by their guests as they set of on their honeymoon.

THE END?


Do you think I sould write a story about the honey moon? Or just leave it? I relly enjoyed writing this by the way and I am relly happy about the reviews. I would love a little bit more reviews. I enjoy reading them ;)