Hello everyone reading this, first off I have to say wow. Just two chapters in and this story has sixty reviews. Now how about I answer a question that has come up quite a few times? And that's will this be a harem? Hm good question I suppose for this type of story. First off If you read any of my previous stories you would probably know I don't write harems, but in the nature of this story I may do a small one, not certain at this point. So even though Naruto will be a pervert don't expect him to screw everything with a va jay-jay. As of now I'll take suggestions as to who you'd like to see in a small harem with Naruto two to three girls max! No older women, because that freaks me out in stories. Now with that out of the way let's move on with the story!

Chapter 3: My Names Naruto!

Jiraiya sighed contently as he breathed in the fresh warm moist air that could only be found in his native homeland of fire country. As with most days in Konoha it was pretty much perfect, the temperature was just right with a great breeze to accompany it.

Looking down at his protégé Jiraiya grinned fiercely at the seven year old. "Alright gaki, time for a pop quiz to make sure you've been paying attention to everything me and Kakashi have been trying to teach you."

Naruto looked up at his father figure with an equally large grin on his face. "Bring it on, I'm ready for anything!" Naruto returned back.

Jiraiya nodded as he placed his hand on his chin. Spying his first target, Jiraiya turned to Naruto. "Now tell me what do you see when you look at that woman?" Jiraiya questioned as a young woman no older then nineteen walked by them.

Naruto squinted his eyes for a moment on the woman before answering. "I see a size thirty-two B" Naruto answered.

Jiraiya giggled like a little school girl. "Perfect gaki." Jiraiya congratulated before spying another woman. "Now her."

"Easy, she's a thirty-six A" Naruto answered with a dismissive wave of his hand. "come on, give me one a little harder then this!" Naruto challenged

Jiraiya smiled approvingly. "All right you cheeky little brat, what size is she?" Jiraiya questioned, not bothering to be discreet as he pointed to a woman with ridiculously large breast.

"I said a challenge." Naruto barked before answering. "She's clearly a double D!"

"Nope brat, close as you may be, she's surely a size forty-two D!" Jiraiya boasted loudly which had been his mistake considering the woman had over heard him.

"Why you dirty old man!" The woman shouted while glaring a hole through Jiraiya. "You should be ashamed of yourself, teaching a child to know such things."

Jiraiya simply gave the woman a dismissive wave of his hand before retorting. "Consider it a compliment; you've just served as a valuable test subject for my young apprentice here."

The woman answered Jiraiya's crude remark with a vicious slap to his cheek before storming away.

Naruto bursted into a fit of laughter at the scene. Although he'd witnessed Jiraiya slapped on multiple occasions, it never failed to amuse him.

"I bet that one stung." Kakashi noted as he appeared behind Naruto and Jiraiya.

"No worse then any other slap I've had curtsey of Konoha's female population." Jiraiya stated sourly while rubbing his throbbing cheek.

Naruto's eyes brightened upped at hearing Kakashi's voice. "Kakashi-niisan!" Naruto chorused loudly, you're back from your mission!"

Kakashi's eye curved upward resembling a smile of sorts before he walked around the bench and sat next to Naruto. "Miss me that much, it's only been three days?"

"Yeah, three days of just me and my lazy god-father." Naruto returned as he launched himself at Kakashi and wrapped him in a head lock. "He won't teach me anything!"

"Won't teach you anything!" Jiraiya repeated. "What about those female anatomy lessons we had?" Jiraiya challenged.

Naruto rolled his eyes. "That's not new, we've gone over female anatomy plenty of times." Naruto fired back. "Besides I mean you haven't taught me any cool Ninjutsu, only Kakashi-niisan bothers with teaching me the really cool stuff."

"How many times do I have to tell yah kid, you just don't have enough chakra or enough chakra control to learn the advanced techniques I have to teach you yet?" Jiraiya answered with a shrug.

"That's crap and you know it!" Naruto fired back. "You even said because of my tenant I have boat loads of chakra!"

"Actually I said you will eventually have a ridiculous amount of chakra." Jiraiya countered. "Right now you're chakra is far stronger then an average seven year old but it's still only about low to mid Genin level at best." Jiraiya explained. "And simply put that's not enough to learn my techniques."

Naruto frowned but said nothing else on the matter, instead opting to turn his attention back to Kakashi. "Hey Kakashi-niisan how come every time we come to visit Konoha the old man always sends you on missions?" Naruto questioned. "I mean we never get to spend time together when were here."

Kakashi pried Naruto off his neck before answering. "Sorry kido, but I'm still a registered ninja, here and duty calls."

Naruto sighed. "I guess I really wouldn't mind if I only had some other kids my age to hang out with." Naruto summarized quietly. "But we always only stay here for about a week."

Kakashi looked at Naruto sympathetically, and was about to try and offer his little brother some words of solace, but Jiraiya beat him to the punch.

"Well gaki even though you still seem to undermine the more valuable things I teach you, I still think you're deserving of the surprise I have planned for you." Jiraiya stated.

Naruto's eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. "Surprise, you have a surprise for me!" Naruto questioned loudly before launching himself onto Jiraiya. "Tell me tell me tell me!"

Jiraiya grinned toothily. "We'll be staying for an extra week and not only that, I managed to get you permission from old man Sarutobi to sit in at the academy in a class with students all your age for that week." Jiraiya concluded.

Naruto was speechless for a moment before he enveloped Jiraiya in the tightest hug he could muster. "I'm finally gonna meet kids my own age when do I start!" Naruto questioned.

Both Jiraiya and Kakashi chuckled.

"You start first thing in the morning gaki." Jiraiya answered.

Naruto grinned fiercely. "I think only one thing could make this day better."

"Ramen" Both Jiraiya and Kakashi stated in unison, neither one of them sounding too thrilled about eating ramen for the fifth day in a row.

Naruto quirked his eyebrow. "Wow are you two psychic or something how'd yah know I was gonna say ramen?"

"Just a hunch I guess." Kakashi answered as they stood up and headed in the direction of Naruto's favorite ramen stand.


(The Following Day)

Naruto stared at his bedside alarm clock impatiently; he cursed himself for going through the trouble of setting the damn thing if he was only going to awaken thirty minutes before it even sounded.

He figured it couldn't be helped taking into account how excited he was to get the day started. If only time was on his side, but apparently time liked to drag ass when you stared at it.

"Come on you piece of junk." Naruto hissed though gritted teeth as he waited for the clock that currently read six twenty four to reach six thirty.

Kakashi chuckled slightly as he overheard Naruto's comment from his nearby bed. "You know Naruto I don't think ordering your clock to speed up will actually make it, let alone real time." Kakashi stated tiredly.

"Yeah I guess so." Naruto begrudgingly agreed. "But screw this." Naruto stated as he pried his bed sheets off his body and stood up. "What's six minutes anyway? I'm getting ready now." Naruto confirmed as he raced to the bathroom to prepare for the day.

"That gaki needs to work on his patience." Jiraiya grumbled in as the sound of the shower rang through his ears.

"Can you really blame him for being so excited?" Kakashi questioned as he stood up to cancel the alarm clock before it actually begun to ring. "He's had quite a strange upbringing, it's only natural he desires some form of normalcy in his life."

"I guess." Jiraiya acknowledged. "But he'll thank us for it once his ninja career actually begins. He doesn't realize it yet, but today he'll find out he's quite ahead of his fellow students in skill."

"Maybe" Kakashi stated as he sat back down on his bed. "I've heard there's quite the talented Uchiha in his age group."

"I've heard that too, Fugaku's youngest son right?" Jiraiya questioned as he rolled out of his bed and wiped the sleep from his eyes.

"That's the one." Kakashi confirmed.

Jiraiya shrugged. "Uchiha or not, I doubt the kid is on par with our gaki."

"Didn't realize you had a competitive side." Kakashi stated.

"It's nothing like that." Jiraiya retorted. "I just want that gaki to be every bit as good as his father."

"So that's why you focus on his speed so much?" Kakashi questioned. "It won't be easy for Naruto to follow in his father's foot steps. Speed and intelligence was his father's two highest qualities, while Naruto seems to be a bit more on the brawler and perseverance side of the spectrum, like his mother." Kakashi summarized thoughtfully.

"No reason to believe he can't excel at all four of those attributes." Jiraiya reasoned. "It's all in the conditioning after all. If we train him to be fast he will be, if we teach him to be smart he will be, and his perseverance comes as natural to him as breathing air." Jiraiya concluded as the sound of the shower faded away.

"I guess the gaki is about ready." Jiraiya stated as he walked over to a nearby face bowl and washed his face.

A moment later Naruto exited out of the bathroom grinning like an idiot. His golden spiky hair was about shoulder length. He was dressed in a white kimono top with orange flames at the bottom with a fishnet shirt underneath. His outfit was topped off with black baggy pants and fishnet leg protectors.

"Hey what's the hold up? Let's get going already!" Naruto demanded impatiently.

"Would you slow it down for a sec gaki?" Jiraiya stated in a muffled grumble, as he brushed his teeth. "I haven't even had the time to freshen up yet." Jiraiya concluded.

"You can do that later, you're just dropping me off after all right?" Naruto returned, before shifting through his back pack and locating a few ninja tools he thought he may need for the day.

"Damn brat" Jiraiya stated bluntly as he continued to brush his teeth.


(Elsewhere)

A Chunin by the name of Iruka Umino unlocked the door to his class room and stepped inside. His students would begin filing in within the next thirty minutes or so and he needed to be prepared for them.

Thinking about his students brought him to his current mindset, and that's the fact that he had a special guest sitting in for the week. Yes his guest was very special indeed, apart from him being raised by the renowned toad Sannin Jiraiya, he was also in fact the container of the nine tailed fox.

Like most he didn't have much of an opinion about the child considering how little time the boy actually spent in the village. To be honest with himself he couldn't recall how the boy even looked, for he'd only caught a glimpse of the child once and that had been some years back.

The more Iruka pondered on the mystery that was Naruto, the more questions arose in his mind about him. His most thought about question along with the majority of Konoha's population was why Jiraiya was even looking after the child in the first place?

Some had speculated he was merely keeping the Kyubi under a tight leash to make sure the boy wouldn't try anything funny later down the road. Others thought that he may have been under orders to raise the child into a perfect killing machine for the villages sake, but those that knew Jiraiya personally would laugh at such an absurd accusation.

Iruka was suddenly brought out of his musings by the sound of his assistant taking up the empty seat next to him.

"Hey Iruka what's eating at you? I haven't seen you so focused since the written portion of our Chunin exams."

Iruka grinned slightly. "Sorry about that Mizuki, it's just my mind was set on our guest."

"Guest?" Mizuki sneered. "I still can't believe we have to get saddled with that monstrosity."

"Easy Mizuki." Iruka warned. "You don't even know the child, so why not hold off opinions about him until you meet him?"

"I know he's a monster, and that's all I need to know." Mizuki countered. "Honestly what the hell was the Hokage smoking, allowing that thing permission here?" Mizuki added before going back to preparing his things for the day.


(Some time Later)

"Come on were gonna be late!" Naruto shouted as he raced down the streets at a brisk pace.

"You're the one that insisted on having ramen for breakfast, so if you're late you know who's to blame for it!" Jiraiya shouted back.

Naruto simply rolled his eyes at Jiraiya's counter argument. "Never mind I see the academy coming up anyway."

"Well then slow down." Jiraiya ordered.

"Why, what for?" Naruto questioned.

"I don't want you to just go barging into the classroom all out of breath." Jiraiya explained. "So slow down."

Naruto reluctantly agreed and slowed his running down into a brisk power walk. "Fine happy now?"

"Couldn't be happier gaki." Jiraiya answered.


(Meanwhile)

Iruka had just finished roll call by the time he heard a knock on his door.

'Looks like he's finally here?' Iruka thought while strolling up to the door to answer it. "Alright kids settle down, we have a guest coming to join our class today so try to make him feel welcomed." Iruka suggested while Mizuki simply rolled his eyes.

Once Iruka opened the door Jiraiya stepped inside with a large smirk plastered across his face.

"Jiraiya-san" Iruka greeted respectfully. "It's an honor to have you pay visit to our class room.

Many students had curious looks displayed across their faces as they observed the tall white haired man before them.

"Wha! This is our guest, some old man!" A brown haired kid with fang like markings shouted in disbelief. "I thought it was gonna be someone cool, like an Anbu captain or something."

"Enough Kiba, show the proper respect a Sannin deservers." Iruka hissed through gritted teeth.

"Besides this old man isn't your guest, I am." Naruto stated as he walked away from behind Jiraiya while grinning toothily.

Jiraiya slightly frowned. "Would you stop calling me old man?"

Kiba quirked his eyebrow at seeing the miniature blond boy emerge from behind Jiraiya. "But you're just a runt, what's so special about you?"

"The size of my manhood, that's what!" Naruto fired back hotly while giving Jiraiya a grin.

Jiraiya returned the grin. 'That's my gaki, if that doesn't get him attention from the ladies I don't know what will!' Jiraiya practically squealed in his mind.

Iruka and Mizuki stared at the scene in a temporary state of shock. The kids in the classroom just had quirked eyebrows considering they really didn't get it apart from Kiba who instantly erupted into laughter.

"Yah know what kid you're actually my kind of guy, what's your name anyway?" Kiba questioned through his fit of laughter.

"The names Naruto remember it!" Naruto chorused loudly, causing the girls in the classroom to giggle at his antics.

'Great a perverted loud mouth.' Iruka thought as he observed Naruto's behavior. Shaking himself of those thoughts Iruka addressed Naruto. "Uh Naruto as you can see the classroom is pretty full but there is an empty seat next to Hinata at the top row, why not sit next to her?"

Naruto grinned fiercely. "Hinata huh, she sounds hot where is she!" Naruto questioned as he squinted his eyes and scanned over the classroom until his eyes met with the only person with an empty seat next to her.

Hinata was staring back at Naruto with an embarrassed expression on her face. She had never so much as had anyone refer to her as cute let alone hot!

"Wow what's a honey like her doing sitting all alone in the first place!" Naruto questioned loudly as he swiftly bounded up towards the empty seat next to Hinata, all the while grinning like an idiot as he did so.

"Well Iruka I leave Naruto in your capable hands. I trust he won't be too much of a handful for you." Jiraiya stated as he shot Naruto one last grin and exited out of the classroom.

Once Naruto sat down he gave Hinata the biggest smile he could muster. "Hey there honey-chan the names Naruto."

Hinata simply stared at Naruto for a moment as her face began to heat up and turn dangerously red. "I'm H-Hinata." She squeaked out timidly.

'Shy type huh' Naruto assessed as he took note of the redness in Hinata's face and brief stuttering of her name. 'Well I know exactly what to do with her type.' Naruto thought with a mischievous grin on his face. Without warning Naruto slapped Hinata directly on the rear, "Hehe not bad honey-chan nice and firm."

Hinata's face flew through five shades of red at Naruto's actions. "That's called breaking the ice." Naruto stated as Hinata suddenly passed out, her head landing in his lap.

"Naruto what the hell are you doing to Hinata!" Iruka shouted in disbelief.

Even though Mizuki was sure he would hate Naruto, he had to admit the kid was fairly entertaining as he looked at the spectacle.

"Uh nothing really, me and honey-chan are just getting to know each other that's all." Naruto replied dumbly causing the remaining students to erupt into laughter.

"Haha, yes this kid is the greatest!" Kiba howled in laughter while holding onto his aching ribs.

Iruka sighed. 'What should I have expected he is under the care of one of the if not biggest perverts in our entire village.'

Well there you have it folks your first glimpse of what Naruto will be like. I'll tell you now I have no intentions on holding back with this story. Its gonna be over the top but serious when it needs to be. Also I want some opinions on Sasuke. Do you want typical douche bag Sasuke or would you prefer a more likeable version of him? You're opinions would be greatly appreciated. Anyway next chapter Naruto will be interacting with the rest of the class so I hope you're looking forward to it. Anyway please review and I'll see you with the next chapter.