CACTUS JUICE

Scene: Azula slacking off on the couch. Zuko and I are fighting using the wii. I'm winning while Zuko whines.

Alexis: BOO YAH! YOU GOT PWNT AGAIN ZUZU! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zuko: Hey! That wasn't fair you-you snuck up on me!

Alexis: *punches Zuko on his shoulder* Quit whining Zuko! Admit it already and stop being a soar loser!

Zuko: *continues whining*

Then the door bell rings… "DING DONG DANG DING DING DANG DONG!"

Azula: hey! Get it!

Alexis and Zuko: *no reaction*

Azula: Hey!

Alexis and Zuko: *keeps playing wii*

Azula: aww what the heck! I'll get it! *opens door*

Scene: Azula sees all of the avatar characters outside. Including Aang, Katara, Sokka, Katara, Toph, Jet, Dana, Janel, Melissa and all those other people we don't care about.

All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Azula!

Azula: *gets pissed a little* it's not my birthday retards…

Jet: *gives Azula a kiss* that'll be my birthday present.

Azula: *froze on the spot with a smile on her face*

All: *enters house without proper permission to get in*

Zuko and Alexis: *didn't notice and continued playing wii*

Sokka: I HAVE CACTUS JUICE EVERYONE!

All: YAY!

Scene: Alexis and Zuko continues playing for 5 hours straight.

Alexis: Ummm… Zuko, its been 5 hours, I think we should stop. *rubs eyes*

Zuko: *mouth foams* NO! I WILL NEVER STOP TILL I DEFEAT YOU! MWAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL TASTE VICTORY!

Alexis: O.O oooookkkk….

"BOOM!"

Alexis: OMGWTFBBQ! What was that noise? *looks around*

Zuko: The sound of you bowing down to my victory! Mwahahaha!

Alexis: Umm… Zuko, I'll just check where that came from… you can, practice.

Zuko: YES! WHEN YOU COME BACK YOU WILL TASTE DEFEAT!

Alexis: Ok…. Good luck with that… *goes to living room*

And when she reached the living room, her heart stopped in utter devastation LOL

Scene: it was unlike anything Alexis has ever seen. Cactus juice was everywhere. Everyone was laying on the floor.

Alexis: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Katara: *giggles randomly*

Aang: *burps bubbles*

Toph: *laughs maniacly while earthbending* (where the "BOOM"s come from)

Sokka: *walks towards Alexis* WHATS UP OUR WRITER? *stumbles to the ground*

Alexis: Where's Azula? *turns to see friends*

Dana: *does martial arts* FACE THE WRATH OF WUSHU!

Janel: *draws on her sketchpad then shows it to Alexis* Whatcha think?

Alexis: *Sees drawing* OH MY GOD! JANEL! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Janel: * giggles and continues her drawing*

Melissa: HEY LEX! WANT SOME CACTUS JUICE? ITS AWESOOOOME! *hands cactus juice*

Alexis: *slaps cactus juice off her hands* MELISSA! SNAP OUT OF IT! *shakes Melissa by her shoulders*

Scene: While Alexis was shaking Melissa like an idiot, Dana was slowly running to their direction.

Alexis: *let's go of Melissa*

Melissa: WEEEEEEEEEE! *falls to the floor*

Dana: HYAAA! *punches very slowly*

Alexis: *grabs fist* Dana, where's Azula?

Dana: she's in her room with Jet!

Janel: I don't be surprised if Azula comes out PREGNANT! HAHA!

All: YEAH! HAHAHAHAHA!

Alexis: Aww crap… although I agree. *screams upstairs* ZUKO! I NEED HELP WITH THESE DRUNKS IN HERE!

Zuko: NO! YOUR JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM ADVANCING MY GAMING SKILLS! IT'S NOT WORKING! I WILL WIN! *idiotic laugh*

Alexis: When will he recognize how much he sucked at playing wii? Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to do something about this now…

Scene: Alexis ties everyone up to prevent them from bending, punching, kicking or in Janel's case, drawing.

Alexis: *Tying Sokka to a chair*

Sokka: Oh Suki! You look to pretty in the sky!

Alexis: Yue was your girlfriend who turned into the moon you idiot!

Toph: *strapped by chains* WOOO! BOW DOWN TO THE BLIND BANDIT! MWAHAHAHA!

Aang: *tied up on the table* ZUTARA? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Alexis: Wow, their yelling out their dream. Cool, I can get some dirt about them and sell them on the internet! Good thing I didn't need to tie up Katara.

Katara: I'll blood bend you to do naughty things! Hehehehe! *weird waterbending pose*

Alexis: *eyes bulged* on the second thought… *ties up Katara in ropes*

Scene: Alexis walks to the sofa where she put her real life friends. Dana was tied up so she won't wushu anymore. And Janel was cuffed so she won't be able to use her drawing powers for evil ever again.

Alexis: Wow, the sleeping pills I drugged on them worked! Yay!

Janel: SORA! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!

Dana: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT TO MY BED?

Melissa: JACOB STOP! HAHAHA! THAT TICKLES!

Alexis: *eyes bulge and jaw drop* that… was… disturbing… *runs promptly to Azula's room*

Scene: Azula's room was locked.

Alexis: *knocks on the door* Azula? Are you ok?

Then she heard sounds that scrred her for life.

THE END

Authoe's Note:

I love making people drunk :D