The Millennium Earl chuckled, having dinner with the rest of the Noah clansmen. They did not exchange not one word as they ate. Road broke the silence by saying "This is too boring!! Could someone help me with my math homework?" she took out a text book that had to do with math. She was pointing at a page that involved geometric logic. At first, Road handed it to Tyki. Tyki blinked several times, reading all the questions on the book. He grinned with a sweat drop on him and slid the book over to Jas & Devi. Jas& Devi picked up a pencil and wrote in all the blanks random answers that made no sense. Road took her text book back and read the answers.
She sighed and looked to the Earl, hoping he would finish it for her. The Earl sighed, still with his large, scary smile, "You guys are just too useless." he said while taking out a headband with the Japanese kanji that meant "Victory". Suddenly, as if he knew what he were doing, he filled in the blanks with the correct answers. "Finished!" he handed the book back to Road.
Road cheered "Yay!" and read the answers that he filled in. "Thank you, Earl!" she smiled and giggled.
The Earl nodded his head, the unchanging smile still there, (Note: I'd find that creepy, I don't know why anyone doesn't try to point that out at all.). "Now to get down to some serious business. Those Exorcists have been on the move a lot lately… It looks like we need to move on with the plan now. Just to mess with them, Tyki… Road… I want you both to attack the Black Order and shove them into panic. Be ruthless if it's necessary." the Earl commanded.
Tyki nodded his head "Of course, my Earl.".
Road groaned "Can I at least take Lero with me? It'll get boring without Lero…."
The Earl sighed "Fine, take Lero with you, just don't mess up the assignment."
The floating umbrella complained in a high-pitched voice "No!! Lero! She'll torture me!! Lero lero!!".
The Earl replied "Just bear with her, she's just gotten attached to you." The Earl took the talking umbrella, pumpkin headed thing and handed it to Road as she grabbed Tyki's hand and ran off with him.
Meanwhile at the Black Order's base, Kesenai awoke for a new day. He grumbled "Another day… Another waste of my life's 24 hours… Man my life sucks…". Kesenai had been on 3 missions and all of them were with Allen and Kanda. Kanda still hated Kesenai for defeating him, and Allen kept making attempts to be friends with Kesenai. So basically, he hated being an Exorcist and ever even meeting Allen, Kanda, and Lavi. Though he hated being an Exorcist, he befriended Lavi in some weird way. He wants nothing to do with him, but when they're alone together, Kesenai seems to be a different person since he feels he can trust Lavi.
"Good morning, friend!" Lavi barged into Kesenai's room without any regard to knocking on the door first.
Kesenai looked a bit pissed off, "Lavi… How many times have I told you to knock on the door, before barging in you idiot?!"
Lavi thought "Uhh… About… 6 times." Lavi laughed.
Kesenai couldn't help but to force a smile and laughter. "I guess you'll never change, will you?"
"I guess not." Lavi shrugged. "Now get off your lazy butt and get ready!".
"Huh? Why?" Kesenai seemed a bit confused.
"New mission! New mission! You get to go with me!" Lavi cheered and danced around.
Now officially creeped out, Kesenai responded sarcastically "Oh how nice…." Lavi laughed and ran off somewhere else, like he usually did when he wanted to talk to someone else. Kesenai sighed, "Well, I guess I better get ready…." He got up and walked to the showers to take a shower since he smelled like something that a cat dragged around, ate, coughed up as a hair ball, and after being coughed up, being peed on. He grumbled "Those bastards haven't shown up yet… Even that damn Millennium Earl…." He turned off the showers and walked back to his room to change back into his uniform. "Hmm… I may have a rough time if I just wait around for them… But no Innocence has come into our attention for a damn long time! No Kesenai… Be patient, they'll show up when we find an Innocence that comes to our attention." Kesenai was debating with himself. Crowley knocked on Kesenai's door. Kesenai yelled "Who dares knock on my door?!".
Crowley answered "Uh… It's Crowley who dares to knock… I guess…".
Kesenai sighed, not wanting anything to do with the Vampire-like Exorcist, but he just opened the door to him and smiled his fake smile. "What brings you here, Crowley?" Kesenai asked.
Crowley answered by asking "Do you happen to know where Lavi went to? I have to tell him that I won't be a part of his new mission."
Kesenai's right eye twitched "I wouldn't know where that random idiot went off to, he's probably in his room, I guess."
Crowley growled "You don't have to get so angry at me for just no reason."
Kesenai growled as well "I act the way I want to. I'm not like any of you people. I won't refer to being nice or gentlemanly for you guys." Kesenai twitched, knowing that the only person he's allowed to see the softest side of him was Lavi. Crowley sighed and walked away. "… I think I should've been a bit more nicer…" Kesenai thought to himself.
About 3 hours later, Kesenai, and Lavi had arrived at France. Kesenai grumbled "Must… Resist… Urge… To kill these sissy looking guys…."
Lavi laughed "Oh come on, don't kill them! Otherwise the point of our being here will be compromised."
Kesenai sighed "Let's hurry up, I want to get to that Innocence before our chance is stolen and I'll have to take it out on you."
Lavi laughed "Don't worr--" he got cut off from a gun blast that exploded between Lavi and Kesenai (Coming from an Akuma of course). "Whoa, that was a close freaking call!" he yelled.
Kesenai smirked "Finally, some action in this sissy-ass town." he jumped at the Akuma, ready to pull out his sword. The Akuma looked at Kesenai and attempted to escape by backing away, but before the Akuma could even make a move, Kesenai sliced it into 4 with his sword, laughing as he sliced it into it's afterlife. "Pitiful, pathetic Akuma, may your soul rest in peace." Kesenai prayed. Kesenai rarely did these things but he was a religious person, so he felt that it was necessary since he was killing Akumas to rest their souls.
"Wow, you just love killing these things, don't you?" Lavi had asked.
"Yes, it makes me feel alive, and it makes me feel like their savior sometimes." Kesenai had answered.
"I just noticed something, Kesenai…" Lavi replied.
"What is it?" Kesenai asked.
"You've never used your Innocence ever since the day you joined the Black Order, do you even have an Innocence at all?" Lavi had asked, looking at Kesenai.
"I have one… It's just that no one has brought up a good enough fight against me for me to release it…" Kesenai answered.
"I see, well if that's the case, I hope someone or something stronger than your natural skills comes along so I have the first sight of it." Lavi smiled.
"Yeah… You really wouldn't be the first…" Kesenai replied.
"Huh?" Lavi asked.
"Oh uh never mind! Never mind!" Kesenai said with a sweat drop.
Lavi glared "Tell me."
Kesenai glared as well "Never in your life. Over my dead body after you kiss my dead ass." Kesenai had growled. After Kesenai had finished growling, Kesenai's stomach growled. "I'm hungry all of a sudden…" Kesenai laughed.
Lavi laughed as well "Wow, looks like your stomach assists your growling."
Kesenai looked around, trying to find a good place to eat and found a restaurant that served croissants and all the other wonderful things that the French ate. "That looks like a good place to eat at." Kesenai drooled slightly. He picked through his pockets and took out his wallet and jumped for joy, now knowing that he had enough money to feed the entire Black Order if he wanted to."
Lavi laughed "Wow, you surely have a hell of a lot of money!".
Kesenai laughed as well "I keep with saving in case I get hungry when I'm not at home usually." Kesenai and Lavi both walked to the restaurant and took their seats.
After about an hour of eating, Kesenai had ate through more than half the entire menu list, meanwhile Lavi had only eaten a salad with some green tea. Lavi laughed "You're just like Allen with that whole 'eating through a lot of food' thing of his. If I'm right… He eats a lot because of his parasitic Innocence--… So that's your Innocence type! Parasitic!" Lavi exclaimed.
"Nice deducting skills, Sherlock. Anything else you want to blab out in front of these people?" Kesenai sarcastically implied.
Lavi laughed and shrugged "Not really."
Kesenai had left money to pay for both his own food and Lavi's meal. Kesenai walked out the door and looked around, feeling a burning pain coming from his cursed eye and the scar. "Looks like the buddies of that earlier Akuma have arrived." Kesenai growled, covering his right eye with his left hand, trying to calm the pain. Kesenai then moved his left hand to the hilt of his sword. "I guess I'll have to face you guys…" Kesenai glared at what was probably, about 50 Akuma.
Lavi ran out and released his Innocence "Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Innocence Level Two! Hammer of Flames! Hell Fire! Hell Fire Cyclone!" Lavi had slammed his huge hammer onto the ground, a symbol appearing and a cyclone of flames beginning to form. Kesenai watched this technique of his, not even close to impressed but just wanting to see what he was capable of.". He watched as the cyclone of flames ripped through about 3/4th of the Akuma army, leaving the rest up to Kesenai to finish off.
Kesenai jumped at the nearest Akuma and yelled "Checkmate, pathetic, pitiful Akuma!" as he stabbed the Akuma. Then, he jumped at the next Akuma, stabbing the next one and continued the process, finishing them all off. Then his cursed eye changed to being pale white, with a blue pupil (Like Allen's except it's negative colored). "Damn it!" Kesenai cursed. "I sense a Level Two Akuma…" Kesenai growled. Kesenai ran at the Akuma. He noticed that the Level Two Akuma resembled a Lion and sliced at it, parrying all it's attempts at piercing him with it's claws.
"HOLD STILL FOR FIVE SECONDS, WILL YA?!" the Level Two Akuma yelled.
"Kiss my ass, I won't stand still, not even for a pathetic excuse for an Akuma such as you!" Kesenai yelled back at the Akuma. Then, Kesenai sliced the Akuma in half and said "Farewell, pathetic idiot."
Lavi walked up next to Kesenai and whistled in impression "You seem to be one hell of a fighter."
Kesenai chuckled "Yeah, you'd have to be in order to survive as best as I have."
Lavi looked at Kesenai "We still have a mission to take care of. We can't act like we're travelers right now since there's Akuma crawling around here."
Kesenai sighed "I wish we could just stay here as tourists rather than have to such a drag for a jon. But I guess I'll have to agree with you." Kesenai and Lavi began to head off to other places, asking around in case anyone knew of something strange. One person had mentioned to the that it hadn't rained for about a month. Another said that they saw a person who couldn't be killed no matter what anyone did to kill him. Kesenai growled, "This is getting us nowhere, these idiots are giving us things that aren't even close to related to what we need..".
Lavi laughed "Think about it Kesenai, a drought for 5 months, and a man who cannot be killed no matter what is done? I suspect this isn't just any Innocence we're dealing with here, we're dealing with a dormant Innocence that's with it's owner right now." Lavi explained.
Kesenai growled "Right now you just made me feel like I'm the idiot, you bastard."
Lavi laughed "For once I'm not the idiot then!"
Kesenai sighed "Well, lets ask for the whereabouts of this 'invincible man'." Kesenai walked with Lavi, continuing what would probably be a long mission. Kesenai in his head just couldn't shake the feeling that they were being followed by someone…
I had to make this one longer, sorry. Disclaimer: Even if I wanted to, I don't own D. GrayMan TT.TT I'll go into a corner right about in a few minutes and cry about it XD
