Crack'n'at parte dos

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, yet. And Katrina doesn't own Twilight. And before any lawyers sue us, we don't own Harry Potter, Winnie the Pooh, Guitar Hero, or anyone on the Pittsburgh Penguins. But we do own the pretzel pimps and the gay guys.

Flames accepted, just something to do on a school night.

Katrina: *screaming* IM DA PIMP!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Brandi: Whoa, what happened I have a serious hangover. (Holds head)

Danny: Yeah, what went on here?

Katrina: I tells you wat happened last night! Well I almost killed Danny and Brandi then brnadi threatened to kill Emmett and I gots pissed then we got high oh and Brandi you pulled a bottle of rum out of your pants and then we started singing and Harry potter came with Winnie the pooh which his name is now Winnie the piss. Oh yeah and brnadi and Danny made out!

Brandi & Danny: (Blushes) What!!!!!!!!

Katrina: And Sam and Tucker made out, and my high nickname is now ktanina. Emmett, I'm lonely, come bak here!

Emmett: I'm back wit you babe.

Katrina: I missed you! Don't leaves me eva again!

Gay Guys: *They enter with a bucket of Pretzel Nuggets*

Calvin Gay#1: Heyo I'm Calvin, and this is Bobbi, Nicki, Gavin, and Bradley.

Bobbi: Hey, I'm Bobbi.

Nicki: I'm like Nicki.

Gavin: I am the Demon, Gavin.

Bradley: I'm Bradley; I like to annoy the crap outa peeps.

Sam: I think gays are AWESOME. Hehe.

Katrina: NO, YOU THINK THAT THEY ARE HORRID, I THINK THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!!

Tucker: Sam, Katrina you are hot when you fight.

Danny: Are you three still high?

Sam & Katrina & Tucker: Maaaayyyybbbeeee!!!!

Emmett: Quick! Get them on Detox! But Katrina, you are so sweet.

Katrina: DON'T TALK TO MEH, I LOVE BOBBI.

Bobbi: Oh no, I am now going to slit my wrists, and claim my gay hood.

Katrina: NO, YOU ARE GOING TO BE STRAIGHT AND LIKE IT!!!!!!

Harry Potter: Oh yeah baby, I love the Americans when they are high.

Herminie: Oh no you don't, you are coming back with me to Hogwarts.

Harry Potter: Fine!! (Stalks out with Herminie)

Katrina: Why do you HATE me sooooo much?

Emmett: I don't hate you baby.

Katrina: Yes you do, I am going to throw up now and become bulimic and emo.

Brandi: SHUT UP, Danny get the coffee, it is believed that coffee makes one sober.

Danny: Kay ( gets the coffee)

Katrina: NO THIS IS A TARDO CRAKFIC, YOU CANNOT TALK EDUMICATIONALD IN THIS THING, ALONG WIT THE GAY GUYS AND MY PRETZEL PIMPS. (Starts staring at the pretzel jug.) Why wont they talk to me? (Picks up a pretzel and stairs) Talk or I will eatcho face.

Sam: She has finally went off the deep end.

Emmett: SHE IS EFFIN HIGH, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.

Danny: Sam you aren't high anymore!

Sam: I have never been high, I was kidding.

Tucker: So you really wanted to Kiss meh?

Sam: Of course not, I just wanted to piss off the readers. (A/N: Hahahahahaha thought I was crazy huh?)

Emmett: Wha- why would you want to do that!

Sam: (Giving Emmett a hug) 'cause its fun.

Katrina: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!

Gavin: Hey dude, chillax will ya?

Bobbi: Really Kat, do ya have to do dis?

Katrina: Emmett baby! i sorry!

Emmett: its ok hun.

Katrina: oh and sam?

Sam: yeah?

Katrina: you should runs nows

Sam: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (runs away to amity park)

Katrina: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! AND DONT COME BACK!!!

Brandi: what was that. I'm going after her.

Danny: Wait! i'll come with you (Goes ghost and takes Brandi with him to Amity Park)

Sidney Crosby: *Walks in shirtless from a workout*

Calvin: OMG it's Crosby!!!!!!

Crosby: Hey guys, whats up?

Tucker: *drools* I just want to make out wit you.

Crosby: Okay. *Slides away from Tucker*

Katrina: Haha! Brandi doesn't gets to see Crosby!!!! *does a little dance*

Calvin: Katrina sweetie, why dont you go sit in that corner over there.

Katrina: Kay! *runs over to corner and sits down*

Crosby: Weeeellllllllll.........i feel kinda awkward now.

Katrina: *singing sorrow by flyleaf* sometimes life seems to quiet into paralyzing silence, like the moonless dark meant to make me strong. familiar breath of my old lies, change the color in my eyes. soon he will perferate the fabric of the peaceful by and by.

sorrow last, through this night, i'll take this peace of you and hope for all eternity. for just one secon i felt whole, as you flew right threw me. left alone with only reflections of the memories, to face the ugly girl that's smothering me.

standing closer than my pain, he knew each tear before it cmae. soon he will perferate the fabric of the peaceful by and by. sorrow last, throuh this night, i'll take this piece of you and hope for all eternity. for just one second i felt whole

as you flew right threw through me. and we kiss each other one more time, and sing this lie thats halfway mine. the sword is slicing throught the question so i won't be fooled by his angel light. sorrow last through this night, i'll take this piece of you

and hope for all eternity. for just second i felt whole, as you flew right through me, and up into the stars. JOY WILL COME!

Crosby: Well.... OK then. I think i'm gonna go. *leaves*

Emmett: Katrina babe, come here.

Katrina: *walks over to Emmett*

Emmett: Let's go sit down * sits on couch with Katrina, and snuggles"

Katrina: Emmett, I love you. Hey! Let's turn this partay into a muical!

Tucker: Ookaayy.

Kaytrina: Shut up Bi Guy. Emmett, you and i can start.

Emmett: OK.

Katrina: Ooooooo i cant go any further than this, ooooooooo i want you so badly it's my biggest wish.

Emmett: Cool, I spend my time just thinkin thinkin thinkin bout you, every single day ,yes, im really missin missin you. and all those things we use to use to use to use to do, hey girl waz up it use to use to be just me and you

Bradley: *in really deep voice* I spend my time just thinkin thinkin thinkin bout you, every single day ,yes, im really missin missin you. and all those things we use to use to use to use to do, hey girl waz up it use to use to be just me and you

Katrina: meet me halfway, right at the border line is where im gonna wait for you, i'll be lookin out, night 'n' day. took my heart to the limmit and this is where i stay. i cant go any further than this. i want you so bad its my only wish.

Emmett: girl, i travel round te world and evan sail the seven seas, across the universe and go to other galaxies. just tell me where to go, ust tell me where you wanna meet. i navigate myself myself to take me where you be. cause girl i want i i i want you right now. i travel uptown town i travel downtown, i wanna have you around round like every single day, i love you alway way.

Katrina: Can you meet me half-

Tucker: SHUT UP!

Katrina: FINE! *starts sobbing*

Emmett: Shhh..it's ookay Tucker's just a mean bi-sexual guy.

Katrina: * stops sobbing and looks up at Emmett*

Emmett&Katrina: *start making out*

*Brandi, Danny, and Sam come back from Amity Park*

Brandi: Dude! I did NOT need to see that!

Danny: Ditto.

Sam: *No Comment*

Katrina: You guys missed it, Sidney CROSBY was here and Tucker wanted to make out wit him.

Danny: Tucker! Are you Bi?

Brandi: Sidney Crosby was HERE!

Sam: I KISSED A BI GUY!!!!

Katrina: a MEAN bi guy.

Emmett: Katrina, you know it's not nice to make corrections.

Katrina: I DON"T CARE! LEAVE MEH ALONE!

Emmett: *Backs up* Sorry, i didn't mean to piss you off.

*Sidney Crosby comes back*

Sidney: I'm back, and i hope Tucker will stay away from-*looks over at brandi* Hey, what is someone like you doing here?

Brandi:*Blushes* I was kinda dragged here, and just read the previous chapter and you will understand.

Sidney: *Looks back to chapter 1* God! And why?

Brandi: Ask the authors, i wouldnt have done any of that.

Danny: Sorry to interrupt you guys, wait no i am not sorry.

Sidney: And you are?

Danny: I am Danny Fenton, and Danny Phantom. I have a long life career, And you will retire in your forties.

Sidney: Grits teeth* What was that punk?

Katrina: Dude! Danny just insulted you*Starts laughing*

*Sid and Danny start fighting*

Gavin: WOOOOO!!!! GO SID!

Bradley: SID! SID!

Katrina: I dont like Danny Phanturd, So SIDNEY CROSBY RULZ!!!!

Brandi:*Shocked look* What! I thought that you would always be supportive. Anyways GO DANNY!!!!

*Calvin, Gavin, Katrina, Bradley, Emmett are on Sidney Crosbys side*

*Brandi, Sam, Bobbi, Nicki, and Tucker are rooting for Danny Fenton/Phantom*

*Tucker is leaning more to Crosby, because he thinks that he is hot!*

Danny: You cant beat me! *Goes Ghost and overshadows Crosby*

Crosby(Now being controlled by Danny):Walks away and goes back to the Mellon Arena, where the rest of the team beat him up for ditching him.*

Danny: *Comes back* That was fun.

Tucker: I just want this day to end.

Nicki: Lets start playing Guitar Hero Everybody.

Katrina: *says groggily* What is going on?

Everybody else: FINALLY, KATRINA IS BACK TO NORMAL, errrr... HER VERSION OF NORMAL!!!!

*And the day ends with everybody, but Katrina because she has a serous hangover, playing Guitar Hero!*