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Kevin's face was sore. It hurt like crap. He looked at the rearview mirror. His eye was swelling up a little bit.

Max and Ben were playing 'Go Fish' in the backseat.

"GUYS! WHO HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN?" screeched Kevin.

The old man raised his hand slightly just as Ben said, "Go fish." Max reached for a card.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GWEN'S STILL MISSING?"

"Gwen's missing?" asked Max.

Ben nodded up and down real fast, still focused almost entirely on the game.

"WHY DID YOU TWO NOT TELL ME?" hollered Max.

"Unconscious," answered Kevin, already having his excuse ready since it was the truth.

The brunette one shrugged. "It never came up."

Both Kevin and Max smacked their foreheads. How they lived with Ben, no one knew…

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Gwen pulled at the engine and slipped whatever that metal thing was around her arm like a sleeve. "Can I have your mask and gloves and stuff?" The redhead hated asking for it, but what other choices did she have? Become a zombie?

Darkstar tossed his glove over to her, revealing withered skin.

The gauntlet hit her in the chest. "Michael, you really need to help me out on this one."

Whimpering, he stared at her with sad eyes now that the mask was thrown at her. It also hit Gwen in the chest. "My girlfriend's a zombie…"

"You can still help me so that I can help her!" yelled the redhead, exasperated with his behavior. He was an evil dude. He was supposed to hate Gwen's guts. Instead of doing anything, he was curled up in a corner, rocking back and forth and still whining for his mother.

This was going to be a long time…

"Give me your shoes," said Gwen, pointing to his feet.

Obediently, Darkstar whipped off his shoes. He tossed them to her.

They hit Gwen's chest once again. "YOU HAVE THE WORST AIM, YOU KNOW THAT?"

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Max pressed down on the keyboard. "She's… exactly where she was five minutes ago… In Ben's pocket."

Ben reached in his pocket. "WOAH! HOW DID GWEN'S PLUMBER'S BADGE GET IN THERE?"

"DIDN'T YOU CHECK YOUR POCKETS EARLIER?" snapped Kevin, losing every ounce of patience he once had.

The brunette nodded.

"AND WHY WAS IT NOT THERE EARLIER?"

Ben shrugged.

"GOD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, BENJI!"

Max put his hand on Kevin's shoulder. "You need to vent your anger outside." The door to the Rustbucket opened and Kevin was let outside like a puppy that had to use the hydrant.

Ben curled up in the passenger seat of the massive RV with his smoothie pressed to his lips to drain the last of the blended fruit at the bottom of the crappy cup with its happy smiling face on it.

The old man dropped into the driver's seat and started pressing on the keyboard. "Okay, so instead of tracking Gwen, let's track Kevin's car." His gray eyes flitted across the screen, watching the numbers and coordinates fly across the screen that had taken over the windshield.

"Good idea," said Ben. "While you do that, I'm gonna order another smoothie from the delivery guy."

There was a loud crashing sound from outside.

Kevin threw open the door. "I broke a tree…"

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Gwen was decked out in Morningstar's nasty, sweaty, disgusting armor things. "You really need to try deodorant. It makes you smell pretty and makes you sweat a whole freaking lot less!"

Instead of replying, the villain kept whimpering and shivering.

"Okay, you know what? I'm going outside!" Gwen threw open the door before throwing herself into the car and kicking it into gear. It was a good thing Kevin had been giving her driver's ed for a little while. At least only a little bit. Like how to drive his car.

She busted through half the wall on either side of the door.

And drove right over the zombie Charmcaster that had been lurking right outside.

She was safe. Now she just had to find the portal back to her own dimension or whatever. Gwen shifted the car into second, checking the rearview mirror.

A massive army of unicorns was behind her.

"Oh crappers."


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~Sky