A/N: I've been slow but I'm doing the best I can. I can't use the internet for too long or else it costs like a ton of cash. So clearly I'm writing it all and uploading it all as fast as I can. So here's the final chapter of "Dude, It's Gettin' All Horror Movie in Here".
Disclaimer: you should know by now that I'm not Man Of Action… and that I write horrible disclaimers. Haha!
Darkstar's blackened orbs blinked awake as he heard a crashing upon the door. It sounded like someone pounding on it, but he couldn't quite place why it didn't sound right. It didn't sound right at all.
He could only assume that it was Gwendolyn once again and the pounding sounded wrong because of the gloves that she was wearing that were once his. She had probably failed to locate a portal out and was now begging to get back in from the army of unicorns. But she could've just driven over them…
Instead of questioning her methods, Darkstar rose to his feet, his wrinkled face all twisted and his limbs sore from sitting in that corner and rocking back and forth for a bit too long. He stretched for a few minutes before heading over to the door where the odd sound of the knocking had continued endlessly.
The once blonde and beautiful teen wondered why Gwendolyn wasn't yelling to be let in.
He slowly reached out and let his withered hand fall on the door's knocker that was still on the inside of the door. He leaned back and let all his weight pull the door open instead of using manual labor for it.
And it creaked open with ominous crackling noises as if the wood was splintering and threatening to fall apart. He pulled it back and looked through the doorframe to see the silver haired sorceress on the other side. His once blue eyes widened in horror.
"Braaaaaains," moaned Charmcaster, stretching out the syllables to make the word impossibly long. She was still in her zombie form, but looking as gorgeous as ever. "Braaaaaains."
Darkstar shoved the door shut again only to watch it be broken through by his zombie girlfriend. "Oh. Crap."
He probably could've guessed that it'd end badly. He just probably didn't know that he'd get his brains eaten.
A/N: there you go. A quick and humorous little finale. Definitely review. Don't forget to or I shall send the unicorns after you.
~Sky
