Loophole Chapter 1: First Day

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z :(

Claimer: I DO own Kimi Son!

Today I woke with a start. It's mine and Gohan's first day of high school.

Except Gohan still thinks that I'm dead. Before you start asking, no, I couldn't be wished back with the dragon balls. Why? Simple. I died of a heart attack before the beam hit me. Thus labeling my death, a natural cause.

Well, if I died of natural causes, why am I back on Earth? Remember the bet that Kai made with Yenma? Well, the bet was that if Kai trained me for a whole year and by that time ended I could beat him in a spar, Yenma had to let me go back to Earth. If Kai lost, He had to cook for Yenma for three years. Well, you can tell who won.

Another question you might be asking is why I'm not living with my family. Well, I kinda am. After being brought back, I decided that I no longer wanted to waste my time in life or death battles since, and Kai said this, I didn't have as much potential to become the ultimate warrior as Gohan did. Thus, I decided the only way to do that was not to live with my family. I moved in with Bulma, Vegeta, and Trunks at Capsule Corps. They promised that they would never tell my family that I was here, and I'm glad about that. They are my family now.

3rd person POV

Kimi heard gunfire on her way to school, so her natural instinct was to follow it. When she arrived on the scene, she saw two guys with guns robbing a bank. She also saw... Gohan.

Her brother, he was right there, staring at her with a shocked look on his face. He ran over to her at break neck speed, and when he reached her, he knew who it was. The black hair, the black eyes, the tail wrapped around her waist... wait, did she regrow it?

"K-Kimi? Is that you?" Gohan asked, though he already knew the answer.

"N-No, who's Kimi?" she lied. She was just as much of a terrible liar as Gohan was.

"Kimi, how? How where you able to come back? Why didn't you tell us? Kimi we mourned your death for years! How long have you been here? Where have you been staying? Is that an Orange Star High badge on your shirt? Why-" Gohan was cut off by Kimi.

"Yes! It's me Gohan. I came back because of a bet, I didn't tell you because I didn't wanna fight anymore, I've been here since I turned seven, I have been staying with Bulma and Vegeta at Capsule Corps, and, yes this is an Orange Star High badge on my shirt! Anymore questions?"

Gohan blinked back tears. "Yes, why didn't Bulma or Vegeta or even Trunks tell anyone?"

Kimi paused. "I-I made them promise not to..."

Gohan gave her a look of betrayal. "Why? We care about you, ya' know!"

Kimi looked like a kicked puppy. "Well, I didn't wanna fight anymore! I was killed by Frieza! I don't have as much potential as you! I would've been forced into fighting if I came back home! That was exactly what I didn't wanna do!"

Gohan couldn't believe his eyes or his ears. Kimi, his twin sister that he thought he knew so well, had tears running down her cheeks, because she thought that her family would force her to fight villans. Well, Goku might've expected her to fight, but if she didn't want to, he wouldn't make her. His mom didn't want either one of them to fight, and he wouldn't make his sister fight if she didn't want to! Why would she think something like that?

"W-Why would you think that Kimi? We would never in a million years make you fight if you didn't want to! Heck, mom still doesn't want me fighting! She just knows that I have to defend the world!"

ONE LONG CONVERSATION LATER...

"Why don't you come home today? Like, home home. Our home." Gohan said.

Kimi, now a lot more calm, decided to go back to her old home to visit after school that day. So, the now reunited Gohan and Kimi walked to school together, side by side.

Little did they know, a certain raven haired girl had seen most of the exchange after beating the crap out of the robbers...

SHORT VIDEL POV...

'Who are those two? What did the girl mean 'killed by Frieza'? Did she say Capsule Corps? Who are Vegeta and Trunks? What's this about making someone fight? Fight what? Defend the world? Dad does that! Have what kind of potential? I swear I'm gonna figure those two out!'

A/N: no, this isn't the end of chapter one!

AT SCHOOL... 3RD PERSON POV...

Gohan and Kimi entered Orange Star High together. They went to the main office to get their schedules, and were happy to see they had all of the same classes. So they walked to their first period class together.

Gohan knocked on the door softly. A young man, maybe in his late twenties, answered the door.

"Ah, you two must be the new students. Come in, come in!" The teacher said, ushering the twins into the room.

"Class! These are our new students! Now, come introduce yourselves." The teacher said, waving the twins toward the front of the room.

"Hi, my name is Son Gohan." Gohan stated.

"Hey, I'm Kimi Briefs." Kimi said.

"Oh, by the way, my name is Mr. Kira." he told the twins.

"These two made perfect scores on their entry exams. No one else has ever did this before. You can learn from these two." the teacher bragged.

Kimi soon noticed a tall blond jock staring at her. She checked his power level out of instinct, and found that his was higher than most of the class, save for hers, Gohan's, and one particular girl with black hair giving her a death glare.

'Hmm, how did I not notice this before?' she wondered.

"Okay! Why don't you two pick your seats?" said Mr. Kira.

"Oh cutie! Over here!" A bubbly blonde girl shouted to Gohan.

"Um, okay." A nervous Gohan said quietly. He walked slowly to the girl, until Kimi pushed him, making him go faster.

Kimi saw a seat next to a cute guy who, trying to be seductive - and failing miserably- , waved her over. She walked, showing off the pride she collected from living in the same house as Vegeta, over to the seat, and sat down.

As the lesson continued, the twins realized that they knew all of this anyway. They were both doodling mindlessly on notebook paper. Kimi was drawing a squirell on a tree branch, whilst Gohan was drawing fish swimming in a pond. Luckily, they were far enough back in the classroom that the teacher couldn't see them doodling.

LUNCH! uh-oh... GOHAN POV

I sat down at the lunch table beside Kimi. I was finally enjoying lunch after telling five people 'no she's not my girlfriend, she's my sister!' . I can't believe people would think that! That's just... eww really. Hey, who's the blonde guy over there? Why is he staring at me? He's walking over here... Wasn't he in my first period? I think so. He sat down at the table. Great.

3RD PERSON POV...

Sharpener walked over to where Gohan and Kimi were sitting at lunch. After situating himself at the table, he seductively said to Kimi "Hey babe, what's a hot girl like you doin with this nerd? You deserve better than him. You deserve someone like... me." He said with a smirk.

Kimi was not pleased in the least.

QUICK VIDEL POV...

I was talking to Erasa at lunch, after Sharpener left the table. All of a sudden, I hear a resounding slap that likely shook the entire room. I look over, and the new girl is standing up, bent over the table, with her hand raised, and Sharpener has a large red handprint on his cheek. He probably deserved it, so I laughed with Erasa and the people in the cafeteria.

3RD PERSON POV...

"For starters, jackass, GOHAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! HE IS MY BROTHER! Second, hit on me again and mine AND Gohan's feet will be up your $$! You get me?!" Kimi said in a rather threatening manner.

Sharpener, who was cowering in fear from the enraged Son girl, said in a weak voice "Yes, Ma'am."

"Don't call me ma'am, it makes me feel old! I'm only fifteen!" Kimi said, glad that at least he feared who should be feared.

"Miss Briefs!" Mr. Kira yelled. "Get over here this instant!"

"&*!#." Kimi muttered under her breath as she crossed the cafeteria to Mr. Kira. Together, Mr. Kira and Kimi walked to the principal's office.

MR. SHINHAN'S OFFICE...

"So, Miss Briefs, Mr. Kira has informed me of your outburst at Mr. Pencil in the cafeteria. Would you please explain your side of the story?" Mr. Shinhan (Tien) asked Kimi.

"Tien? That you?" Kimi asked him, hoping he would remember her.

"Yes, my name is Tien. However, you will call me Mr. Shinhan, Miss Briefs." Tien said, not recognizing her.

"Tien! It's me! Kimi SON! Please say you remember me!" Kimi yelled.

"Young lady, Kimi Son... is dead." Tien said solemly.

"If you can sense ki, and I know you can, then watch." Kimi said, removing a ring from her finger.

Tien was shocked. As soon as she removed the ring, her ki became sensable again. Also, Krillin, Yamcha, Piccolo, and Vegeta came flying toward the school. Gohan was also rushing toward the principal's office.

A/N: uh oh. Cliffy! What is everyone going to think of Kimi's unexpected 'arrival' back onto Earth? Why do you think Vegeta's coming if he knew about it? Think about it until the next chapter of LOOPHOLE!