CHEWBACCA (CHEWIE)

C is for confused;

As understanding as a Wookie can get.

With 'args' and 'awgs' and 'gars,"

Communication's pretty hard.

Solo can understand you,

But can the others, too?

They always seem to think they know

What you'll say and do.

888

H stands for hairy;

Our furry, flurry friend.

Not an adorable little puffball,

But twice as big as men.

Never coughs a hairball

And never bothers to shave;

But I guess a naked Wookie

Would be chilly all day.

888

E is elegant,

Don't believe me?

Don't blame you.

Imagine him with a crossbow

And his shots are not the best,

But compared to a stormtrooper,

He's really elegant.

888

W is for windswept,

The wind through his hair,

A strong squall

Or a small breeze

Will blow it everywhere.

Do not stand downwind of him;

If you do, that's your own fault.

No one controls the wind,

Or those tumbleweed fur balls.

888

I is for idolized

By children everywhere.

Like an oversized puppy,

He's the new heir.

Past Barney and Elmo,

And all the rest.

Since the 1970's,

Wookies are still the best.

888

E stands for epic;

Han's second hand.

No one knows the story

Of how they've been friends since... when?

Whether it's the Falcon, spaceport, or pub,

Anyone who sees Han and Chewie,

Knows it's epic best friend love.

I rhymed elegant with elegant, didn't I? D: Anywho, reviews are greatly appreciated, friends!