CHEWBACCA (CHEWIE)
C is for confused;
As understanding as a Wookie can get.
With 'args' and 'awgs' and 'gars,"
Communication's pretty hard.
Solo can understand you,
But can the others, too?
They always seem to think they know
What you'll say and do.
888
H stands for hairy;
Our furry, flurry friend.
Not an adorable little puffball,
But twice as big as men.
Never coughs a hairball
And never bothers to shave;
But I guess a naked Wookie
Would be chilly all day.
888
E is elegant,
Don't believe me?
Don't blame you.
Imagine him with a crossbow
And his shots are not the best,
But compared to a stormtrooper,
He's really elegant.
888
W is for windswept,
The wind through his hair,
A strong squall
Or a small breeze
Will blow it everywhere.
Do not stand downwind of him;
If you do, that's your own fault.
No one controls the wind,
Or those tumbleweed fur balls.
888
I is for idolized
By children everywhere.
Like an oversized puppy,
He's the new heir.
Past Barney and Elmo,
And all the rest.
Since the 1970's,
Wookies are still the best.
888
E stands for epic;
Han's second hand.
No one knows the story
Of how they've been friends since... when?
Whether it's the Falcon, spaceport, or pub,
Anyone who sees Han and Chewie,
Knows it's epic best friend love.
…I rhymed elegant with elegant, didn't I? D: Anywho, reviews are greatly appreciated, friends!
