Hello, everyone! I'm back with a chapter sooner than expected… pleasant surprise, right? A reviewer suggested I do one on Jango Fett, and I figured it would be a good idea.
JANGO
J is for janitor!
I'm serious! Just see!
A day of bounty hunting
Requires a vigorous cleaning.
Hotel room and starship,
As fearful foes run around
You've got to mop up evidence
Before you can touch ground.
sSs
A stands for aerobic;
You're now an armored, muscled hulk.
Sure, it's easy to get a workout boxing
Those who stare at Mandalornian skulls.
Take that, and all the walking
Up mountain, city, or lake
But you know aerobics is good for you
When it's all your weary limbs can take.
sSs
N stands for notorious
Stalking Jedi in the night,
Deadly with a sharpshooter
And elusive when in flight.
He finishes the job with freakish precision,
Where's the human in this man?
Perhaps Jabba ruined the heart in him
On those desert sands.
sSs
G, as is great
All the rich know who to call
You must be pretty talented
But could a Jedi make you fall?
We found out on Geonosis,
When Dooku sent in his best
Only lasted a few
seconds;
Still the best out of the rest.
sSs
O is obnoxious
When they know you're stalking!
On their back, around a corner,
Catching every word when they're talking…
Some don't know you've got weapons,
So they'll put on a great act;
Suspect you're the obnoxious admirer type
Until you set your trap.
