Hello, everyone! I'm back with a chapter sooner than expected… pleasant surprise, right? A reviewer suggested I do one on Jango Fett, and I figured it would be a good idea.

JANGO

J is for janitor!

I'm serious! Just see!

A day of bounty hunting

Requires a vigorous cleaning.

Hotel room and starship,

As fearful foes run around

You've got to mop up evidence

Before you can touch ground.

sSs

A stands for aerobic;

You're now an armored, muscled hulk.

Sure, it's easy to get a workout boxing

Those who stare at Mandalornian skulls.

Take that, and all the walking

Up mountain, city, or lake

But you know aerobics is good for you

When it's all your weary limbs can take.

sSs

N stands for notorious

Stalking Jedi in the night,

Deadly with a sharpshooter

And elusive when in flight.

He finishes the job with freakish precision,

Where's the human in this man?

Perhaps Jabba ruined the heart in him

On those desert sands.

sSs

G, as is great

All the rich know who to call

You must be pretty talented

But could a Jedi make you fall?

We found out on Geonosis,

When Dooku sent in his best

Only lasted a few
seconds;

Still the best out of the rest.

sSs

O is obnoxious

When they know you're stalking!

On their back, around a corner,

Catching every word when they're talking…

Some don't know you've got weapons,

So they'll put on a great act;

Suspect you're the obnoxious admirer type

Until you set your trap.