Hello! My sense of rhyming was a little off today; don't know why. I still tried to make this a good chapter. So… we're almost to 20 reviews. 20th reviewer gets a cookie! And the 25th reviewer (if we get there) gets two cookies! And all reviewers between them get cookies, too. And the lurkers who don't review shall also get cookies. But they shall not have chocolate chips in theirs.

VADER

V is for valiant.

At least, in the end.

He was daring and noble

Like all heroic men.

Finished the Emperor off

Saved his son,

Who didn't do much

So he's not one to talk.

OoO

A is for asthmatic;

Needs a chance to catch his breath.

Can't capture Solo on his own,

So he hired Boba Fett.

But when times are getting tough,

And he needs to step in,

The Emperor's paid for his meds;

But he'll never stop to thank him.

OoO

D is for dangerous

With your horrible Death Star.

How'd you change the laws of physics?

Engineering it must be hard.

Metal footsteps and respirators,

Tell them they're gonna be dead.

More efficient than blasters

Who's seen a laser chop off heads?

OoO

E stands for excitable...

With Padme, anyway.

Always had to sneak off with her,

Until that fateful day.

He became a monster,

But his Master's got a teaser.

Just saying that old name

Puts the poor guy in a fever.

OoO

R stands for ready

He's got his fighter and Death Star.

Won't second guess his own choices,

No matter the outcome or where they are.

Been waiting around a decade or two;

Ready for revenge, for war, for a path to take

Ready to take on the galaxy,

Ready to meet the Chosen One's fate.