Hello! So… today's my 14th birthday. Ayup. I'm not lying. I'm going to high school in two months, for star's sake! *flail*
So I decided to do a name you may not have expected, because it repeats itself. I kind of praise and then degrade and then tease Jar Jar in this one… well, read on!

JAR JAR

J is for jumpy;

Ants in his pants

Or maybe it's just nerves,

Or maybe he wants to dance.

You can't really tell;

He's so hoppity and sneaky,

You'll wonder if he ever stops

Jumping when he's sleeping.

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A is for aquatic;

Or at least partially

Can swim or live on land;

Vacation in undersea cities.

Then he was banished,

And was aquatic no more

Our clumsy froggy friend

Now lives a life on shore.

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R stands for reflexive;

He's got an instinct

Sometimes running, always screaming

Sometimes to Jedi, he's clinging.

You've got to react quick

When podracing comes to town

You don't know if you'll survive

When Sebula is around.

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J, like jubilant

Guess who saved the day!

We're proud of our great Gungan-

But he's special either way.

Like the Chancellor,

He's paraded along

And we all sing the tune

Of a happy Jar-Jar song.

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A as in again

This is just a repeat

Two syllables,

One sound

Doesn't it have a nice beat?

Such a simple name, It's great—

It's meant for do-gooders,

Not fakes.

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R is for ridiculous

A wanna-be Chewwie, don't you think?

Or maybe I'm unfair;

After all, Jinn likes life forms that are weak.

Let us applaud his nobleness

And after this stanza, look past all the rest

Ignorance and Jar Jar

Go together best.