Hello! So… today's my 14th birthday. Ayup. I'm not lying. I'm going to high school in two months, for star's sake! *flail*
So I decided to do a name you may not have expected, because it repeats itself. I kind of praise and then degrade and then tease Jar Jar in this one… well, read on!
JAR JAR
J is for jumpy;
Ants in his pants
Or maybe it's just nerves,
Or maybe he wants to dance.
You can't really tell;
He's so hoppity and sneaky,
You'll wonder if he ever stops
Jumping when he's sleeping.
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A is for aquatic;
Or at least partially
Can swim or live on land;
Vacation in undersea cities.
Then he was banished,
And was aquatic no more
Our clumsy froggy friend
Now lives a life on shore.
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R stands for reflexive;
He's got an instinct
Sometimes running, always screaming
Sometimes to Jedi, he's clinging.
You've got to react quick
When podracing comes to town
You don't know if you'll survive
When Sebula is around.
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J, like jubilant
Guess who saved the day!
We're proud of our great Gungan-
But he's special either way.
Like the Chancellor,
He's paraded along
And we all sing the tune
Of a happy Jar-Jar song.
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A as in again
This is just a repeat
Two syllables,
One sound
Doesn't it have a nice beat?
Such a simple name, It's great—
It's meant for do-gooders,
Not fakes.
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R is for ridiculous
A wanna-be Chewwie, don't you think?
Or maybe I'm unfair;
After all, Jinn likes life forms that are weak.
Let us applaud his nobleness
And after this stanza, look past all the rest
Ignorance and Jar Jar
Go together best.
