The Earl chuckled, seeing that the Noah he sent to the Black Order to retrieve his Akuma Factory. "For once, you did not fail me." he chuckled, sitting down to play the organ. He began to play the organ in a peaceful tone. Sooner or later, his fingers began to move faster, and then faster, the tone of the organ now sounding more and more hateful/threatening.
"Earl, why are you playing such distorted music?" Nina asked, fully healed from the damages she took against Kesenai.
"I'm playing this because there are two people that I am still angry about…" the Earl said in an evil, creepy chuckle. His fingers began moving so fast, that they were looking like a blur of such quick speed. The music from the organ was starting to sound more violent. The Noah gathered into the room, listening to his tune, smiling as if it were the most happiest tune, and they've ever heard. Then, all of a sudden, the Earl stopped by playing two deep, high chords on his organ, the sound echoing throughout the room. "How did you like that, children?" the Earl chuckled.
"That was okay…" Utagai said, almost talking like Skinn would.
"I loved it. Sounded so… Evil…" Nina said, giggling evilly like Road would.
"It was okay, but too loud…" Mike said, almost talking like Tyki.
"Awesome." the Noah of Disgrace and the Noah of Death both chuckled in an evil way, just like Jasdero and Debitto. The Earl began to tear up, his memories of the family he was leading before (Tyki, Jasdero, Debitto, Road, Lulubell She rarely was around if you wanted me to be truthful about her, -Laugh.- , and Skinn) came flying through his mind. All of the good times, all of the bad times, and all of their funniest moments, such as the conversations they shared while having dinner.
"What's the matter?" Mike asked, surprised to see the Earl himself crying. The Earl took out a tissue and sniffled into it a very loud sniffle to stop his crying.
The Noah twitched, thinking at the same time: "What a loud sniffle… I wonder what else is loud from him…"
"Aside from that, I expect no failures from you guys!" the Earl said, covering up his moment.
"Yes, Master Earl!" the Noah said, leaving the room, leaving the Earl alone.
The Earl thought: "Just awakened and they're already bringing memories back of those others… Kesenai better watch out… I may have to kill him myself in the name of all of them." he chuckled while having that though running through his mind. He walked over to the chamber where the Akuma Factory was being held, chuckling while looking at it, almost as if he were watching an opera.
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Kesenai rose out of bed, gathering his clothing and placing them on, zipping himself up. He then looked at Road and smiled softly, glad to see once again. He walked over to her sleeping body and kissed her forehead (Note: Road was still in her Noah form, it had never came off while they were having their busy night…) He then moved his face close to the closest ear he could get to and whispered softly, "I love you, and will be back later…" He then kissed her ear softly and walked to the door, opening it, then closing it silently. He began walking towards Komui's office, looking to see what mission he would be assigned next.
"Yo, Komui. What's my newest mission?" Kesenai asked, not even saying 'Hi' or 'Hello, how was your day?'
"Oh no, I don't have any missions for you today." Komui responded with a chuckle. "I assigned the last mission for Archie, Lenalee, and Miranda." he explained.
Kesenai sweat dropped "Sir… I think you just sent them to their own deaths… A boy whose powers we haven't even determined yet, a girl who keeps screaming 'Sorry!" all the time, and a girl who slapped the shit out of me for hitting on her as a--"
Before he could finish, Komui yelled "AH HA! SO IT WAS YOU WHO IS DATING LENALEE!!"
He sweat dropped "You ass, let me finish my sentence before I have to shut you up myself, you sister complex idiot…"
"I DON'T HAVE A SISTER COMPLEX AND YOU SHUT UP!! WHY'RE YOU DATING MY LENALEE?! YOU BETTER BE READY TO DIE1!!" Komui said, pulling out random drills, knives, and needles. At the sight of the needles, Kesenai sweat dropped yet again. He was afraid of needles… Knives, swords, drills, etc he could handle without really much of a problem… Needles were his greatest fear, so, he immediately ran out of the room, trying to get away from Komui.
"STAY AWAY FROMM ME YOU NEEDLE CARRYING MAD MAN!!" Kesenai yelled, being chased by Komui through ever hall of the Black Order. He zipped right past Lavi and Allen who were just having a peaceful conversation "COMING THROUGH!!" he yelled, still running.
"GET BACK HERE!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR TOUCHING MY LENALEE!!" Komui yelled, still chasing him.
Lavi and Allen looked down the hall, watching what was going on and sweat dropped "What was that all about?" Lavi asked, creeped out now.
"I have no clue… Something about touching Lenalee…" Allen answered, sweat dropping as well.
"Wait, aren't you dating Lenalee?" Lavi looked at him.
"Now I know Komui's reaction if I tell him I'm the one dating his sister…" he sweat dropped and gulped.
"I think you should keep your romantic life more private from here on in." Lavi laughed.
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Kesenai looked back, wondering if he had lost Komui yet, still running. "GET BACK HERE!!" he heard him yelling.
"Shit…" he thought with a sweat drop, still running. Kanda walked out of his room, awake from his power nap. Accidentally, Kesenai knocked right into him, falling right on top of Kanda. Kanda looked at him and twitched.
"You better get off of me… Or I'll slice you down." he said, flames in his eyes and flames rising up behind him as if he were the devil.
"You wouldn't do that to a fellow comrade… Would you?" he sweat dropped with a smile.
"I don't care, I still will cut you down." Kanda glared at him with an evil glare. Kesenai sweat dropped and quickly got up from Kanda. Then he looked behind him to see Komui nearly catching up.
"Holy shit!" he yelled, beginning to run again. Kanda sighed and stood up, cleaning off his clothes from the dust he got.
"Watch out!" Komui yelled knocking into Kanda, one of the needles poking through Kanda's uniform and his flesh. He twitched and pulled out his Mugen from the sheath.
"I'm giving you five seconds to make a run for it." he said threateningly.
"OH NO!" Komui panicked, picked up all the stuff he dropped and ran off, heeding Kanda's warning.
"5..." … "4..." … "3..." Komui was at the end of the hall, still running. "2..." Komui had disappeared from sight, still chasing Kesenai. "1..." Kanda began running, chasing Komui now. (Note: Wow, a 3-way chase! -Laugh.-) Seems like headquarters was now going through hell since there were two very pissed off people chasing someone. Kanda was chasing Komui, and Komui was chasing Kesenai… What a nice game of tag!
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"Okay, I think I… Crap!" Kesenai thought, looking back to see that Komui was now running a bit faster.
"GET BACK HERE!! I JUST WANNA ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS!!" Komui yelled from across the hall.
"GET BACK HERE!!" Kanda yelled at Komui who was still running fast.
"Aw great, the damn, super violent, ninja samurai is here…" Kesenai thought, hoping that Kanda forgot that he tackled into him by accident.
"AND NEXT I'M GETTING YOU, KESENAI!!" Kanda yelled.
"Shit…" Kesenai sweat dropped. Quickly, he hid inside of one of the infirmary rooms and shut the door quickly.
"WHERE DID YOU GO?!" Komui yelled from outside, running down the hall, trying to find Kesenai.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB DIRECTOR!!" Kanda yelled.
"I better hide as well." Komui thought, hiding into the room that Kesenai was in. Kesenai was hiding underneath the bed, noting that someone had walked in and shut the door. He looked upward to see it was Komui and sweat dropped big time, staying really hidden underneath the hospital bed.
"Crap… I hope he doesn't find me…" Kesenai thought, now afraid.
Komui was going to attempt hiding underneath the bed and found Kesenai there and smirked "Oh, hello there, Lenalee rapist."
"Crap…" Kesenai sweat dropped "Just my luck, he found me…"
"I'll give you a good 2 second head start." he smirked with evil rage. Quickly, Kesenai took that chance and ran outside, bumping into Kanda from behind him.
"DAMNIT!" Kesenai thought, now really starting to curse his luck. He looked at him, Mugen ready to kill him. He sweat dropped and ran away from the battle ready Kanda. "Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!!" Kesenai cursed while running down the hall, trying to get away from both the maniacs. Komui somehow, magically walked out of the door that was ahead of Kesenai, needles and drills ready. "Oh come on! Why me?!" he thought, now just really feeling plain unlucky.
"Ready to die." Komui chuckled evilly.
"Can I at least say something?" he asked.
"Go ahead, it'll be your last words." Komui smirked.
"Allen is the one dating your Lenalee, not me." Kesenai said, yawning.
"Wait, Allen? No way, they aren't that much of a great couple up. You're lying." Komui was walking closer to Kesenai.
"Then how come Lenalee seems to hate my guts out to some extent, and sticks around with Allen nearly twenty four/seven?" he asked, proving his point.
"NOOO!! NOT MY LENALEE!!" Komui yelled as he ran down the hall to where Allen was before.
"Wow, what a over reactive brother…" he sweat dropped, forgetting that Kanda was probably right behind him. He turned around to see a pissed off Kanda, using his First Illusion, Hell's Insects. The demonic insects all attacked Kesenai, biting him everywhere even possible, except the area between his legs (Lucky for him -Laugh.-) Kesenai screamed in pain fakely, just wanting Kanda to believe that he was in pain so he could be left alone. Kanda then left off with a grunt, leaving Kesenai alone. "Today truly was hell for me…" Kesenai thought.
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"Ugh, I hate this mission!" Archie complained. Archie, Lenalee, and Miranda were in Honolulu of Oahu Isle, Hawaii.
"Don't complain Archie, that won't make this mission speed by any faster…" Lenalee sweat dropped. Even though it was blazingly hot, she was still thinking about Allen, and what they were doing last night.
"Uh, Ms. Lenalee, why are you spacing out?" Archie asked.
"Oh! No reason!" Lenalee chuckled with an embarrassed sweat drop and smile. The mission that they were assigned on was that they had to find a Marshal who was reported to be hiding there. The Marshal was Marshal Sokalo (I have no clue why the hell he's there…)
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Disclaimer: I don't own D.Gray-Man…
D.Gray-Talk Show: (First premier, starring: Kesenai Tsumi, the Author (Named: Kira Doragon), Allen, James, and Road Kamelot.)
Kesenai: Where the -Censor- am I? -Growled.-
Kira: You're here for a talk show thing I started for this chapter! -Chuckle.-
Kesenai: I don't remember being asked if I wanted to be here…
Kira: Well, too bad. I brought you here against your own free will.
Kesenai: May I leave?
Kira: Go ahead -Evil smirk.-
Kesenai: Why do I get the feeling I'll suffer if I leave? -Walked to the exit, touching the door knob, then being electrocuted by a few volts of electricity.-
Kesenai: OKAY! WHAT THE -Censor- IS UP WITH THIS?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS ALLOWED TO -Censor- LEAVE?!
Kira: I said "Go ahead"… I never said you'd actually be able to leave the room. -Evil chuckle.-
Kesenai: -Censor- YOU, YOU MOTHER -Censor-
Kira: I don't give much of a damn.
James: Uh, why am I here?
Kira: Because I said so.
James: Well, okay then, I guess. -Shrug.-
Road: I'm going to guess it's the same for me?
Kira: -Nod his head.-
Road: Okay, just making sure.
Kira: Okay, we got a few questions!
Road, Kesenai, and James: Well, shoot.
Kira: Okay, DN Angel asked…
Kesenai: You mean the D.N Angel main character?! I love that show!
Kira: Don't cut me off or I kill you myself -Evil growl.-
Kesenai: Fine, whatever you -Censor-
Kira: Okay, DN Angel asked… I been wondering are they going to move to a new HQ? Is that inspector guy and his right hand man name link going to show upin this story? If they do and somehow find out Road is a Noah it going to cause serious problem.I feel bad for Kesenai that his best friend might kill him. Sheeshwhat kind of friend is he? And how would Road react went she find outthat Kesenai killed Tyki?
Kira: Oh my, on the first show, already a question for me. No. They won't move to a new Head Quarters. I think they will show up though just to make the lives of Road, and Kesenai a living hell since they're dating. Okay, Answer your question James.
James: Oh, I'm the best friend that has ever existed! -Evil laugh.- And anyway, the idiot needs to stand up on his own two legs without me showing up to save his ass.
Kira: Uh… Okay… -Sweat drop.-
Kesenai: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!
Kira: Now, now boys. Stop fighting. We'll have time for that later in the fiction.
Kesenai: -Grunt.- Fine…
James: -Evil laugher.-
Kira: Now to answer the other question of mine…
Road: KESENAI KILLED TYKI?!
Kira: I think my question is being answered without the need of me answering…
Kesenai: That bastard was trying to kill me!
Road: YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST TOLD ME WHAT WAS GOING ON THAT WAY I'D KNOW!! -Crying.-
Kira and James: You made her cry -Glint in eyes, showing anger.-
Kesenai: I'm sorry babe… -Hugs Road.-
Road: He was my favorite family member! -Still crying.- I hate you!!
Kesenai: No, please don't -Crying as well.-
Road: -Sigh.- Fine, I forgive you…
Kesenai: Thanks… -Kissed Road's cheek.-
Kira: Awww!
James: Ugh, boring.
Kira: Hey, you have a girlfriend too, so shut up.
James: Know what? -Censor- you for bringing that up.
Kira: Go die.
James: I'm immortal, I can't die.
Kira: -Censor- you and the -Censor- 'immortality' shit. I have my ways to kill you off without a problem. Remember, I am the creator of the show, and will send you back to your Master -Evil smirk.-
James: … You bastard…
Kira: That's all for today! Post up some more questions and we'll have them answered!
