They arrived back at Black Order Head Quarters, taking Kesenai in as a prisoner. "You guys know the plan, right?" Kesenai turned to look at Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Miranda, and Archie. They had left Road behind because it was all a part of his plan to get the inspector off of their backs. They all nodded, showing that they understood his plan, even though it might've been a technical suicide, it had a good 21 chance of actually working out. Leverrier and Link walked out of the meeting room to see Kesenai taken in as a prisoner.
"So you guys finally caught him. Good job." Leverrier said, walking over to Kesenai. "You disgusting traitor, what do you have to say for yourself now?" he asked in a cold, pitiful tone.
"I have to say that… I killed the Noah… The only way to kill a Noah is by striking the genes of Noah that are within them… They die like a human should, just kill them as many times as you possibly can, and victory is yours." he explained, now seeing if he would at least hear him out.
"That still doesn't justify you nearly killing Yu Kanda." Leverrier growled, seeing through his tactics.
"Oh really? Well, Kanda and I made an agreement that out battle had nothing to do with the fact that he had to chase me. He just decided to fight me so he could get back at me for defeating him in battle a long time ago." he said, lying to Leverrier.
"And when did this deal take place? Link told me everything about what happened." Leverrier said, still having the upper hand.
"This came directly after Kanda and I had our battle, of course, victory was mine." Kesenai answered calmly, feeling proud that he was lying to a person with such high authority over thing in the Black Order.
"Hm, Link, what happened after their falling out?" he asked, looking at Link.
"I don't know, I reported back to you after I thought the fight was truly over." Link said, now noticing what he had done wrong. Leverrier growled, now having no reason to have an execution placed on the person he thought was a traitor.
"Fine, the execution order is now off, have all Exorcists return from the field, bring Yu Kanda back here, and tell them of what just went on…" Leverrier said with a bit of regret that he was doing this.
Kesenai thought: "I'm safe! Ha!! I knew all these years of lying would pay off!!"
Archie, Lenalee, Miranda, Lavi, and Allen all sweat dropped, thinking: "His plan actually worked… This we didn't see coming…"
"Ha, I'm the best liar in the world!" Kesenai thought, sticking his tongue out as he was being released by his 'captors'. Quickly, Kesenai left off to go back to where he had left Road. Everyone else didn't try to stop him, they were going to wait for the other Exorcists to return.
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"Road, are you here?" Kesenai said quietly, looking around for her in the forest.
"I'm right here!" she tackled him down, strangling him with a tight hug.
"Good thing you're safe…" he smiled and placed his arms around her body gently.
"Did your plan work?" she looked up at him, trying to get straight to the point for this case.
"Yes. Of course." he smiled innocently, sweat dropping.
"How'd you know it would work if you told us before that your chance of success would be only a good 21?" she asked him with a sweat drop.
"Uhhh, my version of luck of the draw?" he sweat dropped, still smiling.
"Whatever, at least you're safe now…" she kissed his cheek gently, smiling happily. He smiled as well. For some strange reason, Kesenai began to cough blood yet again, noticing that his heart hadn't been beating since yesterday. Suddenly, when he was done coughing, his heart began to beat yet again. "Kesenai, are you sure you're alright?" Road asked him with worry.
"Yes, this just happened to me." he answered, holding her in his arms. "I'll be alright, I've been used to it. It's happened to me a lot." This wasn't a lie, he had experienced it for a long time. His organs were yanked out of him by a strange man a long time ago, but his face he couldn't even remember. All he remembered was that the man took them out without having to slice him open.
"I see…" Road said softly, knowing who was the person who caused him pain for that long.
"You okay?" Kesenai asked her.
"Y-Yeah…" she said, her tears beginning to fall.
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The Earl chuckled, remembering what Tyki did to a black haired child a long time ago.
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"Are you serious? I have to kill this child?" Tyki asked, sweat dropping, meanwhile holding a black haired child in one hand, his other hand already phased through the child.
"Yes. I need you to kill him… Or at least make him suffer. Whichever you prefer as long as the job is finished. " the Earl chuckled, leaving off using one of the Ark's doors, leaving it open so Tyki could go when he was finished.
"Hmmm, it wouldn't be fun just killing you… Maybe I could let you off lightly and let you suffer while you live for the rest of your days…" he said with a smirk that seemed to take pleasure in taking the life of this child.
"NO! PLEASE! I'll do anything… Please don't kill me!" the child was crying, hoping someone would hear him and rescue him. Sadly, people who did try to rescue him were killed by the Tease devouring them.
"It's too bad, all these people are here to watch you as you suffer, boy." he said, pulling out the child's large intestines.
"AHHH!! STOP IT!!" the child screamed in pain. People surrounded them in a circle, doing nothing but watching because they didn't know what to do. Tyki was just too powerful for them to kill, let alone even stop.
"Oh no, this is just your beginning…" he said with a smirk, pulling out the child's small intestines as well.
"IT HURTS!! STOP IT!! SOMEONE!! ANYONE!!" he kept screaming in pain.
"Boy, your suffering isn't over yet. I don't know why the Earl wanted me to kill you, but hey, if he says so, then there may as well be a good reason to kill you…" he smirked, pulling out his liver next.
"Stop it… Please…" the child was crying, unable to move.
"Does it look like I want to do this? This was assigned to me by the Earl, if I don't stop. Then I might actually be forced into corporal punishment, so shut up and just take your suffering like a man, boy." he sighed, pulling out the child's kidneys. The child didn't even scream, the left corner of his mouth leaking a bit of blood. The child coughed blood as his heart stopped since it really couldn't be stable with so many organs gone missing. "My work here is done…" Tyki sighed, dropping the child onto the ground. He struck a cigarette, put it in his mouth, smoked a bit of a puff, and walked away, leaving the boy to just suffer on the inside and die away. He walked into the Ark to see that the Earl was watching the death of the child. "Why did you have me kill that child?" he asked him.
"Oh, because in the future, that child is going to be a problem for me." the Earl chuckled, walking with Tyki to head back to their base.
"Oh, I see. Well then, maybe it is a good thing I killed him." he said, still smoking his cigarette.
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The Earl chuckled "Ah yes, that child really was going to be the problem… Oh wait… He is still a problem." the Earl had finally realized something. He realized that the boy from all those years ago… Was him… Kesenai Tsumi…
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Everyone had returned to Black Order, including Kesenai, who had left Road back at the hotel. "Hm, so how's Kanda doing?" Kesenai looked at Allen.
"He's alright. He should be out in about a week. What the hell did you do to him? He has burns all over him, as well as slice and stab wounds…" Allen sweat dropped.
"Uhhhh, lets just leave it at the fact that he attacked me like hell and I was forced to retaliate…" Kesenai sweat dropped, answering with a small, light chuckle. Seemed like everything was now back to normal…Well, their version of normal anyway… Whatever it was (-Laugh.-)
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Disclaimer: I don't own D.Gray-Man. I don't think I will either, but if I can, I will make D.Gray-Man have a talk show if I own it -Laugh.- There, something to look forward to D.Gray-Fans.
D.Gray-Talk Show: (Starring: Kira, Lavi, Lenalee, and Jasdevi (Tran-sexual? Or is it a boy? Which one!!), Kesenai No shit, James, and Antony.)
Kira: Hey guys!!
Kesenai: I give up, now I just want to go home! -Cry.-
Kira: Take it like a man, you little -Censor-
James: Why do I have to be here again?
Kira: Questions?
James: I see… Okay.
Antony: Same with me?
Kira: -Nod head.- Yuppers.
Antony: -Sigh.- Fine.
Kesenai: Questions for me, or do you just love to torture me?
Kira: Hmmm it's the second one -Laugh.-
Kesenai: Whatever…
Jasdevi: Why am I here?
Kira: Same reason as them.
Lavi: Is that the same for me?!
Kira: No it was to annoy the -Censor- out of you, OF COURSE THE SAME REASON!
Lenalee: Me too?
Kira: Yes, milady. -Smile and kiss her hand.- Nice to meet you, my name is Kira Doragon.
Lenalee: I'm flattered, but I'm dating Allen -Smile with sweat drop.-
Kira: … -Censor- -Sweat drop.-
Kesenai, Jasdevi, Antony, James, and Lavi: -All laugh at Kira.-
Kira: -Cry.- -Snapped out of 6 seconds later.-
Kira: Alright then! Questions! This was questions that Tenshi no Ashi had instant messaged me about!
To James
If Antony hugged you, what would you do?
To Antony
Do you LIKE COOKIES?
James: … I would -Censor- kill him! NO HUGGING ME!!
Amber: YEAH! ONLY I CAN HUG HIM!
Kira: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!
Amber: My mom's womb?
Kira: Let me rephrase that. How did you get here?
Amber: My mom and my dad had sex and I came out of my mom's womb about 9 months later.
Kira: -Sweat drop.-
Everyone else: -Sweat drop.-
Kira: JUST ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ANTONY BEFORE WE GET SICK!
Antony: Okay then. I LOVE THEM! GIVE ME ONE!
Kira: Fine… -Handed him a cookie.-
Antony: YAY COOKIE! -Ran off with it.-
Kira: Well, we have more questions. This comes from Isis Rainbow (Thanks for asking questions!)
How would James react if a Noah of Greed can multiply and seen to eat themselves for no reason and when you kill him, another of Greed came out from the dead body's mouth? And this Noah eats everything. It's my brother's creation but I forgot how that Noah power goes but it's something like that. What kind of foods does Lavi, Lenalee, Kesenai, Jasdevi dislike?
Kira: YOU HEARD HER! ANSWER!
James: I would be slightly creeped out, BUT I'LL MAKE HIM GO BOOM!! -Evil laugh.-
Kira: -Sweat drop.- Nice answer…
Lavi: I hate anything that has to do with rabbit meat, and I also hate milk.
Kira: I understand rabbit meat, what with Kanda calling you 'stupid rabbit', but MILK?!
Lavi: Yeah. -Sweat drop.- It tastes like crap.
Kira: THEN HOW DID YOU GET SO TALL?!
Lavi: I thought the audience was supposed to ask questions, not the host of the show… -Sweat drop.-
Kira: SHUT THE -Censor- UP! I CAN CHANGE THE RULES TO MY WILL!
Lavi: Whatever…
Lenalee: I hate anything that's too fattening. So I tend to stick with the salads.
Kesenai: Then how come you managed to beat the shit out of me?
Lenalee: You forget one of the many anime laws. When a girl/woman is pissed off, their strength is so high, they could lift up a house to kill the person they're really pissed at. -Smile.-
Kesenai: Uhhh, know what? I'll stay on your good side from now on -Laugh nervously.-
Lenalee: Good.
Jasdevi: Well, I hate anything that had blood on it, and anything that would make me seem like a monster if I ate it. I wouldn't want to seem like that vampire monster thing, and we're too pretty and young to look like monsters/vampires!
Kira: Wow, you are one -Censor- up person…
Jasdevi: I know.
Kesenai: Well, I hate salads, and I hate things that are really sweet or really sour.
Kira: Oh, no wonder you look so brawny!
Kesenai: I look strong? -Took off shirt, revealing slight muscles, but still looking like what Allen's body is like.- You call this a brawny body? Oh, and this is fan service for all the fan girls out there!
-Crickets and awkward silence.-
Kira: -Sweat drop.- So what's with all the strength you have?
Kesenai: It's called eating correctly, fat ass.
Kira: -Cry in a corner.-
Kesenai: I'm so not sorry for that -Yawn.-
Kira: ASIDE FROM THAT! Jasdevi! Are you a trans?
Jasdevi: Huh?
Kira: Are you a trans-sexual? I mean seriously, you look like one!
Jasdevi: What do you mean?
Kira: You turn back to that form when Jasdero and Debitto combine, correct?
Jasdevi: Yes.
Kira: But you look like a girl, are you a girl, or are you still boys?
Jasdevi: I don't know. I'll check! -Begin unzipping self.-
Kira: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT BADLY!!
Kira: Okay then, I think that's all the time we have for today!
Guy who records the videos: We still have more time you idiot…
Kira: … Well -Censor-. What're we going to do with all this time?
Kesenai: Play cards?
Kira: I don't feel like losing to a cheater -Sweat drop.-
James: I know! I'll just kill you guys!
Kira: No James. Not now. Maybe at the last chapter.
James: Awww! How long's that going to be?!
Kira: I think in… 23 chapters possibly.
James: THAT'S A FREAKING LONG TIME!!
Kira: I know…
Amber: I know what we can do! -Drag James into their own version of a closet.-
Everyone else: -Huge sweat drop.-
Kesenai: When do we reveal that to your fans?
Kira: SHHH! SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
Kesenai: Fine…
Jasdevi: -Sweat drop.-
Kesenai: -Sweat drop as well.-
Kira: -Even larger sweat drop.-
Antony: -Way larger sweat drop.-
-Moaning and other disturbing sounds came from the closet.-
Everyone: …
Kesenai: END THE SHOW!! PLEASE!!
Guy who records: NOW WE HAVE BARELY ANY TIME LEFT!
Kira: FINALLY! OKAY! We have no time left! BYE GUYS!
Everyone else: BYE!!
Closet lovers…: BYE -Amber moan.- BYE!!
Everyone else: Creepy… -Creeped out.-
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Author Note: Don't forget!! October 25th will be the promised day! BYE!!
