TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE LIVING NEXT TO A HIGHLANDER FAN.

10. He keeps showing up at social "Gatherings" in costume.

9. Makes recordings of sword fights and plays them late at night complete with special effects!

8. Swears that a Quickening is better than sex.

7. Bribes his friends to dress up as the Four Horsemen.

6. Keeps having flashbacks in the middle of conversations.

5. Calls himself MacDuff of the Clan of Beers.

4. Claims he wears nothing under his kilt, and then tries to show you.

3. His house resembles a Scottish Castle of the late 1600's.

2. He gets the immortal "Buzz" whenever your in-laws are visiting.

And the number one sign is...

1. Stands on your doorstep shouting,
"There Can Be Only One Neighbor!"