Chapter 14: Waking Up In Vegas
Hidan groans as he sits up and rubs his eyes. There is something heavy on his stomach and he doesn't even look when he pushes it off. The object groans and Hidan reluctantly looks down. It was Kisame whom he pushed off onto the floor. He looks around and sees that he is laying on top of Itachi's arm and Kakuzu's leg. In fact, he is mostly laying in the middle of a pile of bodies. No one even seemed to care about where they had fallen. They had just been happy to get a place on the bed where they would not be kicked off.
Hidan looks around the room and notices that Deidara and Sasori had decided not to crash on the bed and were squeezed into the chair. Deidara was snuggled happily on Sasori's lap with his head resting on the redhead's shoulder. Sasori's arms were draped lazily around Deidara's hips and his head fit nicely in the crook of Deidara's neck. The blond's makeup from his dare last night was smeared all over his face, especially his lipgloss. Hidan smiles, thinking that the reason they decided to not sleep in the bed was because when they had finally finished everyone else was already taking it up.
When the pressure is taken off his leg Kakuzu wakes up and scoots the bodies around him so he can slide off the bed. He walks over o the counter and turns on the coffee pot. Suddenly someone clears their throat behind him. He turns around and sees Hidan glaring at him.
"What?" he asks gruffly, "Did you want some too?"
Hidan is standing by the door and leaning against the wall as he says, "I was just thinking... and I remembered something you said last night. You would sell me for money?"
Kakuzu sighs then answers, "Hidan, I would never sell you..."
Hidan breathes out and relaxes. "Good, because I was worr-"
"...for less than a million." Kakuzu finishes honestly.
Hidan's eyes widen. He tries to breath deeply but then he just screams and picks up the nearest lamp and hurls it at Kakuzu's head. It only misses by a few inches.
"YOU BASTARD! I- I WAS GONNA FUCKING MARRY YOU! YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK FOR ALL I CARE! I HATE YOU!"
He throws anything he can get his hands on until he hears the door click unlock. He rushes out of the room without looking back.
All of Hidan's screaming had woken the others and then all turn towards Kakuzu, perplexed. He groans and sinks into a chair muttering,
"It's too early for this..."
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A few days go by and Kakuzu tries to talk to Hidan many times. Hidan just ignores him or tells him to fuck off. Kakuzu is starting to get depressed. He wonders what he'll do if Hidan actually meant what he had said. He didn't think he could live without Hidan now.
He sighs as he sits down next to Kisame and stares at Hidan who had begun sitting at another table by himself. Kisame hits his back and says,
"Hey! Buck up! Don't worry about it, he'll come back to you. He doesn't hate you."
"How do you know?" Kakuzu asks.
"He didn't tell you to die, that's something." Sasori throws in. Kakuzu grunts in agreement. His friends words of encouragement make him feel better and he stands up to go try and convince Hidan not to be mad at him any more.
He sits down at Hidan's table and the only thing Hidan does to acknowledge his existence is to flick him off. Kakuzu sighs.
"A million dollars is actually a lot of money..." he mutters quietly.
Hidan looks up at him in disbelief. He then throws his plate of mashed potatoes and creamed spinach onto Kakuzu's face and walks away. The other prisoners oooh and aaah but Kakuzu ignores them as he yells,
"Wait Hidan! That was the wrong way to start!"
Hidan just goes into the bathrooms and ignores Kakuzu completely. Kakuzu sulks back at his table and Zetzu tries to cheer him up by saying,
"You should just rape him. He'll probably forgive you then."
Kakuzu actually contemplates this for a moment then sighs.
"No... he'd just hate me more, believe me."
"Then you've just got to wait it out." Pain says comfortingly.
Kakuzu nods though this idea doesn't appeal to him very much. Kakuzu had never been a patient person.
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Yamada had not slept in 6 days. 6 days was the number of days he'd been waiting for Kakuzu and Hidan to have sex.
When they had woken up the morning after their so called 'house party', they had gotten into a huge fight that made Yamada almost go down into the main jail and physically force them to have sex. Luckily he had enough self control to understand that that would never work.
So instead he decided he would just watch Hidan and Kakuzu until they finally did have sex and he could record it for the case study. His plan was somewhat failing so far.
He had already called Orochimaru twice. The first time asking if he had meant the drug would last a week week, or a school week. Orochimaru had asked him then if he was on anything. The second call was a little more sane, Yamada had eaten some food and gone to the bathroom. He'd asked Orochimaru if this test failed, when would he be able to get a second dosage to try. He had gotten depressed when his partner told him how difficult it was to make and that it would take another month just for that small amount.
Yamada scratches his stubble and notices that the hair on his chin was going to be a full grown bear by the time he got around to shaving it. He sips his coffee then picks up his phone. He dials 2 again and waits for Orochimaru to pick up.
"What this time, Seiji?" Orochimaru asks harshly.
Yamada sighs and begins, "Ok, here's what's happening..."
When he finished explaining his problem to Orochimaru the other line was silent.
"What's the problem?" he asks. "The answer is simple Seiji. If your test subjects aren't having sex, you need to activate the drug yourself. That's what I would do."
Yamada's mouth drops. How had he not thought of that? He thanks Orochimaru then closes the phone with a smile on his face. He rubs his chin and thinks happily,
I should probably shave now...
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Once Yamada is shaven clean and dressed up nicely he struts down into the main room of Kure-Ji-Kira. He ignores everyones stares and mutterings as his eyes search the room for Hidan. His smile widens as he walks over to the Jashinist who was munching on a carrot, looking bored.
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"What's he doing here?" Itachi asks as he points to where Yamada just walked into the room. Everyone turns then Pain shrugs and says,
"Who knows."
Kakuzu's green orbs stay locked on their warden as he looks around the room. His eyes widen when Yamada smiles and begins walking straight towards Hidan. He growls and almost stands up to go defend Hidan but Kisame stops him.
"Don't get yourself in trouble."
Kakuzu stays seated but he doesn't quit glaring at Yamada. He isn't the only one. Everyone in the room seems to have their eyes on Yamada as he stops in front of Hidan. Hidan looks up and asks,
"Wadda you want?"
Yamada smiles at him then says in a fake relaxed voice,
"I was wondering if you would accompany me in my office for a little while?"
Hidan just stares at him with a dumb expression on his face. Yamada's eyes darken and he mutters,
"You see, you don't really have a choice in this."
"Typical." Hidan snorts. "How come you didn't just tell me to come to your office over the damn loudspeaker?"
"I was hoping to keep this... private." Yamada mutters. He then looks around and sees everyone staring at them. "I guess that didn't work so well."
"No shit, Sherlock..." Hidan mutters.
Suddenly Yamada leans over Hidan and whispers in his ear, "Don't make me take you by force."
Hidan glares and tries to push Yamada off him. Yamada smirks and wraps his hand around the chain Hidan's Jashin symbol hangs from. He jerks it back and pulls Hidan up from his seat.
"The fuck-" Hidan exclaims as he is pulled across the room with everyone watching.
Kakuzu stands up but doesn't do anything as Hidan is pulled through the doorway and his yelling stops.
Hidan is tossed unceremoniously onto the floor of Yamada's office. He stares up at his superior as Yamada closes the door and begins taking off his jacket.
"What the hell do you want with me!?"
Yamada rolls up the sleeves of his nice dress shirt as he answers,
"If you want something done right, do it yourself. Isn't that how the saying goes?"
Hidan just stares at him. "What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Yamada's voice is suddenly sharp. "I only have one more day to activate the drug. Since, you are denying Kakuzu sex for some idiotic reason, I have to do you myself."
Hidan starts breathing heavier as he backs away from Yamada who is advancing towards him with a sick smile on his face. Hidan tries to resist but finds Yamada stronger than he first expected. The smiling man picks Hidan up and lays him down roughly on his desk which he had cleared off before going down to get Hidan. He had also set up the thing that made Hidan yell when it was turned on.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?" He struggles as four metal cuffs spring out of nowhere and bind his arms and legs to the desk.
Yamada's entire face becomes twisted as a sick smile covers it. He laughs then asks,
"You like it? It's just in case you were trying to get away?"
"LET ME OUT CUNT-FACE!" Hidan yells.
Yamada tries to ignore Hidan's constant yelling as he removes the criminals clothing but after a few minutes he shoves a piece of cloth in Hidan's mouth.
Shit... Hidan curses silently now that he can't scream. Where the hell is Kakuzu to rescue m-? DAMMIT! I'm mad at that greedy dick-head! The bastard won't come get me, will he? Hidan snorts. Why the fuck would he rescue me if he just wants to sell me...
Yamada suddenly starts touching all over Hidan's body. Hidan cringes at the feeling of sticky fingers stroking his skin then he looks up when Yamada licks his lips hungrily and says,
"I haven't had a live body to play with in a long time. Especially not one this responsive."
Hidan shivers both from Yamada's words and his hands. This just makes his torturer smile more. His eyes glow with something that makes the hair on the back of Hidan's neck stand up.
Suddenly Yamada twists his nipple and Hidan closes his eyes as the cloth stops him from calling out. Yamada then leans down and licks the pert nub making Hidan quake. Yamada then starts sucking on the pinks bud harshly then biting down.
Hidan can't stop himself from getting hard under Yamada's skillful touches. Hidan thinks that for someone who hadn't been having sex for an while he was good at it. He hated the way his body could respond so well to his caresses. He didn't like being touched... unless it was by Kakuzu.
This simple fact though, wouldn't stop him from getting almost unbearably hard without Yamada having even touched his cock yet. He groans as Yamada slides his tongue down his toned stomach to the edge of his underwear. The tip of his member is poking out the top. Yamada just barely pulls them down, revealing his length when the door of the office is busted down.
Yamada turns and stands in front of Hidan's face so he can't see who it was that stopped Yamada from attacking him. He feels lightheaded do to the fact his manhood was pulsating with lust.
Suddenly Yamada gets sent flying and crashes into the wall. His eyes close as he slides down the wall and Hidan is pretty sure he is out cold. Now the Jashinist can turn towards the door and see who stopped Yamada from molesting him further.
Of course it's Kakuzu, who did you think it would be?
He gives Hidan a smoldering look that somehow goes straight to his throbbing manhood. He cringes as Kakuzu slowly walks forward and grips the metal band around Hidan's leg tightly. One second later the cuff is broken clean in two and the others unlock along with it.
"C'mon Hidan," Kakuzu says gruffly, "We should get out of here."
Hidan just whimpers. Kakuzu, who was trying his hardest not to look at Hidan's body for fear of making him even madder can't ignore the small noise and he turn around. He finds Hidan blushing profusely and holding onto his manhood desperately. Kakuzu's breath catches in his throat and he takes a step toward Hidan cautiously. He falters before reaching out to stroke that pristine ivory skin to ask,
"A-are you sure, Hidan? You want me to help you?"
Hidan just nods and closes his eyes. He mumbles something that roughly sounds like, "It's hurts..." Of course he wouldn't admit that the pain was just turning him on more. It reminded him of their time in the black room.
Kakuzu stands in between Hidan's legs on the desk. He then pulls them down so they are hanging off the desk and his ass is on the edge. He looks up as he slides a hand along Hidan's smooth leg, toward his member. He kneels down and pulls his mask down at the same time, his eyes never leaving Hidan's whom they make shiver.
He pushes Hidan's hands away and they fall, curled into fists, at his sides. He wraps one hand around the base of the length and uses the other to stabilize Hidan by placing it on his chest. He lets his warm breath caress the tip fragilely and Hidan lets out a breathy moan. He starts sliding his hand up and down the shaft while lightly touching the tip with the smallest part of his lips possible.
"Aaaah bitch!" Hidan curses and tosses his head from side to side. Kakuzu smirks and sticks his tongue out suddenly. The gentle touch of warm muscle on soft, blazing skin makes Hidan gasp and shake on the desk. Kakuzu decides to go all out. He takes Hidan member deep in his mouth and sucks in strongly.
"Kakuzu-!" Hidan cries out. Kakuzu is surprised when he finds that, that is all it takes for Hidan to release in his mouth. Even Hidan seems surprised at this as his blush deepens and he tries to curl up to hide himself. Kakuzu just smirks and spreads his legs. He sticks his fingers in his own mouth and coats them with the sticky liquid Hidan had just emitted. He places the fingers at Hidan's entrance but before pushing them in he says smugly,
"I guess this is what happens to you if I don't touch you all the time..."
"Sh-shut up bastard!" Hidan yells but then stops when Kakuzu enters two fingers at once. He moans and arches his back. He finds that he really likes the feeling of being filled. He wants more.
Kakuzu doesn't take long to prepare him. He knows the cum and spit would be a good lubricant. He poises his length at Hidan's entrance but stops himself and brings his face directly in front of Hidan's to ask,
"I need to be sure... have you forgiven me?"
Hidan is once again almost bursting with need he can barely think, let alone speak. He bites his lip them Kakuzu kisses him deeply and he cries out,
"I- I love you! Forgive you! Whatever! Dammit Kakuzu, do it!"
Kakuzu smirks. How cute was Hidan when he was begging? The two were completely oblivious to the totally passed-out man in the corner. Kakuzu moves his hips just enough so his tip goes inside. Hidan bucks his hips so the rest of his length gets buried deep inside him.
"Mother fucker!" Hidan curses as Kakuzu pulls out then thrusts back inside.
Their thrusts and pulses begin meeting up. Kakuzu's grunts are congruent to Hidan's moans and whimpers and screams. Every time Kakuzu thrusts Hidan's muscles clamp around him sending sweet tingles of pleasure through his entire body. Hidan's toes were curling from the constant rubbing against his prostate. It doesn't take long for Hidan to cum again, squeezing Kakuzu so he can barely make one last pump before shooting his virile seeds into Hidan's tight, warm hole.
Kakuzu pulls out and instantly reaches into his pocket to grab something. Hidan is too busy panting and shaking to see what it is until Kakuzu places the object on Hidan's left ring finger. He holds up Hidan's hand and grasps it tightly. Hidan sees a small, green band on his finger and Kakuzu kisses it lightly before muttering,
"I can't get you a real ring from in here, so this one will have to do." he twirls it in his fingers and stares down at Hidan lovingly. "I made it myself. Out of money. I wanted to prove to you that I can think more about you than cash. I really do love you Hidan."
Hidan stares at the ring then closes his eyes and sighs.
"It's made out of a dollar bill, isn't it?"
Kakuzu sweat drops and shuffles uncomfortably. "Er..."
Hidan laughs. He kisses Kakuzu lightly then says, "It's perfect. I would look to much like a fucking girl with a real ring anyways! I don't care that you're a dumbass cheapskate who would probably sell me in a heartbeat. I love you. I guess I am stupid..."
"You are." Kakuzu mutters, chuckling. Then before Hidan can get angry with him he place the man's hand on his chest and says, "But, I don't have a heartbeat..."
Emerald eyes meet ruby as Hidan feels the rapid flutter and pitter patter sounds of hearts.
"...I have 5. I could sell you in one, and get get you back in another. You wouldn't even notice being sold. I love you Hidan, no matter how annoying and idiotic you are. You're adorable and funny and committed to what you believe in. No matter what happens, I won't leave you or let anything happen to you."
Hidan just nods before Kakuzu picks him up and they walk out of the office, Hidan dozing off in Kakuzu's strong arms.
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When Yamada wakes up the next afternoon he looks around and curses for three reasons.
1) He had a spitting headache that was quickly turning into a migraine.
2) Hidan had gotten away from him and now the date had expired for the drug to be effective.
3) His office didn't have camera's.
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Wow... this took me a long ass time to write. I'm so tired I barely have the strength to write:
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