Chapter 15: High School Never Ends
"Hey Kakuzu," Hidan says as he sits down next to his fiance. Kakuzu turns towards him as Hidan rubs his wrists and mutters, "How the hell did you break a solid metal handcuff?"
"I'm stronger than normal people." Kakuzu answers.
Before Hidan can inquire as to why, Zetzu stomps into the room and sits down loudly. He turns to Hidan and yells,
"What the fuck did you do to Yamada? We were just in therapy and he wouldn't stop yelling at us the entire time! He's in the worst mood."
Hidan's eyes widen but he is interrupted agin before he can answers. The loudspeaker comes on and Yamada's voice growls,
"Hidan and Kakuzu are to be sent into solitary confinement for 2 weeks for assaulting and disobeying me."
Hidan and Kakuzu exchange a look of surprise and annoyance. As two guards handcuff them and take them to their rooms Kakuzu growls. He is just plain pissed. He wouldn't have needed to assault Yamada if the man had not taken Hidan with the idea to rape him. If Yamada had actually tried to act like a normal prison warden. But no, they had gotten stuck with the freak for a superior guard.
To top it all off, Kakuzu thinks as his cell door is slammed closed, now I can't have sex with Hidan for two god damned weeks.
"Oi, Kakuzu!" He suddenly hears from the cell next to his. He perks up realizing that Hidan would be next to him for two weeks.
"What?" he asks.
"What nothing!" Hidan pouts. "I just thought you'd be happier that we are right next to each other, damn!"
Kakuzu smirks as he leans his back against the wall connecting his and Hidan's cells. "I am happy. You know what we can do now?"
Hidan also sits down against the wall as he asks innocently, "What?"
Kakuzu zips down his jumpsuit and mutters,
"Hidan, you're so sexy. So soft, so smooth, so sweet. Just thinking about you makes me want to fuck you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk for days." he wraps a hand around his suddenly hard member.
Hidan shivers at his words and uses the wall for support, his body getting hotter just at the thought of Kakuzu touching himself and thinking of him. He starts fondling his manhood through his jumpsuit.
Kakuzu groans when he hears Hidan's panting breaths and lustful moans.
"Are you touching yourself too, Hidan?"
"Th-through the jumps-suit." Hidan cries as he grabs his cock and strokes it, feeling it push against his clothes.
"Just imagine it's me doing it." Kakuzu says. "I'm kissing you, twirling your nipples in my fingers, pumping your cock so fast. Pre-cum is leaking out the tip Hidan, I want you to see it, feel it."
"Nnnnh!" Hidan says as he rips down the zipper and sticks a hand in his underwear. "Shit!"
Kakuzu moans, "Do you feel it? My mouth around your cock? Licking it. It's so hot and wet."
"Ka- Kakuzu!"
"Hidan. I love you!" Kakuzu says as he come, shaking his entire body and hitting the wall with his fist, letting the vibrations be felt by Hidan on the other side. Hidan just screams as he shoots his seed all over himself and the floor. He then turns around and presses him entire body against the wall.
"Kakuzu..." he moans. "I want you now. I- I can't wait two weeks, I fucking can't!"
"Shh Hidan. It's ok. We can do this as much as we want in here. It'll be ok." Kakuzu says, trying to calm Hidan down. He is surprised at how horny Hidan is, and how intense.
Hidan curls up against the wall and pants. "I feel hot Kakuzu. Really, really, really fucking hot. Hot as balls."
"Take deep breaths." Kakuzu commands.
"Mk..." Hidan mutters as he tries to sit up and inhale and exhale slowly. After a few minutes he sighs and Kakuzu asks nervously, "How are you now?"
"Now I just have an annoying ass stomachache..." Hidan mumbles.
Kakuzu sighs. He was pretty worried about his loudmouth lover. He smiles and says, "You just need some food. When is dinner in here?"
"We just had breakfast didn't we?" Hidan says.
There is silence in Kakuzu's cell then he just says, "Shut up Hidan..."
Hidan smirks then begins dozing off against the wall. Kakuzu sits on the other side and thinks about how lame the confinement cells are.
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Typical... Yamada thinks as he watches Hidan and Kakuzu jerk off to each other in the confinement cells. They make up right after the time limit expires. Fuck my life.
He thinks about separating their cells in spite but then he looks down at all the complaints he'd been getting all week from 'KakuHida' fans on the Kure-Ji-Kira website. They were not happy the two were in a fight. They wanted more sex and they wanted it now. He can't afford to lose them, especially not now. He needed the money to pay for another dosage of the drug. He glares as he uploads the footage of them in confinement, instantly getting many happy replies from fanatics telling him to free Hidan and Kakuzu so they could do each other.
He thinks about it for a moment then decides no. It will just be more dramatic when they finally get together to have sex.
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Nothing else strange happens while Hidan and Kakuzu are in the confinement cells. Hidan stayed a normal temperature and his stomachache mostly went away. Actually they really didn't go away, he just didn't tell Kakuzu that for fear of sounding like a whiny baby.
They are both very happy when their two weeks are up and their cell doors open, releasing them from their tiny prisons. Hidan hadn't been feeling very good all morning but he puts a smile on his face as he jumps out of his cell and turns to Kakuzu. He is about to rush into his lovers arms but suddenly he turns around and throws up on the floor.
Kakuzu rushes over to him and holds his shoulders and arms as he empties his stomach. When Hidan stops for a moment Kakuzu scowls and asks,
"What's wrong?"
Hidan is panting and cringing as he stares at all the puke that just came out of him. He stands up but then he feels a shooting pain his abdomen and curls over holding his stomach.
"Gah!" he says as he collapses into Kakuzu's arms. Kakuzu hoists him into his arms and carries him to the infirmary. The entire time walking there Hidan had been gasping and clutching his stomach in agony. When Kakuzu sets him on the bed he whimpers and continues curling up in the fetal position.
In about 1 minute Yamada rushes in with an excited look on his face. He tries pushing Kakuzu to the side as him and a few scientists dash towards Hidan. He grabs Yamada's shirt in one fist and asks in a venomous tone,
"What did you do to him?"
Yamada sneers. "I don't know yet. If you only answer one mall question it may tell us."
Kakuzu's grip on him tightens as he seethes. "What?"
Yamada smirks. "Did you two have sex, in my office, when you knocked me out?"
Kakuzu stares at him wondering how the hell that could help Hidan. "Yeah, so?"
Yamada's eyes widen and light up. He turns to the scientists and yells happily, "There's a chance then! Give him the painkillers then make him take the test."
"What test?" Kakuzu growls.
Yamada looks him dead in the eye and smiles with a look of pure insanity then says giddily,
"The pregnancy test!"
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What a short ass chapter. Oh well.
So, I'm just gonna ask. Has anyone read Under Grand Hotel? Um... if you have, I'm sorry. If you haven't, you should really read it! It's great! Also, it was the inspiration for this story.
Yeah, Hidan is probably pregnant. We have to wait for the results of the test to come in though, obviously. XD
Review and complain or laugh or whatever really.
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